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what do you want i'm right here
hey karen meet my parent his name is
gary his name is garrett
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oh you gotta be kidding me hey garrett
looks like carrot can hardly bury
share it parrot blare it wear it scare
it bear it wonder merit
share it parrot flare it wear it scare
it bear it
enough okay we got it you learned how to
rhyme
carrot's right garrett we should rhyme
some other time
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hey garrett stop copying me stop copying
me no
stop copying me stop copying
hey hey karen hey what have you ever
considered getting a ferret
what is that even you could name him
jared jared the ferret
oh jared the ferret
rock
shoot freely
what he didn't repeat what you said huh
you
said polly pocket but he said probably
want a cracker
what exactly mommy want a cracker
see your parrot's broken or something
garrett's not broken
he's just outspoken hey guys what's
cracking
probably want a cracker oh i should not
have come here
well congratulations orange you happy
with yourself now
how now brown cow stop rhyming stop
climbing i'm not climbing no one's
climbing
stop whining this is honestly
the dumbest conversation in the history
of history itself hey mccarron what
ferret huh wow
or carrot there's no one left to inherit
your ferret
hi yeah can i get the number for animal
control please
hey hey flappy bird hey yeah you like my
hoverboard
i think it's pretty fly sure dude
it's great whatever look i'm kind of
busy with
hey flappy bird hey hey hey hey hey hey
yes i hear you what do you want hey huh
hey look at what pipe
you should fly to the other side of the
pipes it's way easier
that's not how it's done
no you have to be all flabby and avoid
the pipes
why because the title's flappy bird not
hoverboard around the pipes bird
although that is very catchy why does
flappy make you happy
no it's it's rhyme time yay
no flappy bird happy bird sappy bird
mappy bird
that is not a word trappy bird dappy
bird taffy bird double bacon rappy bird
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i can't focus while you're
danging you ruined my concentration
again
oh man i got really really far that time
too
okay okay flappy bird i've decided i
want to play by the rules
good introducing flappy board
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wow you're actually pretty good at that
you should have been born a bird
i am a bird i'm born through so many
half pipes they call me tony hawk
hey watch where you're going tony hawk
you're messing with my flappy flow
oh that reminds me what does the hawk
say oh no
no no no no no
oh please stop making the hawk sound
okay okay
i'll put it on waiting get it
thanks i guess oh flappy bird hey flappy
bird hey
have you ever tried going into the pipes
like mario no because you can't go into
the pipes
really then how come i warped over here
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hey mommy floppy bird hey
hey seriously why do you get to do that
come on try it i don't know i'm really
far right now and i don't want to
jeopardize
ah come on are you a bird or are you a
chicken
nope nope not gonna do it this is just
another one of your kids
oh stop it i need to concentrate come on
there's a magical world just down this
pipe i promise why
all lies there's absolutely nothing down
there
nothing i wouldn't say nothing but i
would say mario
that makes no sense
that's it i'm done i quit yay it's prime
time again
ugh shut it down shut it all down
everybody out of the pool mamia what's
wrong with the dr koopa troopa
duh no hoverboard
that's a wood to suck
these tiny wings are the funniest thing
since t-rex arms hey hey
anybody want to put on sunglasses too
bad our arms are too small
and also our arms are
who wings invited this cloud oh oh who
wants to hear me list off every word
that rhymes with clown
town noun that's all i can think of
would you frog start the race already
yeah frogs
when race time comes along you must rib
it
finally when a downhill comes along you
must slip it
stop singing when a heel dip comes along
you must dip it we gotta lose this guy
when a hill jump comes along
you must flip it how is he keeping up
it's not too late
to flip it flip it good
shut up wow
okay i think he's gone hey
hey bird friends hey dang it you guys
should really get one of these
it's way easier that's cheating you
jerk i'm not a jerk i brought you a gift
you did what now
sure it did well what is it it's a
diaper
hey hey i got you something too bluebird
let me guess it's a dodge
would you knock it off you're
distracting us from the race
hey hey birdy birds hey what hillside
whoa well you know what they say the
early bird gets the worm
what's up party foods it's your boy
little apple with co-host orange
that's me you guys asked for it so here
it is
the bird box challenge
i'm so excited i don't know which way is
up
right let's do this thing sounds good
here we go yep so are you gonna take us
through the rules or
nah you go you probably know a little
more about it than i do
hold on a second do neither of us know
what the bird box challenge actually is
don't be ridiculous everybody knows what
the bird box challenge is
okay so what is it um say the first
thing that comes to mind
toenail booger barf what maybe the
second thing that comes to mind
the bird box challenge is when you uh um
box a bird
oh okay like with boxing gloves
um yep so here we go folks here's how
the bird box challenge is gonna go down
each of us is gonna go three rounds with
a burn whoever gets more punches in will
be declared the winger
where you're up first huh i'm in the
video now
round one fight i mean i don't really
have anything against this bird
but if it's for a challenge i guess i
can cop
off my eyes
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now that i think about it that challenge
was pretty bird-brained
i'll say good thing we tested it out on
pear but the fans still need to see a
bird box challenge video so what are we
gonna
do oh did someone say bird box challenge
all right grapefruit saves the day
what a grape guy
so here's how it works each of us gets a
box to open
i'll unbox my bird first
oh what a cute little hummingbird oh oh
i'll go next no way
a parrot well that's so cool not for us
it isn't
stop copying me ah stop copying me
stop copying me stop copying me
stop copying me stop copying me ah this
could be a while
right i'm going to go ahead and see
what's inside my blah
wow my eyes
on second thought this may not be how
you do the bird box challenge i know
someone told me the rules but it's hard
to hear stuff correctly when you don't
have ears
or eyes if you're pearl
nah man we'll never figure out how to do
the bird box challenge
did someone say bird box challenge i
know how to do that
whoa really oh yeah i do it all the time
well tell us then the fans want to see a
bird box challenge video
okay here's how you're doing first you
get a bird scooter
oh a bird scooter yeah should have known
second you'll get a box of tnt
i like it i don't know you guys
does it have to be tnt in the box yes
that's very important okay fine if
marshmallow says
wait a second what the
oh my gosh but bird grabbed me in midair
i'm flying the kitchen is safe from tnt
huh
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