One of the best things about doing this show
is watching my favorite musicians perform.
From a young, adorable Justin Bieber,
to an older, tattooed Justin Bieber, here
are a few of my favorite musical performances
from the last 2,500 shows.
Come on everybody in the building get out of your seats.
If you're at home turn your TV sets up,
because we are Uptown Funk.
[MARK RONSON FT. BRUNO MARS - "UPTOWN FUNK"] This hit,
that ice cold,
Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold.
This one, for them hood girls, Them good girls,
straight masterpieces.
Stylin', wildin', livin' it up in the city.
Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent.
Gotta kiss myself I'm so pretty.
How much money do you have on you right now?
I mean it's a-- do you know what I mean?
Lord have mercy!
Where are you going after this?
You know what we plan to do, girl.
[LAUGHTER]
Let's do some vocal warm-ups.
You just hit a note, and I'll find it.
[SINGING ONE NOTE]
[ELLEN SINGS OUT OF TUNE]
[SINGING IN UNISON]
[SNAPS FINGERS]
[SINGS NOTE]
[ELLEN SINGS OUT OF TUNE]
[SINGING IN UNISON]
You have good pitch.
That's good, you were all sharp, and that's what makes you, you.
Sharp for what?
Just a little sharp.
But it makes you.
That's why you're you.
[TAYLOR SWIFT - "TAKE IT OFF"] 'Cause the players gonna play,
play, play, play, play.
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.
Baby I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake.
I shake it off, I shake it off.
Breakers gonna break, break, break, break, break.
And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake fake, fake.
Baby I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake.
I shake it off, shake it off.
Breakers gonna break, break, break, break, break, break.
Please welcome, Nicki Minaj.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
Ah.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
If you need to borrow a bra from me, you just let me know.
[JUSTIN BIEBER - "SORRY"] Is it too late now to say sorry?
'Cause I'm missin' more than just your body.
Is it too late now to say sorry?
Yeah I know that I let you down, is it
too late to say I'm sorry now?
We're going to sit down and eat.
Great.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
Do you feel like we're on display?
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
A little bit.
I feel like people are looking at us.
We're like Zoo animals in here.
[MAKES FELINE NOISE]
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
[THE WEEKEND - "STARBOY"] House so empty, need a centerpiece.
Twenty racks a table cut from ebony.
Cut that ivory into skinny pieces,
when she clean it with her face but I love my baby.
[CHANCE THE RAPPER WITH 2 CHAINZ & LIL WAYNE -
"NO PROBLEM"] You don't no problem,
want no problem with me.
You don't want no problem, want no problem with me.
[PINK - "TODAY'S THE DAY"] Somebody please stop the clock,
oh, oh oh.
Don't ever let this day stop--
[GREEN DAY - "AMERICAN IDIOT"] Welcome to a new kind
of tension, all across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Never have I ever texted a nude selfie.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
Name three things you do when no one is looking.
Smile.
[LAUGHTER] [BUZZER]
[ELTON JOHN - "DON'T LET THE SUN GO DOWN ON ME"] Don't let
the sun go down on me.
Although I searched myself, it's always someone else I see.
[ADELE - "SOMEONE LIKE YOU"] Never mind I'll find someone
like you.
I wish nothing but the best for you.
[COLDPLAY - "ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME"] Turn your magic
on, to me she'd say.
Everything you want's a dream away.
We are legends everyday.
That's what she told me and I feel my heart beatin'.
I feel my heart beneath my skin.
Oh yeah I feel my heart beatin'.
'Cause you make me feel.
So how many songs on this CD are about me?
Well, there's 11 songs on the CD.
So, 11.
Wow, all of them.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
Wow!
All of them.
[PRINCE - "DON'T HAVE TO BE RICH"] You don't
have to be rich to be my girl, you
don't have to be cool to rule my rule.
Ain't no particular sign.
I'm more compatible with, I just want your extra time
and your kiss.