Is that what I think it is?
Customers.
Customers, everyone!
Customers!
Customers?
everybody calm down, it's been a long time.
Just remember what we rehearsed
Make sure your "Open, please come in" signs are out.
And you ALL know what to do.
All right, nobody panics.
Here we go!
Van, I just don't see any on-ramp anywhere.
Minny, I know exactly where we are.
Yeah, we're in the middle of nowhere.
HONEY, please.
Hello.
Welcome to Radiator Springs, gateway to Ornament Valley. Legendary for it's quality service and friendly hospitality.
How can we help you?
We don't need anything, thank you very much.
Well, honey ask for directions to the interstate.
There's no need to ask for directions.
Minny, I know exactly where we're going.
He did the same thing on our trip to Shakopee.
You know, we were headed over there for the Crazy Days,
and we -
OKAY, OKAY. Really. We're just peachy, okay
What you really need is the sweet taste of my homemade, organic fuel.
No, it doesn't agree with my tank.
We're just trying to find the interstate.
Good to see you, Soldier!
Come on by Sarge's Surplus Hut for ALL your government surplus needs.
Oh, honey, surplus!
I think we have too much.
Hey, Otis!
Hey, Mater.
I... Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry.
I thought I could make it this time, but...
(engine fails to start)
Smooth like pudding, huh?
Who am I kidding?
I'll always be a lemon.
Well, dad-gum, you're leaking oil again.
Must be your gaskets.
Hey, but look on the bright side.
This is your tenth tow this month, so that means
it's on the house.
You're the only one that's nice to lemons like me, Mater.
Don't sweat it. Shoot, these things happen to everybody Otis.
But you never leak oil.
Yeah, but I ain't perfect.
Don't tell nobody, but I think my rust is starting to show through.
Hey!
Is Lightning McQueen back yet?
Not yet.
He must be crazy excited about winning his fourth Piston Cup.
FOUR!
WOW!
Yeah, we're so dad-gum proud of him,
but I wish he'd hurry up and get back, 'cause we got a whole summer's worth of best friend fun to make up for.
Just me and... (GASPS)
(horn honks)
McQueen!
Whoa, whoa, whoa
McQueen!
Mater!
I'm in no hurry!
Hey, everybody.
McQueen's back!
I don't need a MAP! I have the GPS.
Never need a map again, thank you.
How 'bout somethin' to drink
Stop at Flo's V8 Cafe. Finest fuel on Route 66.
No, we just topped off.
And if you need tires, stop by Luigi's Casa Della Tires,
home of the Leaning Tower of Tires.
We're just trying to find the interstate.
But you do need a paint job man.
Ramone will paint you up right.
Hey, anything you want! You know, like a flame job.
No, thanks
Maybe ghost flames!
You like old school pinstripin' Von Dutch style huh
Oh, honey, look.
Von Dutch.
Okay, no.
We're gonna be going now, okay.
A little somethin' to remember us by
OKAY!
Come back soon, okay
I mean, you know where we are!
Tell your friends!
Oh ho ho kay! Yes. You bet.
Thanks again, folks
Bye-bye now.
Psst!
Hey!
Hey, hey,hey!
I know how to get to the interstate!
Oh, do ya
Minny, no.
Yeah, yeah,yeah.
No, not really.
But listen.
I'm Lightning McQueen, the famous race car. I'm being held here against my will.
And I need you to call my team, so they can come rescue me,
and get me to California in time for me to win The Piston Cup.
Do you understand?
(beeps)
No, no, no, no, no!
It's the truth!
I'm telling you!
You gotta help me!
Don't leave me here!
I'm in hillbilly hell!
My IQ's dropping by the second!
I'M BECOMING ONE OF THEM!!!
So there we was,
my rocket jet going full blast,
McQueen hanging on for dear life when suddenly
them two nasty lemons come out of nowheres, guns drawn.
We was goners.
But then,
out of nowhere
this beautiful spy car swoops in from the sky to save us!
That's a very entertaining story, young man.
Oh, Minny, please.
Come on!
None of this happened.
Rocket jets, flying spy cars.
No, you're quite right.
It does sound a bit far-fetched.
Holley! What are you doin' here?
Hello, Mater! It's so good to see you again.
Finn!
Our satellites picked up an urgent communique.
So you got-a my email.
Y'all is gon' have a great time!
Everybody, this here is Finn McMissile.
He's a secret agent.
Don't tell nobody.
And this is Holley Shiftwell.
She's -
I'm Mater's girlfriend.
It's so nice to meet you all.
(clang)
Guido believe you now.
Whoa, honey. You got a nasty dent there.
Yeah.
Was that from when you swooped in and you saved them in London?
Van!
What? I'm just asking!
Oh don't you worry sweet pea.
My baby Ramone can get that fixed up for you in no time.
Yeah, sure thing man. No problemo.
Just let me go get my tools.
Oh, no, no, no. I'm keeping that dent.
It's way too valuable.
(moans)
Oh, for the love of Chrysler,
can we please ask someone for directions!
NO!
There's an on-ramp close!
I know it!
I can feel it!
(laughs)