Hey up what's up guys, I'm ThioThing
and last week I asked you what you would do with one round trip in a time machine!
and apparently you guys are just gonna waste it on stupid stuff
so lets find out what your gonna do;
"Travel back in time and ride the machine again!"
Cheater!
I will go to the past to kill ThioJoe before he make youtube
so no one can double their internet speed for free.
I would go back... to the future.
I would go get half life 3 before anyone else does.
...Until you realize that, it never gets released!
And by the way guys, the intentional spelling mistakes haven't been funny for like at least a year!
I would go back in time to prevent 7/11.
If I had a time machine I would go into the future so that I could steal another time machine!
I'd go stop YouTube from being created, thus making this comment impossible to exist...
...Well, you didn't achieve that, did you?
I would eat a tray of bacon, then go back in time, then eat it again!
Interesting set of prioritys but, who am I to judge!
I'd go a week in to the future and see the best comments on the next weeks episode just so I could use them as my own!
I would go back to my college days and say "do not call Comcast.
If you did that, you'd have an extra 3 years of your life of waiting on hold.
Go into the future to figure out all the lottery numbers then go back and use them.
Simple but effective.
I'd bring all my money back to the 1700's and buy a bunch of gold
since $1 was worth more then.
...Do I really have to explain why that wouldn't work?!
Modern money would be worthless.
I would go to the future because I would want to go to a different generation.
Yeah, but you don't realize is that future hipsters will be listening to today's music,
saying it's better.
I would go back in time and create Comcast.
...It was you.
I'll go to Nazi Germany and
meet my hero, Adolf Hitler.
...Was not expecting that.
I will stop you from making a Youtube Channel.
But what if in doing that, you caused me to make a youtube channel?
*Acoustic foam drops from ceiling*
(...Well, shit.)
I would eat my taco from last night again.
...how good was that taco?!
I'd go back to when memes were actually funny.
You'd have to go back pretty far.
I would go back 1000 years so I could see the dinosaurs.
...Should we tell him?
I'd buy a Sports Almanac and go back to 1985,
bet it all and make my own casino and hotel.
Where have I heard that one before?
I'd go back and say "First!" on this video.
Yeah, what a great use of a time machine.
And finally,
I'd time travel to my funeral and convince everyone that I'm a ghost.
Troll til the end.
So that was pretty fun.
If I ever get a time machine, I'm gonna be sure to never let any of you near it.
And of course, it's time for "Dummy of the Week,"
where we go over someone who has just been a big dummy.
And this week, we have 3 in 1.
It's like a bonus Dummy of the Week.
This group of people we have are
Karen, Paul and Bret.
They were on vacation in Florida
and I guess they had trouble deciding what to do one day.
So they woke up and thought "Ya know what? Lets rob a bank!"
Now robbing a bank on vacation is already dumb enough
but these people took it to a whole other level
because their getaway plan in particular had one little flaw.
You see, after the 3 of them go into the bank, rob it, get the money and leave;
They tried to escape in-get this,
a taxi cab.
That's right, they tried to get a regular cab driver right outside of the bank
to help them escape.
I'm mean, what do they expect?
He just... wouldn't noticed that they were robbing a bank right in front of him?
"Hey taxi! Can you give us a ride?
We just robbed a bank."
- "Oh yeah, sure. Hop right in."
Needless to say, they didn't get very far.
But the thing that confuses me the most is
they had 3 people.
Are you telling me, none of them thought to be the getaway driver?
Have they even played Grand Theft Auto?
...Amateurs.
But anyway guys, let me ask you this for next week.
Notice that I said "famous,"
not infamous.
You can leave a dumb comment in the section below
or use the hashtag "#ThioJoeFamous" on Twitter
and I will read my favourite ones next Monday.
And of course, here are this weeks fun fact.
Most Americans have less than $1,000 in savings.
So I hope you guys enjoyed this video.
If you did, be sure to give it a thumbs up because... I don't even have any reason anymore.
And if you want to subscribe, be sure to do that so you don't miss out on next week
And if you want to check out last weeks video, here is a sample:
My last words will be: "I shouldn't have worn this hat."
My lasts would be: "IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO!"
Then someone gives you the ultimate prank...
SHOOTING YOU.