i gotta be honest kelsey you look
exactly like your picture
you're kind of thicker more robust oh
thank you compliment you look a little
bit like
antonio banderas if i squint really hard
oh please squint all night long that's
great chelsea you i mean kelsey i'm
sorry
that's all right what's your name again
um it's jake sorry about that
so uh what do you do oh i'm studying to
work in the city and i want to make
staten island like a great place again
staten island's already cool what are
you talking about
yeah it is yeah it is the first person
here to say that oh no no
no no it's the best place on earth well
at least on the east coast i think
excuse me oh hey
hey hello
hey hey uh would you guys like uh
still or sparkling water um you pick
ah i'm more of a sparkling guy so
sparkling it is but i do like tequila so
if i get just a patron
you know with a rock that's fine yeah
that's fine cool
i prefer tequila tequila and rock you
guys want like warm bread or
olive oil
oh bro did you scare off another
customer
what's wrong with you i'm so sorry about
that he has like nepotism
you know is that a disease yeah
it's a bad one i brought that guy here
to make you jealous you could give a
to to make me you don't seem jealous or
upset at all
i do care of course i care i chose the
hottest guy on tinder look at me
look at me look at my tits there's
literally the eiffel tower it's holding
them up in here they look great
thank you please don't cry here please
you look
awful what do you mean your skin looks
see-through and
the circles around your eyes are so dark
you look like an anorexic panda
i look i i know i know you always look
sick and
pale like you have a disease but you
don't know it yet but you literally look
like if i touched you you just turned to
dusk i'm sorry i i'm not doing very well
i'm i'm not you know what do i tell your
date
i don't tell him to up i met him 10
minutes ago he's a dj
you