- (announcer) So far, so good for Mainus.
- What? What did he say?
- You almost got me, internet. Almost.
- ♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) So, we're gonna show you some videos
and you can't smile or laugh while watching.
- Oh no. Oh no.
That's my thing. I always smile and laugh.
- Oh gosh. I'm gonna go, okay?
No, I'm really bad at these.
- (FBE) All these videos were chosen by our viewers
who are hoping to get you to laugh.
- It might be a little hard. I definitely smile
a little too much.
- (FBE) If you lose, you'll be out for that round
and we'll bring you back in for the next one.
- Like you had to get out. - Oh wow.
Okay, so it's like on on. Let's do it.
I'm down. - I'm not gonna laugh.
- I just got serious.
- Give me your worst. I accept all challengers.
- This is the part where I'm supposed to say,
"Bring it on" but you know I'm gonna laugh.
I'm terrible at these. I love them,
but I'm terrible at them.
- (man) Watch this.
- Who does this? - (man) Come on!
- What is he expecting?
- (man) Come on, buddy.
- I think he's trying to catch feelings for somebody.
- What country is this? Damn it.
- (buzzer)
- And there it is. And there it is.
It's a windsock. - (man) Oh my God!
- It was the screaming. - (buzzer)
- I didn't even know it could get that big.
Oh. - (buzzer)
- (man screaming) - Guys are stupid.
- (buzzer)
- It's not gonna work. Something's gonna happen.
- The catch. - (man screaming)
- This guy's having way too much fun.
- They are really built to last, aren't they?
That's great. I see that and I'm like,
wow, that's a product truly delivering on its promise.
- (man laughing)
- He's laughing. - (buzzer)
- Yeah. I don't know why I said "yeah."
That's really gross.
- That poor girl.
- Oh, oh. Family friendly.
- Hey man, nothing funny about sex.
That's just the circle of life, man.
- I feel very sorry for that girl.
- That's gross.
- Cute animal videos make me laugh.
Cute animals doing it videos, less funny.
- That might have been the first video I've ever not laughed at
when I'm supposed to.
- ♪ Oh How'd you fit all that ♪
- (buzzer)
- ♪ You know what to do with that big fat butt ♪
- (cameraman) What are you gonna do with that big fat butt?
- Okay, I'm sorry. - (buzzer)
- Oh no. - (buzzer)
- (buzzer)
- Wiggle, wiggle-- shut up.
- (buzzer)
- God dang. - (buzzer)
- Wow.
- Okay, this one's a little bit more difficult not to laugh at.
I'm finding it a struggle.
- (exhales)
- You almost got me, internet. Almost.
- ♪ (guitar music) ♪
- Oh, I like this song.
- Isn't that the Budweiser horse?
- That's sweet.
- I love this song. Fleetwood Mac is awesome.
- ♪ I've been afraid of changing ♪
- I knew it, I knew it. I was like, oh, it's gonna be
turned into glue or something. - (buzzer)
- Oh no! It just got real.
- Are we gonna pan past a glue truck or something?
- No, no.
- That's really depressing. - What?
- (voiceover) Yas, yas, yas, yas.
- (buzzer)
- No. - (voiceover) Yas!
- Damn it, damn it. Come on.
- (buzzer)
- (voiceover) Yas! ya-a-a-a-as.
- Damn it. - (buzzer)
- (voiceover) Yas, Ya-la-la-la.
- (buzzer)
- They almost all sound the same.
- 'Cause it's the same guy doing the voiceover.
- (voiceover whispering) No. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I suck at this. - (buzzer)
- (voiceover) Yas.
- I've also never played Pokemon, so I've got that
working for me.
- God, that just goes. That was good.
- Best video I've seen in a long time.
We've reached peak internet, ladies and gentlemen.
- "Danny vs Mainus." I'm gonna say Mainus
and not "My anus." - (announcer) Mainus needs
to loosen up a little here. We know, Pat, that Mainus
can take a pounding. - (buzzer)
- Oh, it sounds like "my anus."
- (announcer) Mainus wants to take him there.
- I love this stuff.
- (announcer) So far so good for Mainus.
- What? What did he say?
- (announcer) He has enormous respect for Mainus.
- Oh, "my anus" is what I'm hearing now.
- That's really funny. - (announcer) Quick jab Mainus.
- He said "Jab my anus." Come on.
- (buzzer)
- (announcer) Quick jab Mainus. Mainus' movement
has been superb here. And Mainus is taking punishment.
- His anus is taking punishment. - (buzzer)
- (announcer) And Mainus is taking punishment.
- (buzzer)
- (announcer) Mainus is taking punishment.
- The thought of my anus taking punishment is just sad
more so than funny.
- (McGonagall) I will not have you in the course
of a single evening besmirching that name
by behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons.
- Wow. - ♪ Babbling, bumbling
band of baboons ♪ - (buzzer)
- ♪ Babbling, babbling bumbling, bumbling ♪
- This is kinda tight. It's like I'm at a rave.
- (buzzer)
- ♪ Babbling, bumbling band of baboons ♪
♪ Babbling, babbling bumbling, bumbling ♪
♪ Band of baboons ♪ - I actually like this remix.
- ♪ Babbling, babbling bumbling, bumbling ♪
♪ band of baboons Babbling, babbling ♪
♪ Bumbling, bumbling band of baboons ♪
- Okay, Professor McGonagall.
- ♪ Boo, boo, boo ♪ - McGonagall's got bars.
You gotta give her credit.
- ♪ baboon, boo, boo, boo babbling, bumbling ♪
♪ Babbling, bumbling band of baboons ♪
- I hope there's a band of baboons.
- In the words of the Pokemon Go characters, "Yas."
- The echo almost had me.
- "When you've over done it." - (girl) Holy!
That poo will overflow the toilet. - Aw.
I've been there, buddy. You know.
- (girl) I ate so much food. That poo will overflow the toilet.
I don't even know why I ate that much food.
- Legit me after Thanksgiving. - Yeah.
- (buzzer)
- (girl) That will make the toilet overflow again.
- God damn it, it got me! - (buzzer)
- (girl) That poo will overflow the toilet!
I don't even know why I ate that much food.
- I say this all the time. - (buzzer)
- I love it. I love children.
- (buzzer)
- (girl) That will make the toilet overflow again.
- (buzzer)
- You better not eat that much food again.
- "Have kids" they said. "It'll be fun" they said.
Mm-mm, nice try.
- (girl) The toilet overflow again.
- I've overflowed too many toilets in my day
to find that humorous.
- (kid) Chicken nugget!
- (buzzer)
- (kid) Chicken nugget! - Oh my goodness.
- (buzzer)
- (kid) Chicken nugget! - That was scary.
- (kid) Chicken nugget! - That's just horrific.
- (kid) Chicken nugget!
- I'ma have sleep paralysis tomorrow.
- (FBE) That was our last video.
- That was a pretty solid selection of videos,
you fellow memers out there.
- I think that you're gonna get a lot of people
with these videos. Did you get me?
Got me once. Tip of the cap to you.
Good job, internet. Well done.
- Thanks for watching, everyone.
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- Bye. - Goodbye.
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