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ladies and gentlemen it's Sharon
Osbourne
it's an absolute pleasure to see how are
you I am so good I'm so happy to be here
will you look amazing as always does it
shiny almost what about your photo
because of course this is your head
place end tool you'll soon be handing me
your mobile phone how does that make you
feel nice terrified oh you'll find out
do you not know the game soon phone down
the better especially this TV show sure
if you'd like to place your phone into
the present and I'll bring that down if
you don't mind excuse me excuse my bum
yeah
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I am now in possession of Sharon
Osbourne's mobile telephone
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thank you okay I'm going to plug this in
here and there it is it's Sharon
Osbourne's mobile phone ladies now I've
been following you for many years or
obviously big fans of yours so you have
you have the new face
when was this trace when you okay so
this is your new face from August yes
well I have to say it's an amazing face
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well done congratulations I'm getting a
bit nervous now I'm getting a bit hot
but what are you gonna do going to home
now I just I'm just gonna send a fun
text which may reference the face thing
because that's something that you're
very known for and it's really worked
out for you picking a new face they'd go
I'll have the show I just wanted to make
sure you were comfortable with the fact
that there's only love coming from my
direction with regards to your latest
August the texts are going to send in to
Sharon's mobile telephone is as follow
hi darling that you'd start a text with
hi darling wouldn't you oh absolutely
absolutely good start than in keeping
with me walk with you my plastic surgeon
has offered me a free facelift function
to use before Christmas as I am his most
loyal customer
but this is good this is good news I
think my current face oh no you're not
jump me through until
at least Eastern so I thought it could
be my present
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anytime
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the last time I saw you
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I nearly suggested it
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you're facing ways it's not it's not
been tested like this okay fancy a new
face for Christmas okay I think I think
we should probably throw some emojis in
there don't you think o Christmas tree
emoji anything else that you think would
fit a doctor that's a very good idea
okay let's go with the doctor of the
Christmas tree how would you do you sign
texts I usually put something like big
kiss you would just put a big kiss
just TIG are you frightened big big kiss
all right okay shall I send that into
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later the show Sharon gets please what
wonderful sport she is the absolutely
fantastic Sharon Osbourne ladies it is
time to catch up with what replies
Sharon Osbourne has received from the
text message I sent in her phone tonight
everyone is taking it in very good
spirits other than your beloved husband
you don't know you haven't told him
you're here have you know Ozzy has
facetimed eight times
are you joking with me Oh God Ozzy's
facetiming right now
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with Sharon you don't have to worry
she's quite good video that that Ozzy
will probably face time again he's now
digesting what just happened I think he
thinks he got the wrong number because
he saw me then he saw two thousand
people then he saw you in the distance
to this very Christmassy sea
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see
FaceTime failed okay let's try and get
through the text okay let me remind
everybody what the text was I put good
money on Ozzy facetiming before I get
the text I sent in to Sharon's phone
earlier tonight which has very very much
concerned
Rosie is hi darling my plastic surgeon
has offered me a free facelift voucher
to use before Christmas as I have his
most loyal customer but I think my
current face should get me through until
at least Easter so I thought it could be
my present to you in fact last time I
saw you I nearly suggested it fancy a
new face for Christmas big kiss
Christmas tree emoji doctor emoji so
that text went out into your phone and
let's go through some of the responses
so we can start with Rylan
is that the Rylan that we know and love
yeah Oh brilliant
babe we've got the same surgeon
I was going to offer you my one
okay Jonah Wilson who's that he's the
son of one of the Beach Boys Sharon yes
this is wasted Sharon eight exclamation
marks I miss you oh this is you can the
voucher for the facelift be traded in
for liposuction to prioritize
he wants it blessing
Angelica CBS who's that does she work
for the network CBS yes she said head of
daytime but CBS she's head of daytime at
CBS oh she's actually quite fine with it
that's a very generous offer but I don't
think I'm quite ready for my first
facelift however when I am I would love
the info of your surgeon Carly whoa
carnie Wilson is Connie another Wilson
of challenges she's tested oh my god in
capitals Shirin
all in capitals I don't even know what
to say I'm about to faint
so flipped out by this of course I will
go see him I don't even know what to say
speechless thank you so
how could you do that for me
I think you're gonna have to get Connie
some plastic surgery shopping
Oh people she's in the mirror right now
dang by the
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I got furniture I was not expecting to
be up to this gently offend them lady
see
dearest mrs. Oh I am truly touched by
your most generous offer but it's only
been a few months since my last lift I
might end up with a beard I have to say
I did love the silk dress again you gave
me last year now that was a fantastic
present why don't you offer the plastic
surgery to my ex before he would
appreciate it it's all getting a little
bit
finally we land on somebody who actually
needs it Piers Morgan
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no thanks God gave me natural beauty for
a reason sorry his generosity ran out
with you
okay Aziz facetiming
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what are you doing Ozzy I'm so sorry I'm
here with Sharon we're just having a bit
of fun and there's 2,000 people what I
wish you a Merry Christmas
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Sharon's up here she's sending you her
love sorry Ozzy I've got a phone and a
credit card
statement in January Merry Christmas
something great to see you
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ladies you gentlemen that has been just
so funny and so memorable I really hope
that you enjoyed the silliness of this
because we certainly have loved thank
you so so much
what a wonderful
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