- What's up, guys?
Today we're gonna be taking a look
at the absolute worst, most cringe-y, terrible,
magic performance videos on the internet.
I'm not looking forward to this.
So I've asked some of my friends to put together
a few magic performance videos
which I have not seen yet.
We're gonna take a first look at them together.
I don't want this to be like a hate video.
I don't want this to be like a bullying video,
it's not what this is about.
This is satire, we're just gonna,
we're gonna take a look at some magic
performance videos and we're gonna see
what they're about.
Point is, I don't want anybody
getting offended about these types of videos.
This is just comedy, here we go.
Kay, so the first video we have
is called "Magic Appearing Necktie", by Doctor Girdees.
Gur-tez, Gird-eez?
Let's go and let's have a look.
(upbeat music)
Oh.
Isn't that, what?
What? (laughs)
Why does it sound like there are three soundtracks
playing at the same time?
I feel like I'm having some weird dream right now.
(music intensifies)
Fooled me.
That actually fooled me.
That's terrible.
Oh, there's more music.
(upbeat strumming)
(laughs)
He's got more music.
Every time he has a performance, more music is added.
Okay, so he's consistently fooling me right now.
I have no idea what's going on.
But I think part of that is the whole--
(laughs)
(upbeat strumming)
And layering music, (laughs) that's a first.
It's like four or five soundtracks
going on at the same time.
It's amazing.
Let's keep watching.
Here we go.
Another soundtrack added.
Here we go.
Oh, a bow tie. (laughs)
Oh.
(sighs)
That was pretty fucking terrible.
Let's watch the next one.
Dynamic Rajini.
This can't be that bad.
He's got three subs.
He's got one hater.
Alright, let's watch this.
(upbeat strumming)
Alright.
I can get into that.
(rock music)
(laughs)
The Dynamic Rajini, the Dynamic Rajini.
This can't be that bad.
(quiet strumming)
Oh. (laughs)
Oh, he's got skill, oh.
Oh, whoa.
This kid's for real.
Alright, nothing in this hand, nothing in this hand.
Okay.
What's in your pocket, what are you doing there?
What are you getting in your pocket?
What are you grabbing?
Oh, flash. (laughs)
Well gotta get it ready, here we go.
Here comes the wand.
Boom, there it is. (laughs)
Wow, skills.
What's next, nothing?
Whoa. (laughs)
He's got that umbrella tossing down,
look at that, one, two, again, geeze.
Oh, yes, drop it like a boss.
Well that was it, okay.
That's pretty cringe-y, that was pretty cringe-y.
Let's see what's next.
Oh, I've seen this one.
If you're at all squeamish, or cringe-like,
just look away.
But I advise you not to look away.
Cause this is an amazing video.
- [Man On YouTube] (speaks in foreign language)
(woman screams)
(laughs)
- [Man On YouTube] (speaks in foreign language)
(laughs)
- Let's look at it again.
(woman screams)
(laughs)
- [Narrator] It was at this moment that he knew,
he fucked up.
(woman screams)
(laughs)
- Ugh.
Oh god, that was bad.
I like how the title's like,
"Marcin Poloniewicz Almost killed a woman by stabbing her",
like, no he didn't.
Like, clearly, he didn't almost kill her.
Like, if he would have used her face,
instead of her hand, that would have been almost killed her.
But, like there was no exit wound.
It just like went in.
Here's the thing, this guy's probably gonna get booked
all over the world because now,
there's like a drama factor.
Now they wanna know, they wanna see,
will this happen again?
So he's probably getting booked everywhere.
Good for him, good for him.
Just one more time.
(woman screams)
Ugh!
Okay, I can't watch anymore.
Next video.
Okay, this is the greatest dove magic.
By Kartik Dev.
Respect, no haters.
Let's see what this guy's about.
(light guitar strumming)
Hold on.
He's got subscribe links like popping up
in the middle of his video.
And why is he green?
Why does he look like the 1980's hulk in a suit.
Oh, he's got another one.
(laughs)
What's going on?
(laughs)
Here we go.
What is he doing?
What?
Why are you using bad mitten rackets?
What?
His birdie handling skills are incredible.
Nevermind.
(upbeat techno)
(laughs)
Woops.
Okay, wait, hold on.
What did the bad mitten rackets have to do with anything?
And why did he have two of them?
So many questions.
So he's so far produced a dove,
by throwing a phone and by throwing a birdie.
What will he throw next?
(laughs)
What was that?
(sniffs)
Oh, got a book test?
There's a book test coming up?
Why does he keep kissing things?
(laughs)
Caught it, caught it!
(laughs)
I love how he's like, (whistles) and then quickly
ditches something in his pocket.
Let's look at that again.
Here we go.
Gonna kiss it one last time.
And there it goes. (laughs)
Oh no, smoking with the gloves.
(laughs)
You win.
You sir, you sir take the cake.
Can we acknowledge that he's only
been doing the same production.
He just keeps throwing stuff to the camera guy.
And then ditching whatever he has in his pocket.
Okay, here we go.
Oh, there we go again.
Oh, wait, hold on, there's more.
Alright Kartik, let's see what you got.
Oh, what are his movements?
Why is he green?
Okay. (laughs)
I love how he flashes the mirror
and you can see like the dangling
like, wires in this run down building.
(beep)
Is he gonna throw the mirror?
Oh!
There we go.
(laughs)
So every time he produces a dove,
he's like, he points to the dove,
yeah, you better fly on that coat hanger.
Clearly the dove just like wanted
to get the hell out of there.
Here we go.
Oh, we got some head movement.
You know when he points to you,
you know it's gonna get real.
Here we go.
Oh, we got some milk.
Here we go, one last time.
Maybe one more?
No, no that's enough.
Well let's just switch that out.
Here you go, oh smells good, smells like good milk.
What is he doing?
(laughs) I love that, his last move.
This is so cringe-y.
I can't take anymore of this.
That's all I can watch.
(sniffs)
Alright, that's all I can watch.
That was terrible.
That was not what I was expecting, to be honest.
Kartik definitely takes the cake, he's my favorite.
He's my favorite, like, you guys should,
like, I'm gonna straight up like this video.
Boom, he's at 17 subscribers, let's check in in a few days.
To see if it helps him out at all.
I'm not gonna subscribe, though.
Alright people, I hope you like that video.
I hope you enjoyed that, I mean,
it's not an easy video to enjoy, by any means.
I'll, you know, sympathize with you there.
Whoa, that's terrible.
So you know what, let this video serve
as like a PSA, a public service announcement
to those of you who want to go out
and do these types of videos,
just don't do this and it will be fine.
It should be fine.
Or do this, and then send it to me,
and we can watch it together.
Alright guys, I hope you enjoyed that.
Thank you so much for all your support,
and all your comments and all your love.
I got a lot of love in the last video,
when I asked you guys where, I show how you got started.
And it's incredible, over like a thousand,
or two thousand comments,
just, literally, you guys are writing stories
in the comments, and I read, probably like,
two, or three hundred of them.
Like the large ones.
So, you know, I am reading them.
I can't get to them all, cause I got other things to do,
but it's insane that I never thought
people would be that into sharing their own experiences,
so that was really, really cool.
And I saw that a lot of people were engaging with other
people who were at different parts of their lives,
with their magic.
It's just really super cool.
On that note, if you enjoyed this video,
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It helps out the channel, and helps this video.
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This is me being able to talk to you.
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I'm also gonna be doing a Q and A,
I think later on this week.
A live Q and A, my first live video ever on YouTube.
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remind you when it is.
So that's pretty cool.
But anyways, thanks for watching so much.
I hope you enjoyed that, and we'll see you next time.
Peace.
(slow music)