- Hello, we are The Try Guys.
Today is Friday, March 13th.
- And we have a special announcement,
because of all the Coronavirus stuff going on.
- We have made the decision to shut down our office
for the foreseeable future.
And so this video is going to be about what we're doing
to prepare and why we've made those decisions, but!
- There's a lot of fun in this too, guys.
(laughing)
We react to stress through being creative,
so we're gonna keep making content for you.
Starting with this video right here,
because we have to evacuate this office.
First of all, we've gotta clean out our kitchen.
That means there's snacks aplenty and our staff
and us are going to pick the best snacks we wanna take
to our home, but now we're all going to be locked
in our houses, so you can expect some vlogs,
some different inventive videos for us
to keep making content.
- We'll have returns of popular series
like Eat the Menu.
- Maybe I'll eat all the spices in my cabinet.
- And Eugene will rank all the spices in his cabinet.
- I'll maybe just rank my three dogs over and over.
- And I'll redecorate my spice cabinet.
- And I'll see which spices
can make the best custom Zach face.
This is very serious, but we also know
that you can't be serious all the time.
We wanna give you the permission to smile
and laugh and shut off the news for a little bit.
- We have enough content through May,
but we don't know how long this'll last
so we're just gonna keep making stuff on our own.
- The tripod will also continue as normal.
We have a couple pre-banked, but we're also gonna be filming
some remotely from our houses so hopefully,
Miles can figure that out, Miles?
- [Miles] Yeah!
- And the reason we're closing this office
is not because we all think we're going to get it,
it's just we all as a society need to be careful
to help the society get through it.
- Yeah, this is a pandemic and we need to act now.
- I've seen a lot of people out there
who have been dismissing this as like,
oh, it's just a flu, it's not so bad,
all the cases are mild.
That is not true.
When we talk about 80% of cases being mild
that just means not hospitalized.
If you don't develop symptoms, you could still be a vector
and you could be transmitting it to people
who are more susceptible.
That includes the elderly population,
that includes people with chronic conditions
or immuno suppressed like me.
So think about the people who are most vulnerable
in your life and know that this is something
that we all need to ban together to do
to protect the world.
- It's on all of us to be responsible
and to take charge and do everything that you will see
in this video to at least take precautionary measures
to help stop the spread.
- I just realized I've touched my face like three times
since we started filming.
- We've made a list of links that you can check out
in the description of this video.
We are just paraphrasing things
that we've read from experts.
If the virus keeps spreading at its current rate,
our healthcare system will get overwhelmed.
Yes, even though only five to 10% of cases
require serious hospitalization.
- If that all happens at once,
we're going to totally overwhelm our healthcare facilities.
You may have seen stuff about flattening the curve
and it's basically this idea that when all
of the cases happen at once, that's totally overwhelming.
There's not enough hospital beds, not enough surgical masks.
- Not enough respirators, and that's just for people
with this virus, not to mention the people
that require that help and every single day.
- But if we can altogether work to stop the spread,
which means washing your hands, staying inside,
avoiding crowded public places,
already you're seeing a lot of organizations
are making really hard decisions to cancel public events,
concerts, even Disneyland.
- It's going to be a trying time for a lot of people
and some people are gonna have different kinds of hardships
so try to help each other out.
There's a lot of people who still do have to work.
There's restaurants that aren't going to close,
there's hourly employees are going to have a struggle
of the time right now.
People working at supermarkets.
It's not their fault that all the food's gone,
it's our fault, because we're panic-buying.
- Also, you don't need 18 things of toilet paper.
Get enough to wipe your butt, but leave some
for someone else.
By the way, everyone should get a bidet,
and you wouldn't have to worry about toilet paper
at a different time.
- Americans are weird about water going up their ass.
- I know, just shoot water up your butt.
It's so great.
- Not up your butt, at your butt, on your butt.
- No, it goes in your butt.
- It's an enema.
- Well, it goes a little in your butt.
- It goes a little in your butt.
- Right, but you don't want it up your butt.
- Yeah, but you don't want poop particles hanging out.
- But you also don't want it not up your butt.
- You want a little up your butt.
- Okay, a little up your butt, I'm on board.
All right, let's clean up the office.
(upbeat music)
- Here's our Director of Operations, Nick signin' paychecks.
That's right.
- Get some paychecks out the door.
- People are still gettin' paid during the Coronavirus.
- [Camera Man] Practicing safe sound over there.
- Absolutely.
- Everything in our kitchen has gotta go,
'cause we're not gonna be here for we don't know how long.
All this is going home with somebody.
So we're gonna do a food draft.
- Food draft!
- With the first pick of the official Try Guys Snacks Draft,
Will Witwer.
- Our assistant editor, Will is going to be
taking first picks because he is the only one
who's gonna be in the office over the next few weeks.
- We have a fiber optic line here,
so he is gonna be the one in charge of uploading
all of the YouTube videos.
He's the last one to touch it.
He's got the direct connection to the internet gods.
- But he prefers it here, because it'll be way faster
and he'll also be totally alone, so social distancing.
- [Man] Will, you've got 30 seconds.
Come on, go, go, go.
- Don't forget about this section, oh.
- My experience is that every time you have a drink--
- [Camera Man] 10 seconds, Will.
- Oh my god, okay.
Oh these suck, okay I like these.
I like the rice cakes, lets go.
(sighs)
- Yes, Will all right!
- What else do you need.
- I mean look, I'll figure it out.
- [Camera Man] Five, four, three, two, one!
And time is up, Will, show us what you got.
- Okay, I got some Wheat Thins.
- Yes.
- Trader Joe's Everything Bagel Crisps.
- [Camera Man] You bastard.
- These are really good.
- Parmesan cheese bites, there's not a lot left.
- Oh my gosh.
- Peas.
- [Camera Man] Congratulations, Will.
- How does it feel?
(laughing)
- I mean it's a really weird time.
- Will Witwer, ladies and gentlemen.
- Ask Will do you have any reassuring words for public?
- Do you have any reassuring words for the people?
- The US is probably gonna be the worst
of any developed country in the world in two weeks.
The death rate's gonna be like many people will die,
so that's what I'm thinking.
- Reassuring words from Will Witwer.
Can we go to the second person?
- [Camera Man] All right, get outta here, Will.
- Nick, you're gonna go fifth.
Rachel, you're gonna go ninth or sixth.
- That's the sixth I believe.
- Six.
- Zach, you're gonna go 10th.
- [Zach] Yay, my favorite number.
- Miles.
- Yeah.
- You're gonna go first.
(laughing)
- [Zach] Go!
- [Rachel] Yay, Miles!
- It's your boy, Miles.
We're here at the freaking crib.
- [Zach] Go Miles, you're running out of time.
- I kinda like these dark chocolate power berries.
You know what I'm sayin'?
Yeah.
- Okay, so I buy all the goodies
so I know exactly where to go.
And what I'm grabbing?
Chicken nuggets.
- [Zach] Oh, yeah wow what a champion.
Get in here.
- Woohoo, I'm getting golden berries.
- [Zach] Come on, Nick, get in there Nick.
- I'm just washing my hands.
- [Zach] Good, that's responsible.
- Hell yeah, Alex I'm so sorry.
- No, I forgot about those.
Those are gonna last forever.
- Rachel get in there!
- So I finished these, but we have one more bag.
(laughing)
- [Zach] Yeah!
- The pressure is on.
I think I'm gonna look in the freezer for long term effect.
I think I'll take these.
- [Zach] What are those?
- Frozen bananas in chocolate.
- Laura is this the first appearance you're making
in a Try Guys video officially?
- I believe so.
I did cut myself out of the ASMR video.
I wasn't very good at it.
- Oh, well Lauren is an employee here of Quick Facts
with Lauren, where are you from?
- I'm from Alabama.
- [Zach] Any other snacks?
- Okay, dry fruit.
That's good, that's an investment.
- [Zach] That's smart, that's really smart.
That's a good pick.
- [Zach] Jonathan!
- I'm gonna grab some of these Lara Bars.
- [Zach] Oh, that's a pro move.
- Yeah, I just wanna get protein.
I'm not getting these for the soda,
I'm getting these as mixers for other beverages.
- [Zach] Hey, that's smart.
- I'm gonna take this variety pack.
- Oh, potatoes!
Yeah these sweet potato freaks are coming home with me.
- [Miles] Nice, Zach!
- I'm gonna leave them in the freezer for now.
Wow, we really have a lot of stuff to get rid of.
- All right, my turn okay.
Gosh this is so tricky.
Okay, we're gonna put that on standby.
Some snacks, but what's in the freezer?
What's in the freezer?
Check the freezer.
Dangit, the freezer's picked over.
What am I gonna do with meatless nuggets?
- [Zach] Pop-Tarts!
- Pop-Tarts!
There's only one left, though.
- [Zach] Ooh, here we go!
- Chocolate dip for chocolate covered strawberries,
because if you need to be quarantined,
at least you can make a romantic evening out of it.
- [Zach] That's actually a really good call.
All right, Eugene you are up let's go.
- Is anyone mad if I just toss in this Char?
You don't even like wine.
(glass clanking)
- [Miles] You know we were mostly thinking
about the perishable goods.
These kinda can be there for as long as,
oh hey, you got ice.
- This Merlot is gonna go bad.
- You know I'm worried it'll go longer than two
or three weeks, but for the foreseeable future,
I think the United States is gonna have one
of the worst outbreaks, because of how poorly.
(beeping)
- Can everyone see how cute YB's roller is?
(laughing)
Look how cute her headphones.
- [Miles] YB, you've been here this whole time?
- Look how cute her roller is.
- [Man] No touching!
- I've just been, oh, no touching.
- I forgot I had it on.
- We have so many amazing Try Guys videos
that are funny, and as planned they'll be coming out.
YB's currently finishing editing one.
What is this one about, YB?
(laughing)
- It's about Zach's penis,
and I'm currently blurring it right now.
- [Miles] So is this Zach's dick?
- [YB] Yeah.
(laughing)
- His dick has a hand, so.
(laughing)
- [Zach] I'm sorry, what?
- Well, anyway if we go move onto the must room.
- You know, if you read about Italy right now,
they're having to choose who lives or dies
and that's gonna happen in the United States,
because we're not--
(beeping)
- Goodbye, desk.
Guess I'll take a photo of Ariel.
It's not I'm going home to be with Ariel,
but I'll still take a photo.
- I just left the office.
I'm driving home, and I wanted to vlog for a second,
because it's 7 p.m. and normally,
7 p.m. on a Friday it's crazy.
I mean everyday at 7 p.m. it's so trafficky
and right now there's no traffic.
It's like everyone is aware that somethin' is up.
Kinda scary, it's real.
(mellow music)
- Hello from quarantine, day one.
For the next two weeks, maybe more, maybe less,
this is gonna be my home.
I'm gonna be hangin' out here.
I'm not going anywhere else.
I'm an immunocompromised person.
It's really important for all of us to stay in,
but extra important for me.
Luckily, while I'm here quarantined,
I'm gonna be with the love of my life, Bowie.
Sorry, Maggie.
- This isn't the way
that I thought I would show my new house for the first time,
but I guess quarantine is as good a time as any.
- I'm feelin' a little bit better about things.
Maybe it'll be kinda fun to be at home with my family.
Everyone seems safe and not sick for now
and we know that we're doing a good thing
for everyone else.
- We're having tea as we always do.
We're watching Disney.
Becky has declared herself my boss.
- I'm the boss.
We also have, where's our other supervisor?
- Where's my supervisor?
- Oh here he is, Orange.
- Orange is my supervisor.
He's making sure I do a good job at home.
- For the next two weeks how am I gonna spend my time?
I'm planning on cooking a lot.
- We're makin' waffles.
- Next time we do it without a recipe,
I'm gonna be ready and I'm gonna win.
I cooked dinner last night.
Yum, yum, yum.
Maggie didn't love it, but that's a start.
- The first thing that I need to do
that I typically don't is disinfect the entire house.
I am notoriously not the best when it comes at cleaning,
so this is a big change that I will have to implement
and hopefully maintain.
- Today I think we're going to work out to YouTube workout,
because normally we go to Orangetheory,
but we shouldn't go workout with a bunch of strangers.
So we're gonna work out in our house.
- We're gonna be inside all weekend
so we got Wes a brand new toy and he loves it.
(laughing)
- We also have a couple DIY projects
that we're gonna be doing.
Maggie loves DIY.
Bowie, get off of the DIY project.
(laughing)
Beyond that, reading, I have so many books
that I have just been pushing off, pushing off, pushing off
and reading this book about brains.
I have this book about, this is a thick fucking book.
And this one.
I don't know actually,
I haven't heard anything about this book.
I don't know if this one's supposed to be any good.
- I've wiped toilets down before.
- [Camera Man] This is your first time your mom
is gonna faint.
- Shh.
(scrubbing)
- Ariel just came over and told me that our toilet
is backed up.
Look at this, you can see there's like water
in the shower.
Ahhh!
(plunging)
I won't bore you with the details.
Cut to keef.
- We do have a little bit of supplies.
We put all our supplies down here.
Just some canned things, some polenta.
We've got some pasta, some popcorns, some granola,
just some simple stuff.
We're actually gonna be making our own veggie stock tonight.
We always save our ends of our vegetables
like leftover pieces of pepper or onion or stuff like that.
On the weekend, we boil it down into stock
and we make soup.
- Okay, I just plungered the crap out of this toilet.
(laughing) Literally.
Let's try this.
Come on, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't know what to do.
- Also, this is very exciting.
I have karaoke mic.
♪ Every time I see you in my dream ♪
♪ I see your face, it's haunting me ♪
- We do have some toilet paper
as everyone is concerned about.
This is all we got though.
So we've really gotta regulate our pooping.
Okay so some stores are running out
of hand soap and hand wash
and we actually use all refillable bottles.
So we go to our natural store
to get all of our stuff refilled.
So we have soaps there.
That's a great place to get soaps, if you can't find soaps.
Natural stores, bring jars.
You can get soap that way.
This salsa jar, it's full of soap.
That salsa jar is soaking with soap and water,
but it's going to be a new soap jar.
Down here we've got pasta sauce that's full of soap.
- You like this action?
I touch this handle a lot.
This is what we stocked up most on, wine.
I didn't know cleaning was so sexual.
You like that?
How's my butt look?
- [Camera Man] Good.
- Look big?
- [Camera Man] Yeah.
- You like this action?
- You think they have cleaning porn?
- [Camera Man] Yes.
- But not just like because.
- [Camera Man] Don't they have
those naked maid signs everywhere.
- They have naked maids?
- [Camera Man] Yeah.
- I can make a lot of money doing that.
(slow mellow music)
- [Camera Man] You're just trying to show off your butt
to everybody.
- No, this is just how I bend over.
- [Camera Man] Yeah.
(saxophone playing)
- Everyone thinks Ned has a nice butt.
I'm just modest.
(laughing)
- All right I've been plunging a lot.
We're gonna try this again.
Please work this time.
(flushing)
Yes, yes, yeah!
- You know what we gotta do?
- [Camera Man] What?
- Our phones.
Give me your phone.
This is probably one of the dirtiest things we touch.
Give me mine.
- [Camera Man] You looking forward to quarantining
with me for the next two weeks?
- I'm excited to beat you at Mario Kart over
and over again.
- Oh yeah? - Yeah.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- Let's go right now.
- All right we're gonna do a little workout.
Workout in the Habersberger residence.
♪ They say there's something in the water ♪
♪ That got 'em all actin' so crazy ♪
♪ Got nothin' else here to see ♪
♪ Can't get that sauna time, body go freak ♪
♪ Yeah if you want it better missing ♪
♪ Can't find any ♪
♪ We don't go running, running ♪
♪ If you wanna know what we need ♪
- [Eugene] Yeah, cleaning porn.
♪ We always do it right ♪
♪ No we don't waste no time ♪
♪ Showing that we got it ♪
♪ And we leave them with another time ♪
♪ You know that we can do it better ♪
- I win!
(sighs)
- Whoa.
- By doing this all together,
we will help flatten the curve,
stop the spread of the virus and save lives.
Try and make the best of it.
- All right, good at home fitness.
We crushed it.
Shout out to Fitness Marshall, we love you.
- [Eugene] Please practice social distancing.
This is a crisis and unless we treat it as a crisis,
it unfortunately is going to get a lot worse.
- We're gonna lose a lot of things,
but the one thing we can't afford to lose is our humanity.
Yeah, should put that on a t-shirt.
That was good.
(upbeat music)
- The stories say the dogs did not get the virus,
so here in the year 2086, the world is run by the dogs.
(laughing)
Pretty good premise though right?