THIS IS HOW THE GAME WORKS, I WILL SHOW YOU A NEWSCENTERREE
WRITTEN ONLY IN EMOJIS, WILL YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK THAT NEWS
STORY IS.
WHO HERE THINKS THAT THEY KNOW THEIR EMOJIS?
ANYBODY?
WHO KNOWS, WHO KNOWS THEIR EMOJIS?
LET ME SEE YOU.
THIS MAN.
YEAH, YOU, COME, COME, COME, HOW ARE YOU, SIR.
>> I'M FINE.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME, WHERE ARE YOU FROM.
>> I'M FROM FRANCE.
>> FROM FRANCE.
>> WHEREABOUTS IN FRANCE.
>> SORRY.
>> WHEREABOUTS IN FRANCE.
>> DUJON.
>> THE WIN, THE MUS TAR, YOU KNOW.
>> THE PUS TARD.
>> .
>> COUNTRY.
>> James.
>> VERY GOOD.
>> James: THE MUSTARD OR NON.
>> NON.
>> James: OUI.
>> MUSTARD, NON.
ABSOLUTEMENT, NON.
>> HORRIBLE.
>> James: TRES BIEN.
(SPEAKING FRENCHQ (.
>> James: I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW.
THAT'S ALL I LEARNED FROM FRANCE, FROM FRENCH.
SO WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE TO THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."
>> BECAUSE I JUST WANTED TO SEE YOU.
>> James: NON, NON, MOI?
NON.
>> HAVE I TO STOP, I CAN'T, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.
NO, SERIOUSLY WHAT BRINGS YOU TO LOS ANGELES.
>> INTERNING.
>> James: WHAT ARE YOU INTERNING FOR.
>> A WINE COMPANY, A WINE IMPORTEDDER.
>> James: A WINE IMPORTER.
>> YEAH.
>> James: NOW BE HONEST.
>> UH-HUH.
>> James: ON A DAILY RATE, HOW MUCH WINE DO YOU STEAL.
>> I OBVIOUSLY CAN'T SAY THAT ON TV.
BUT A BOTTLE, MAYBE.
>> James: ARE YOU JUST TRYING IT, ARE PEOPLE NOT JUST
ABSOLUTELY PLASTERED ALL DAY?
>> NO.
>> James: SO HOW LONG IS THE INTERNSHIP, WHEN DO YOU GO BACK
TO FRANCE.
>> JANUARY.
>> James: HOW NICE.
>> OR AS I CALL IT JANUARY SWRZ OR FEBRUARY.
>> MARCH.
JANUARY, FEBRUARY.
MARCH!
>> ABSOLUTEMENT.
>> James: JUNE, JULY, AUGUST.
SEPTEMBER, OCTOBER.
NOVEMBER.
>> AND THEN.
>> James: DECEMBER IS THAT RIGHT?
IT FEELS RIGHT.
>> IT FEELS RIGHT.
>> James: HERE IS WHATST, WE ARE TBING TO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS
NEWS STORY HERE AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK THIS NEWS STORY IS.
>> WOW, THAT'S PUZZLING.
SOMEONE SHIT CHOCOLATE.
>> James: I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I KNOW ARE YOU FRENCH BUT
PLEASE, SOMEBODY [BLEEP] CHOCOLATE.
>> NO, SHIP.
>> James: NO, I HONESTLY THOUGHT YOU SAY SOMEONE [BLEEP].
>> HOW DID YOU GET THAT FROM THIS.
>> James: NO, SOMEBODYSHIP CHOCOLATE.
>> James: AND WHAT DO YOU THINK THE EGGPLANT HAS GOT TO DO
WITH THAT HAD.
DOES THE EGGPLANT IN FRANCE MEAN THE SAME THING THAT IT DOES
HERE?
>> ST THE SAME FOR-- .
>> James: GLOBAL.
>> ST A GLOBAL PHENOMENON.
>> OR AS I CALL IT PHENOMENON.
>> James: SO HAVE ANOTHER GUESS WA, DO YOU THINK, MAN,
CHOK LAT, EGGPLANT.
>> I DONE KNOW WHERE TO PUT THE EGGPLANT IN THAT STORY
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: I MEAN DO YOU EVER?
OH, I WILL TELL YOU WHAT THIS IS.
I WILL TELL YOU WHAT THIS IS.
THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER.
WHAT ST, A MAN IN TEXAS WAS ARRESTED FOR SENDING A SHERIFF'S
OFFICE EMPLOYEE A CHOCOLATE CANDY BAR IN THE SHAPE OF A
PENIS.
YEAH IT DID COME WITH A WARNING, IT SAID MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF
NUTS, ELI, BLESS YOU, I LOVE YOU, MAN, TAKE A SEAT.
WHO ELSE WOULD LIKE TO PLAY.
WHO ELSE KNOWS THEIR EMOJIS.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M VERY GOOD.
>> James: HOW IS IT GOING?
WHAT IS YOUR NAME WHERE ARE YOU FROM.
>> I'M SHONNAL FROM NEW ZEALAND J I AM LOVING THAT DRESSINGS CAN
I NOT DO AN ACCENT.
IF I DO, AND AN ACTION OF A GUEST WILL YOU JUST COME UP AND
PUNCH ME SQUARE IN THE FACE.
>> OKAY, SO WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE FROM NEW ZEALAND.
>> MY SISTER AND I ARE COMPETING IN AN INTERNATIONAL BARBERSHOP
CONTEST FROM NEW ORLEANS.
>> James: NO YOU ARE NOT.
>> YES.
>> James: SHUT THE WEREN'T DOOR, THE FILHARMONIC.
>> ARE YOU AND YOUR SISTER CAN YOU DO SOME NOW, CAN YOU DO GIVE
US A TASTE, STAND UP FOR US.
>> James: WHATEVER YOU THINK, WHATEVER IS IN YOUR
REPPER-- REPERTOIRE, IMAGINE THIS IF HE WERE LYING.
IMAGINE IF THIS WAS ALL A LIE.
WE'LL FIND OUT.
OKAY, ARE YOU READY?
>> ♪ WELCOME.
♪ AND I LOOK ACROSS THE WATER.
♪ AND I THINK I'M GOING TO SEE WHAT YOU DOING.
♪ I PAINT A PICTURE.
♪ WON'T YOU COME ON OVER.
♪ STOP MAKING A FOOL OUT OF ME.
♪ WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER.
♪ VALERIE.
>> James: AMAZING.
LOOK AT THAT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH WELL, WE WISH YOU LOOK WITH THE COMPETITION.
YOU CAN HELP US WITH THIS GAME.
YOU CAN HELP US.
>> YOU CAN HELP US TOGETHER BUT YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE YOUR ANSWER
IN A CAPELLA, OKAY?
SO TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK THIS NEWS STORY COULD BE.
>> I DONE KNOW, MAYBE A POLICEMAN WAS DRIVING IN HIS
POLICE CAR AND THEN HE SAW A MAN WITH A DOG.
>> AND THEY THROUGH A POOP EXPLOSION BOMB AT THE CAR.
>> AT THE POLICE CAR.
>> James: YOU KNOW WHAT, ARE YOU PRETTY CLOSE.
WHAT THIS IS, A MAN IN OREGON WAS ARRESTED FOR GETTING REVENGE
ON A FORMER FRIEND BY SETTING OFF A HOMEMADE DOG POOP BOMB ON
HIM.
>> James: WELL DONE, I WILL GIVE YOU THAT, I WILL GIVE YOU
THAT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING.
TAKE A SEAT.
THAT WAS HE MOJY NEWS, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF THIS.