- [Martin] Free at last, free at last.
Thank God almighty, we are free at last!
- Do you want to sit down?
Let's get you a chair.
- Would you like some water?
- Would you like to be left alone?
We can't imagine what it's like to process such a moment.
- What was that?
- Uh, what do you mean?
- I died out there.
It was a flop.
I blew it.
Pooped the bed.
Fell flat.
Withered on the vine.
Went up in smoke.
Missed the mark.
Failed big time.
I sucked!
- Dr. King, it's perfectly normal to second guess
yourself once you leave the stage.
But trust me, that was the greatest speech
anyone has ever heard.
- No, no, no.
Nobody wants to hear about my dreams.
- I beg to differ.
- You think they marched all day to listen to me
drone on about children holding hands?
- That literally could not have gone better.
- Were you even listening out there?
I used the words "free at last" like three times,
in a row!
- I thought that was on purpose.
- No, I just couldn't remember my next line.
- Isn't "Free at Last" an old Negro spiritual?
- So now I plagiarized, too?
Oh, maybe nobody caught that part.
- It left an impression on me.
- You see?
- But in a good way.
- Oh, you have to say that.
You know how many sentences I started with
"I have a dream"?
I have a vision, I have a fantasy,
I have a mental picture.
Any of those could have worked.
No wonder that old lady was frowning in the front row.
- She was weeping uncontrollably.
- So I made an old lady cry?
Lord have mercy, I'm a fraud.
I should go back to school.
- You have a doctorate.
- In theology.
I should have tried to be a real doctor.
They help people.
- There are thousands of people out there
giving you a thundering ovation.
- Really?
You don't think it was too religious?
- You're a preacher.
- I should have done my characters.
- No, absolutely not.
- Don't do the characters, we talked about that.
- No one should ever know about your characters.
- Come on, Marilyn.
How come you don't want nobody to know about old Marvin?
- This is just so uncomfortable.
- Is it because I am a morbidly obese toll booth operator?
Uh oh!
I'm stuck in the toll booth again!
- As charming as Marvin Luther King is,
let's just say he's ahead of the times.
- Maybe.
I just like doing the voice.
I should be doing more voices.
Like that young fledgling comedian, Bill Cosby.
- You are not Bill Cosby.
- No kidding, Bill Cosby gets laughs.
- Are you going for laughs?
- Am I going for?
Are you?
What?
Listen to this.
"America has given the Negro people a bad check.
"A check that has come back marked insufficient funds."
How do I, how do I even?
Nobody gets my humor, it's very dry!
Not everything has to be broad.
- You are the greatest orator of our generation.
- My dad was right.
No matter what I do, I'll always be Junior.
- You got a quarter of a million people
to show up for this.
- You're right.
I'm ruined.
Maybe the media won't pick it up.
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Uh huh.
You what?
You didn't.
I'd have did the same thing.