Yusuke : Fingerbang here.(best codename ever)
Whats your position?
Kuwabara : Headpuncher here(2nd best codename ever
I'm in position Urameshi(EXCUSE ME, THATS FINGBANG TO YOU)
Yusuke : Yeah don't use my real name Jackass(YEAH, jackass!)
Kuwabara : Ow.... sorry Urameshi
pissed off Yusuke : ....hm...pff..fucking... Hey Kurama how's everything on your end ?
Kurama : everything looks good over here Fingerbang
Prince of Thorns awaiting instructions(Noice)
yusuke : ohh...prince of thorns? Nice!
Hiei : Maybe enough with the code names ?
Yusuke : What? Why?
Hiei : why?
Well maybe it's because we're in-
THE SAME! FUCKING ! ROOM! (he has a point)
......awkard silence....
Kuwabara : I... don't see your point. (me too)
Hiei : No one even knows our name in here (you don't know that)
What? Are we just gonna stop in the middle of murdering them
to say "Oh! by the way! my name is head puncher (AH..YES)
nice to meet you!"
kuwabara : more like, nice to beat you !(IT'S JUST LIKE WITH YANG)
( stupid annoying laugh ) good one me !(GODDAMNIT KUWABARA)
(cool old disco opening )
#PANICATTHEHAKUSHO
Kuwabara : hey urameshi !(HEY)
Yusuke : ( sounding retarded ) hey urameshi
that's what you sound like(WOW..dick)
keiko : hey yusuke ! you're taking me to the movies !(oh god not the psycho)
yusuke : you know keiko as much as I want to do that...I don't(you.)
yandere(demonic) keiko : movies.....now !(are.)
yusuke : you know what ?(dead)
I just remebered that kuwabara and I need to go....(she dosen't know about that yet
talk to botan about our job or something(goddamnit yusuke)
I'll meet you in the theater
threatening keiko : your ass is mine if you ditch me(EPIC FORSHADOWING)
Yusuke : baby you know it
threatening keiko : I fucking love you !(PSYCHO BITCH ALERT)
yusuke : baby I know it !
Kuwabara : and now we're here !
Yusuke : alright botan let's make this quick or keiko will have my ass
and I kinda need my ass it's my money maker
...............
botan :.....yeah so I need you to go to maze castle
and make
them
pay
yusuke : wait...what ? make who pay ?
botan : the 4 saint beasts who currently occupy the castle
yusuke : and you want me to...what like take them out ?
botan : yah sure that works too.
by the way who's that ?
kuwabara : this magical hole needs me ! (jumps in)(GODDAMNIT)
( uncomprehensible retarded sound effect )
kuwabara : that's how I saved christmas
Hiei : took you guys long enough(TRUE)
Kuwabara : urameshi didn't want to get in my magical hole !(HA..GAY!)
pissed off Yusuke : oh god dammit let's just get a move on
Suzaku : Hm looks like we have some uninvited guests(OH..YEAH DEMONS)
BYYAKO : how should we handle the situation ?
seiryu : I say...we kill them !
Suzaku :oh yeah seiryu that's a great idea !
tell you what ? genbu why don't you greet our new visiters ?
genbu : Oh I'll give them a greeting they'll never forget
genbu : greetings my name is genbu
should I give you any refreshments ?
maybe some food ?
beverages ?
food made into beverages ?
( impolite fuck throws torch at beast )
genbu : oh c'mon guys, you're already technically breaking and entering
you guys are just being really rude
and that makes me
nervous
( prince of thorns attacks heartlessly and with elegance)
genbu : look guys this your final warning I don't wanna get rough on you
guys ?
yusuke : God I hate door mens !
kurama : That bastard didn't even offered me a mint !
kuwabara : I tipped him 5 dollars(WHY THE FUCK)
Hiei : why ?! why would you do that ?!(IM WITH HIEI THIS TIME WHY)
kuwabara : ???? leave A tip ? I'm not a monster, guy probably lives off tips
byakko : welcome travellers ! I am very pleased to make your aqcuaintance
uh I apologize for my friend's rudeness
( rawr)
kurama : he seems like a nice person
hiei : shame that we have to murder him(yep...)
byakko : you must not know who I am
I am byakko
(rawr)
and I have compulsive roaring disorder
excuse me
kuwabara : yeah ? well I'm kazuma kuwabara a boy who's still in high school
you're really not helping your image
byakko : wait ? kuwabara ?
flarunarus ?
byakko : That's mister flarunarus to you !
kuwabara : The only flarunarus that I knew is my pet cat
I thought lost him years ago
Byakko : you flushed me down the toilets !!!
Kuwabara : when I flushed him down the toilets
byakko : my nerves and my roarings may be tied to my abandonement issues
LET'S SEE IF I CAN MAKE YOU SCREAM JUST AS HARD AS ME KAZUMA !!!!!!
( Majestic feline landing )
kuwabara : Hold on ! can we back up ? kazuma ?
byakko : it's your name
kuwabara : it's just weird no..no one calls me that
byakko : can I ? can I...call you daddy ?
kuwabara : daddy's fine
*FUCKING SPIRIT SWORD*
byakko : (laughts in feline) you'll have to try something else
Kuwabara : ( thinking ) hm... looks like I'll have to try something else..
oh my God I'm having a thought(GOD)
hey ! can we be friends ?(DAMMIT)
yusuke : that's never going to work you moron !(THIS IS ANIME IT ALWAYS WORKS)
byakko : ( crying like a little bitch ) Oh daddy ! I'm so glad we can be friends again !
yusuke : oh God damn it ! c'mon !
byakko : I missed you so much ! I wanna tell you so many things !
Kuwabara : it's been a while hasn't it ?
daddy : that reminds me I haven't fed you
in a long time
cruel creepy dad : I think it's time for some catching up
oh
by the way
byakko : daddy wait ! it's too much ! it hurts !
kuwabara : my name is HEAD PUNCHER !
byakko : daddy noooooo !
(byakko falls....)
.....into despair )
kuwabara : nice to beat you(FUCKING TOLD YA HIEI)
cats can eat swords right ?(NO..AND gay)
right ?
( Hours later of explaining to kuwabara that cats cannot eat swords )
yusuke : but seriously we all have codenames get with the program Hiei
hiei : I am not participating in your silly games(okay...)
yusuke : if you don't pick one I'm picking one for you
Hiei : I don't give a shit(oh..you will)
Yusuke : okay ! whatever, HALF-BITCH(OHHHHH fucking wrecked)
Hiei : okay suddenly I give a shit !
WHAT DID YOU JUST CALLED ME ?(told ya you'd care)
seiryu : Greetings intruders ! the desired ! the great seiryu !
Kuwabara : Hi seiryu(wait wut)
..............( awkward silence ).........
seiryu : ....uh...
Hi
......( some more awkwardness ) .........
seiryu : I'm one of the dwellers of this fine establishment
unlike my comrades
Kuwabara : how are you ?
....( bruh )....
Seiryu : I'm...I'm fine
.........(overtoply awkward)......
Seiryu : I do not let to go easy on you
so one thing I say is that you hooligans !
spare 2 some more arrivals on earth
Kuwabara : I like your hat
.............( super awkward )......
Seiryu : look buddy....
Kuwabara : where can I get one ??
pissed off seiryu : I'M TRYING TO DO A THING HERE WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP !!!
............ ( awkwardness over 9000 )..........
Seiryu : *sights*
Seiryu : anyway
Kuwabara : okay I'll be quiet
Seiryu : YOU MOTHERFUCKER !!!!!!!!!
( DEUS EX HIEI )
Seiryu : OH GOD !!!! IS THIS WHAT DEATH FEELS LIKE ?(yeah go fuck yourself)
I REGRET EVERYTHING I'VE DONE UNTIL THIS FIGHT !!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
Kuwabara : Hiei !
Hiei : what !
Kuwabara : He was trying to do a thing!
That's just poor sportsmanship, Half Bitch.
Kurama : That's our Half Bitch!
Hiei : NO ! NO ! STOP THAT SHIT !(nope, your official name is now HALF BITCH)
( PERFECTLY PERFECT SET OFF )
( HOUSTON WE HAVE A PERFECT LANDING )
Yusuke : my friends formed a human ladder specifically
so I can kick your ass
so now it's time for you to pay
Suzaku : no !...not yet !(WAIT WHAT)
yusuke : if not now then when !!! when will it all land !
suzaku : when I'll have the money
Yusuke :......wut ??.......
Prince of hell : KOENMA"S RENT! I'll pay back !
yusuke : what are you talking about ?
prince of hell : we're the tenants of maze castle
I figured we were a bit late on our rent but I didn't think he'd send debt collectors !
yusuke : wo...wow ! we ..we're not debt collectors !
we're trying to save the world !
Suzaku : from what ?
yusuke : from you ! and your....instrument of death !
suzaku : of death ?
I'm a flutist ! we were going to hold a counter to raise money for empovered childrens
we were only gonna skim a little off the top to pay rent !(wow....just wow,)
Yusuke : so you....you don't want to take over the world ?
suzaku : No ! why would we ? we like living here !
yusuke : hum...because you're demons ?
suzaku : ( trigerred ) hey ! it's 1993 ! that's racist ! get with the time !
yusuke : but what about the guys we met on the way up here like...
the rock guy ?
suzaku : genbu ?
he's a stone mason
and byakko works at the local animal shelter
Yusuke : okay but what about the ice guy ?
Suzaku : ow...seiryu ? that guy's an asshole !
he kills people for a living !
you know there are some real monsters in this world !
yusuke : why do you keep him around ?!!
suzaku : roomates are hard to get ! I find the key is
to lower your expectations
( ringing compowder )
Botan : heeey sooo...
how are things going there ?
pissed off yusuke : heck I don't even know anymore !
herdsman over here is talking some bullshit about rent.
Botan : yeah that sounds about right
Super pissed yusuke : I didn't get that from what you said earlier !
( flashback sound effect )
koenma junior : okay Botan
I need you to tell yusuke
that he needs to make bui's tenants pay the rent
if they don't then take them out of the castle
do I make myself clear ????
Botan : you can count on me boss !
( end of flashback sound effects )
Botan : yeah... I could have worded that better(GEE BOTAN YOU THINK)
Yusuke : so this was all about the money ?(ISN'T IT ALWAYS!)
Botan : of course it is ! what else would it be ?
Yusuke : Jeez botan ! we killed people !
Suzaku : you killed them ?!!! oh god !!!!!
Botan : wait ! how many ?
yusuke : uh...2...2 or 3
Botan : ( relieved laught ) that's not that bad we've had worse
Yusuke : well all is well that ends well I guess..OH GOD !!!!!
I LEFT KEIKO AT THE MOVIE !!!!!!!
Psycho keiko : HIS ASS IS MINE !!!!!!!!!(ohh.........botan can't save you now yusuke)