hey guys guess what I'm sitting in front
of a camera just by myself just sitting
just what just was just wha what I never
do that anymore
I'm doing it now though do you want to
know why I'm doing it because I didn't
go as planned and that was like nine
dollars so I asked you guys what you
wanted to see a half of your answers
were like eat a burger on camera it was
weird but there was a large handful of
you guys that said Q&A also I thought I
would get back to my roots and just sit
in front of a camera and talk by myself
why is this interesting so long I don't
know let's get to the twos do you have a
girlfriend yet do you uh um listen I'm
working on it okay no I don't next
question what are your weird quirks um
my life's a weird quirk does that count
nope okay what else we got my array of
unnecessary noises that I make all the
time or the mood I also use a yawn
really obnoxiously but I'm really trying
to tone it down and I think I'm doing a
pretty good job so pretty much just
obnoxious noises that no one wants to
hear that took work
do you like pitchy I only chose this
question because of the word pitchy
which I'm pretty sure is not how it's
said but I really wanted to say it I
don't know what that is at all so I'm
gonna look it up ain't nobody got time
to read so Google Images it is this
doesn't help at all
so it's either some sort of anime or
some sort of mushroom considering I
don't know anything about anime or
mushrooms really I'm gonna go ahead
no I don't like Julia she if you could
be any type of potato what potato but
Juby do you mean what style of potato or
what type of potato because this is
really important if I was a type of
potato I would want to be a fingerling
potato because fingerling is a fun word
to say as is sushi what style of potato
would I be seasoned curly fries duh
oh that's not true yes it is no it's not
oh my god why is this the hardest
question in my entire video I'm gonna go
with curly fries are you going to the
Dinah Shore party I'm trying so hard
right now that is my goal in life to get
to Dinah Shore this year my goal in life
meaning if I get to Dinah Shore this
year I don't have any other goals is
that bad I don't know if you can hook it
up if you don't want to get the love you
let me know I'm serious email me and
what am i excited for the 10,000
lesbians that are gonna be there
oh do you believe in marriage I've
actually seen it firsthand
it's a I think it's a thing thing a real
thing like I totally understood the
question I do believe in marriage I
definitely want to get married that's a
goal of mine just kidding I have no
goals other than Dinah Shore
lesbian movie you prefer I feel like
it's really hard to find like a quality
lesbian movie however there is a movie
on Netflix that's like kind of lesbian
it might even be lesbian enough to be in
the gay and lesbian movie section of
Netflix called breaking girls but it's
like a thriller and there's so many
twists and turns it's so fun to watch
do you work out no no no I walk up two
flights of stairs every morning to get
my coffee and sometimes I
three cups of coffee so that's like six
plates of stairs that I have to walk up
other than that breathing is hard when
I'm doing anything other than sitting -
Michelle Obama would be so pissed at me
right now I'm letting down my country
I'm a disappointment
I'll explain your songwriting process I
will when I write a song first I come up
with the chord progression then I come
up with the strumming pattern then I
come up with some mumbles and then I
come up with some words that sound like
those mumbles okay what would you do if
you were a boy I would probably be doing
the same thing except not being at so
many lesbian events and I would probably
have a cooler hairstyle and that's about
subway or Starbucks do you know me Oh
Starbucks is love Starbucks is life
Starbucks is me I am Starbucks Starbucks
and on that note what's your favorite
drink at Starbucks grande peach green
tea lemonade unless the peaches and in
season in which kitchen is gonna grow
and then green tea lemonade sweetened or
a Garnett eyes nonfat chai tea latte
sometimes that would happen ethnic but
it kind of defeats the purpose of being
nonfat it's a pendulum stirrer backs
scroll through your photos and shoes
want random and show us this isn't even
a question it's a command
yes I'm so glad that this is it so this
was on a Honda Fit and their license
plate holder said fit and their license
plate said hissy hissy fit what was the
best concert you've been to this is
gonna be the latest answer
but sarah mclachlan because she's my
childhood i went with my mom it was the
most historic experience of my life I
almost cried twice she's an amazing
performer I loved everything about it
also I didn't realize how good our fan
base was so that was a pleasant surprise
he sat next to this like 70 year old
lesbian couple who were holding hands he
and parrot and my mama things but it was
so sweet and I was like I'm not right
well there you go that was the end of my
questions but really though thank you
guys for a hundred thousand subscribers
that's mind-boggling um and really
amazing three two later suckers Wow