- Wait, wait, wait, before you even watch this video,
take a moment to pause, close your eyes, reflect
you have so much to be grateful for,
you should smile.
What up everyone?
It's a Girl's Superwoman.
And getting your driver's license
is a really big deal.
Getting your driver's license means
you're capable enough to operate one big metal box
that could potentially run into other metal boxes
and yo, that's talent.
I remember the day I turned 16,
I rushed to get my driver's license
and not to brag or anything
but I passed every single test the first time
which means I'm basically qualified
to be in every single Fast and The Furious movie
as long as it doesn't involve parking.
Let's be real okay, everybody learns how to parallel park
for the test, then after that in your real life
you absolutely suck at it.
One complete turn, quarter turn, three-quarter turn
does anybody remember that crap?
It's like when you used to learn things
for your history test but you would forget it right after
ask me when World War V was, because I have no idea
but don't stress, because I'm about to tell you
how you too can get your driver's license.
Number 1, believe it or not, when you go for a driver's test
you actually need a car,
and not just a car, a functional car.
That means your car with the breaks that don't really work
and the side mirror that's busted,
and the huge crack across the windshield,
yeah, not that car, which by the way,
your windshield is not your iPhone screen, okay,
you need to get that ish fixed
and stop driving around like a hot mess.
Also, Millenials, there is no substitute for this car.
So, this doesn't count, huh?
- No, that's not a car.
- What about now?
- Uh, you must make vines.
- Vines? I went to University,
I clearly make YouTube videos.
Number 2, once you obtain this car,
you want to be friend with the car, okay?
You want the car to listen to you.
Shhh, listen to me Scion, baby, baby
listen to me okay?
You're not going to hit any pedestrians today,
no matter how slow they walk, okay?
And, you ain't going to grind up on no curbs today,
mm-mm, I know you've been single for a while,
shh, Scion, listen to me baby,
I know you've been single for a while, okay,
and those curbs be looking hell a fine, but not today
okay? Not today.
Two second stop at every stop sign,
Imma talking Mississippi seconds okay?
We're in this together, we're in this together.
I'm going to buy you so much McDonald's.
I don't know about you, but growing up,
the ultimate bribe my parents could give me
was offering me McDonald's.
"Lilly, if you behave, I'll buy you McDonald's"
I swear to God, Happy Meals were the only reason
I went to school as good.
Well, hold up, hold up, let me get this straight,
you're telling me that all I could do was
walk into that building, and learn something
and in exchange, you're going to get me 4 nuggets and a toy?
Outta my way, woman!
Number 3, now that you're friends with your car,
you need to befriend the person that is actually testing you
Hi, my name is Lilly
and I'm so thrilled that you're testing me today.
Oh, here's a gift card to a spa.
- My name is Steve Aokee.
- Wait, wait, Steve Okay?
Oh my God, what a great name,
people don't even have to ask you how you are
because your name already tells them.
- It's A-Okee.
- What a unique name, wait, is that Polish?
- It's Japanese, it's Aokee.
- Aaah-mazing, okay listen, I want us to have a great time
Mr. "Okay," so I'm going to play some music.
♫ My purse, still got tuition bills to pay
♫ Swiping down the card at the club♫
- I hate this song.
- Oh my God, same, I hate that kind of music
that and EDM, what about you?
Number 4, you want to impress the person who's testing you
with how safe you are on the road,
and the only way to do that is to over communicate
every safe thing you're doing.
It's kind of like when you're taking a Science test
but all the things you memorize are not on the test
and now you're like, "Wow, I have all this extra knowledge
"that I feel you should know, I know."
For example, if a Science question asks
what's the difference between red and white blood cells
your response should be, they're different colors.
Also, neurons communicate through neurotransmitters
they basically send neurotransmitters
from the presubnoptive vesicle to the postsubnoptive vesicle
also, Saturn has rings, Uranus also has rings.
I bet you Jupiter liked Uranus, so he put a ring on it,
please give me an A
nailing it.
- Please reverse here.
- Okay, got it, I'm going to reverse right now
with my seat belt on okay?
Checking my rear view camera,
and that is the only screen I'm going to be watching
while I drive, because I believe in focusing on the road
you know what I'm talking about?
I don't even own a cell phone (phone ringing)
Was that a cat, or...
- Please turn left here.
- Got it. I'm going to indicate first,
okay, I'm going to check my blind spot
we're all clear, okay, I'm going to turn left
see what I'm doing right here?
Okay, look, I'm not killing a single living thing
and my hands, they're on three and nine, that's right.
Also, the mitochondria is the power house of the cell.
Number 5, most importantly, when doing your driver's test,
remember all the important things
your parents taught you about driving.
- Pay attention okay, on the road.
(sigh)
You want to be very careful (screams)
- Change lane.
- Stop yelling at me, stop, stop yelling at me
- Why aren't you changing lane?
- You're stressing me out.
(tires screeching) (screaming)
You're scaring me.
(screams)
Stoooooooooppppp!
- Dumb head! Look this guy,
you're going to barely hit this person, okay?
- Oh my God.
(screams)
You're freaking me out, man.
- Hurry up, hurry up. (ambulance siren)
- Okay.
- Or slow down.
- I'm doing it.
- Eyes like this, like this, what are you doing?
- Stoooooooop!
(screams)
- Look this one, look this one, look this one
hello, hello, honk, honk this one, hello.
(breaths deeply)
Okay, drive straight, change lanes
why are you changing lanes?
Change lanes
Why you changing lanes?
- You are stressing me out.
- You so stupid.
- Hit the car, hit the car, dumb head.
(crying)
- Stop yelling at me, I don't want to do this anymore.
But I can assure you, when you get your license
it is like the best feeling ever.
I vividly remember when I passed
my life turned in to a music video.
- Congratulations, you passed.
- I passed?
- Yes.
- I can drive?
- Yes.
- On my own?
- Yes.
- In a car?
- Yes.
(cheerful electronica music)
- Steve Okay, come celebrate with me, dude.
(cheerful electronica music)
Yeah, that's exactly what happened.
(screams)
Yo, I hope you enjoyed that video
if you did, give it a big thumbs up
shout out to Scion for not only giving me this dope car
but hooking me up with my boy, Steve Aokee
this beautiful hair, look at it
if you want to check out my interview with Prince (*)
it's right over there, also from a behind the scenes
on Scion socials, all that links are in the descriptions
so make sure to do that, my blogs are right over there
and yo, comment below, let me know your favorite part
and stuff, and according to him, they should also subscribe
you know what I mean, cause I make new videos
- Definitely do that.
- every Monday and Thursday.
One love Superwoman,
that is a wrap, and zoop
(mimicking music sounds)