-That's how we do it in the Nine-Nine, sir:
Catch bad guys and look good doin' it.
[ Upbeat funk plays ]
Deputy Commissioner, if you wanna pick Trevor up,
we'll be at the Nine-Nine.
-Team effort.
Go Nine-Nine.
-You're part of the Nine-Nine now.
We look after each other.
-To the Nine-Nine!
-Yeah, Boyle, that was some Superman stuff.
-Yeah, you did the Nine-Nine proud.
-No ifs, ands, or butts.
Sorry. It's just right there.
-Buh-Buh-Buh-Back in the Nine-Nine.
[ Cheering and applause ]
-In this box is every grisly crime
the Nine-Nine has worked in the past eight years.
Civilians love juicy cop stories.
You didn't want the Nine-Nine at your party,
even though you'd never met us.
Finally, it is my great pleasure
to introduce the Nine-Nine's own Detective Scully
to serenade you.
[ Explosion ] -Needless to say,
the Nine-Nine has never had a perfect run.
-That's right. Yeah, man.
-The Nine-Nine is in the village.
-Nine-Nine!
-Here we go, Nine-Nine!
-Back in the Nine-Nine!
-Woooo!
Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake!
-[Grunts]
[ Suspenseful music plays ] On behalf of the Nine-Nine,
I apologize.
-Fingers has grabbed the package.
I didn't mean for that to sound so dirty.
Wait, no, that's insane. Tell him it's
Detective Peralta from the Nine-Nine.
-Enjoy this merry season.
-Good people of the Nine-Nine.
-[tapping] And we are going to nail it!
-I don't get it. -Nine-Nine,
we are hostages no longer.
-Drinks on me!
-Shut up! Shut up! He's here!
-Hey, you must be the Nine-Nine.
-You're upset that Terry would even consider
leaving the Nine-Nine. -Mm.
-This is your weird way of trying to make me stay
at the Nine-Nine.
-Yeah! That's how we do it in the Nine-Nine.
We've got each other's backs. -Damn right!
-Charles!
-I'm not sure the Nine-Nine has the resources
to deal with something of this magnitude.
-You're right. -What's that, now?
-Before I came to the Nine-Nine --
Oh, no. -Say goodbye
to the Nine-Nine, Raymond.
-Okay, Nine-Nine.
-I'm being forced out of the Nine-Nine.
I'm leaving the Nine-Nine effective immediately.
-What the hell? -I don't understand.
-What the hell? -Why are you doing this?
-What the hell?!
-I'll turn this place around,
just like I did the Nine-Nine.
-First time back
in the Nine-Nine. -Mm.
-PR is so boring.
I need some Nine-Nine drama, stat.
-I don't think we're that dramatic.
-Because the Nine-Nine was
Capt. Dozerman's last precinct,
you will be seated at the front of the funeral.
-It's great to see you back at the Nine-Nine, sir.
-Until this morning, some small part of me
still believed I would be captain
of the Nine-Nine again.
What a fool I was.
I love the Nine-Nine and I'm not gonna turn my back on the squad.
Mine was to run the Nine-Nine
and that will never happen again.
This year's the tiebreaker,
a final heist to decide,
once and for all,
the true king of the Nine-Nine.
Whoever has the crown will be the king of the Nine-Nine.
-Amy Santiago. [ Cheering and applause ]
The...
-Queen! -queen of the Nine-Nine.
[whispering] Just slowly back up.
There's a door behind us. We just have to get outside
and call the Nine-Nine. Charles,
did you call this in to Dispatch?
-Yes, but I can't get in touch
with anyone from the Nine-Nine. -Right.
-Excuse me. Sgt. Jeffords with the Nine-Nine.
[ Ding ] That's right, Nine-Nine.
-Well, you didn't seem to mind me helping you
when I got you your job back at the Nine-Nine.
Ain't no thang. -No, it is a thang.
And an even bigger thang is
that you brought me back to the Nine-Nine,
and I'll always be grateful for that.
This might be the biggest drug case
the Nine-Nine's had in years!
-Good afternoon, sir. I'm Det. Charles Boyle
of the -- -From the Nine-Nine.
The Nine-Nine.
-I figured out the best way
to welcome Pimento to the Nine-Nine.
-Welcome to the Nine-Nine.
I'm Captain Raymond Holt.
-Welcome to the Nine-Nine.
I'm Captain Raymond Holt.
-And I'm Det. Rosa Diaz.
-Goodbye, Nine-Nine.
-Discreetly, Jacob.
-There's an article about the Nine-Nine's monthly crime rate.
Those numbers aren't supposed to be public until next week!
-Terry, you're gonna have to be more interesting,
if you wanna get an "Oh, dang."
-There's a leak [whispering] in the Nine-Nine!
-Oh, dang!
-We should call the Nine-Nine for backup.
-Oh, absolutely not. -Are you worried?
Do we need to call the Nine-Nine?
We need to call the Nine-Nine
so they can sort this out with the sheriff.
-No. They would wanna get involved,
and that could endanger them.
-They'd be okay with that.
-The Nine-Nine. -The Nine-Nine.
-We should be laying low until the Nine-Nine gets here.
-Yeah, but we don't know when that's gonna be
and we need food and supplies.
Let's plan an ambush.
Chills, you guys.
Literally, chills.
-I'm sorry I'm not reciprocating with hot goss of my own.
I'm just worried about the Nine-Nine.
-Sir, they're gonna be fine.
-I'm always happy to be here.
I'm gonna keep doin' it until you guys chime in.
[ Blowing and imitating air horns ]
-If I don't make it, tell Jean I love her!
-What's up, Nine-Nine?!
[whispering] He's gonna transfer out of the Nine-Nine.
[ Water burbling ] -Ugh. Guess we gotta get back
to the Nine-Nine.
-Thank you for joining me for what promises to be
the diggity dopest tree lighting in the history of the Nine-Nine.
-The Nine-Nine. Welcome back
to the Nine-Nine text chain.
-Yes! We should call it the Nine-Nine party line.
I'll rename the thread. -Charles!
-Sorry. I'll be better. I'll be better!
-But, should we talk about how efficient
and well-run the Nine-Nine is for a while?
-We got plenty of time for that.
-I know accepting Teddy's jazz brunch invite
was the only way to get his phone back
and save the Nine-Nine, but,
this place is literally hell.
-Hello, Nine-Nine!
I'm Lieutenant Hopkins.
[whispering] I'm shutting the Nine-Nine down
and there is nothing you can do about it.
[ Laughing delightedly ]
I'll be evaluating the Nine-Nine
and sending my findings to the deputy commissioner.
-Strike up a little convo about the Nine-Nine.
-That seems rather underhanded. -Desperate times call
for desperate housewives. -What?
-I love the Nine-Nine
and the main reason why is you.
-But we're the Nine-Nine!
We have Rosa and Charles,
Gina, Amy, and Terry.
And Carl!
-It's Mark. -I always knew I was
the best cop in the Nine-Nine
and, now, there's proof.
-This just became a giant drug case!
-We could save the Nine-Nine! -We could save the Nine-Nine!
-There's no way they close the Nine-Nine.
-Mr. Nine-Nine!
-Why are you putting a gun in your mouth?
-Well, aside from the fact that the Nine-Nine's hearing is
in four hours and we're definitely getting shut down.
-There's still a chance we could save the Nine-Nine.
-What are you talking about? -Mr. Nine-Nine
out!
-The Nine-Nine's gonna get shut down.
-Congratulations, Mr. Nine-Nine.
-To the Nine-Nine!
-We're not gonna give up yet, 'cause we're the Nine-Nine!
We're gonna take matters into our own hands,
Nine-Nine-style!
That's right, my friends:
the Nine-Nine is throwing a big --
Can I borrow $200 for alcohol? -Mm-hmm.
-The Nine-Nine is throwin' a party!
-Now, when people think of the Nine-Nine,
they'll think of, um,
oh, Det. Diaz filling an iron with tequila.
-So I could make tequila steam.
-I can't remember the last time
I saw the Nine-Nine so happy.
-Foot's all floppy. -Great.
Let's get 'em back to the Nine-Nine,
see if Floppy Foot and his friend know
where our man's hiding.
-Let's do this! Nine-Nine!
-You are not a police officer.
You're not part of this mission. -Right.
-See? When the Nine-Nine puts our brains together,
we can achieve anything. Hey, we should team up
and rob banks for real!
-You should stop talkin' in the hallway.
-Yeah, copy that. -The Nine-Nine.
-The Nine-Nine. -Please give a warm
Nine-Nine welcome
to Jake Peralta and Rosa Diaz!
-Attention, Nine-Nine!
We have an announcement.
-"Shrek Live" is comin' back to Broadway!
-Nope. You dreamed that. -Ah!
-Thank you for having me at the Nine-Nine.
-The first thing that you taught me
when you came to the Nine-Nine
is that we're a team.
We'll figure it out.
-Grand exit from the Nine-Nine.
-Who said...? -I'm not sure.
-Look, we know you want your daughter
to be proud of the work that you do.
I just hope you know how important you've been
to the Nine-Nine. -And I loved
the Nine-Nine, you guys.
It just feels like it's time for me to like
build something of my own.
-Tell me what I've been missing at the Nine-Nine.
Get him back. Let me just call the Nine-Nine.
-Say hello to the Nine-Nine's
brand-new, fully loaded,
sweet as hell crime crusher on wheels!
-Sgt. Santiago, commander of the Nine-Nine's
uniformed officers, reporting for duty.
[ Applause ] -Aye!
-You guys, gimme that juicy
Nine-Nine goss! Am I right?
-When I first got to the Nine-Nine,
I was a little intimated by you.
-Good. -Have a safe flight
and I'll see ya back at the Nine-Nine.
-The Nine-Nine. -Was Kelly pissed?
-Very much so. To retaliate,
he closed the bottom floor of the Nine-Nine for renovations.
The Nine-Nine is at war with the NYPD.
The commissioner's trying
to drum up a scandal in the Nine-Nine.
-We were the studs of the Nine-Nine.
-Well, I'm sure "studs" is a bit of a --
Oh, my god! -I have some real fun ideas
about new ways to spice up life at the Nine-Nine.
-Alright, Charles, you can bring everyone out!
The Nine-Nine is here.
-These are from the old studs of the Nine-Nine.
-The Nine-Nine. -The Nine-Nine.
-The Nine-Nine. I've decided
to leave the Nine-Nine.
-I can't imagine the Nine-Nine without you.
-You're leaving the Nine-Nine without a clear plan?
It's reckless.
-Hello, Nine-Nine.
I just wanted to thank you guys.
-'Cause the Nine-Nine's about to bring the real heat.
-Get ready for the backdraft!
Bitch! -All the times
Terry's yelled "Nine-Nine!"
-I hate it when he says that.
-Stefano almost never comes out in public.
It would be a huge collar for the Nine-Nine.
Whaddya say, Sarge? 100,000 pushups.
And he's here to infiltrate the Nine-Nine.
-I just want him out of the Nine-Nine.
-What's all this about?
-Captain Holt and the Nine-Nine.
-[crying] Put in my transfer for the Nine-Nine.
-Hey, Camila, did you know that Amy is
the youngest female sergeant in the history of the Nine-Nine?
-Yes! I'm very proud of her.
I'm proud of all my children.
-Ames, I love you, but I can't talk right now.
-I just got an alert that the Nine-Nine is on lockdown!
-This says there's not enough money
in the Nine-Nine's budget
for my raise! -What does that mean?
-They're gonna transfer me! -They just sorta
grabbed whatever and yanked. -Title of your sex tape.
Oh, that's just something we say back at the Nine-Nine.
-The Nine-Nine.
-Damn, Luke. That was fast.
You will always be part of the Nine-Nine.
-The Nine-Nine.
For this and all future
Nine-Nine missions,
which I'll definitely be a part of.
-Everybody say "Nine-Nine!"
-Nine-Nine! -Mm.