- Happy new season, Roaches!
We're dropping right into the heart of the action
and I got my big bony fish,
my furry muscles, and I am ready
for some action.
(suspense music)
Rule number one of Fortnite,
do not drink your slurp juice out in the open.
- [Game Narrator] Roached!
- This cat needs some milk!
(relaxing jazz music)
Fire in the Roach!
(relaxing jazz music)
Get out of my litter box, you cowards!
Aaaaah!
- [Game Narrator] Roached!
- Now tell me where the catnip is.
Gimme your Nintendo Switch.
(relaxing jazz music)
- [Game Narrator] Roached!
- Boom, right in the keasters!
R.I.P Ghost!
Wait, can Ghosts die?
- [Game Narrator] Let me in, meow.
(relaxing jazz music)
- We've successfully infiltrated their base,
this ain't no ordinary bring your cat to work day.
(relaxing jazz music)
Whoa, I think that's actually a real player!
- [Game Narrator] Roached!
- Maybe next time cover your head!
(relaxing jazz music)
Say hello to my little Roach!
Nevermind, I decided not to destroy that.
(relaxing jazz music)
- [Game Narrator] Roached!
- This time the force is not with you, Ray.
You just got Roached!
I spy with my little eye, some goodies!
(upbeat cheerful music)
Got you in my sights.
(relaxing jazz music)
Pounce!
(relaxing jazz music)
Oh no, I'm about to run out of one of my nine lives!
- [Game Narrator] Roached!
- Roached, didn't even see it coming!
(suspense music)
Hey Roaches, what's you favorite gun this season?
Let me know in the comment section below,
and if you're thinking of buying a battle pass,
don't forget to use the code ArcadeCloudPlays
in the Epic Store!
(cheerful upbeat music)
This Kitty Cat is going swimming.
Ironic, I know.
(relaxing jazz music)
- [Game Narrator] Roached!
- Now tell me where all the items
on the high selves are located so I can knock them off!
(relaxing jazz music)
Hiding in small spaces, my favorite!
Oh yeah!
Looking snazzy!
I'm going Ghost, Roaches.
Are you a Ghost person or a Shadow person?
Let me know in the comment section bellow.
(relaxing jazz music)
This generator offends me!
(relaxing jazz music)
Alley-oop!
(relaxing jazz music)
All right, only twenty people left!
(relaxing jazz music)
- [Game Narrator] Scanning, scanning,
looking fly, not a cat.
(relaxing jazz music)
(radio chatter)
- What, I can't hear you!
I'm too busy running!
Screw actually running, I'm getting in a boat!
(boat roars)
It's land boat versus land boat!
(rocket soars)
No more boats for me, thanks.
♪ I'm on a stairway to Roach ♪
Don't worry Roaches, If I fall,
cats are always known to land on their feet.
(crowd cheers)
(cheerful piano music)
Oh no, my disguise!
Meow!
Now everyone will know I'm just a kitty
who can get head shots!
- [Game Narrator] Roached!
- Hey, I could see my house from here!
Rockets, oh no!
My nine lives just flashed before my eyes!
Quiet as a mouse, except I'm a cat.
(gunfire)
Come back here, you coward!
- [Game Narrator] Roached!
- Shh, rest now.
Oh look, it's the cat-bin,
in the woods!
(crowd oohs and aahs)
- [Game Narrator] Roached!
- No rest for the furies
(gunfire)
You wings are about to get clipped!
- [Game Narrator] Roached!
- All right, only two more Roaching victims left,
and I'll have my very first Victory Roy-Meow!
Aw, I missed!
You gotta be kiddin' me!
(gunfire)
- [Game Narrator] Roached!
- Take that, FaZe Clan!
Meowscle's Peow Peow Rifle?
Aww, I need it!
(gunfire)
Ahhh, I was too entrapped by the gun!
Dang wall!
Do what I tell you to!
There they are!
(gunfire)
Taste my rockets!
(rocket soars)
Am I seeing double Roaches?
When in doubt, launch pad it out!
Dang it!
(rocket soars)
- [Game Narrator] Roach Royal!
- We did it!
Yes, it's the first ever Victory Roy-Meow
of the season Roaches,
and I couldn't have done without you all!
Well, actually I have.
This could be quite the ball of yarn
to spin to your friends, Roaches.
We've got some great footage coming up for you guys soon
so see you guys in the next episode!
We could even be doing some Pokemon.
Well, stick around to find out!
See you guys later.
Roach out!
(upbeat electronic music)