Rose: Hi guys! Welcome to the internet
Rose: This week Rosie thought it would be fun to blindfold each other
Rose: Eat food and other... stuff!
Rose: And see if we could guess what that substance was
Rose: On each others lips or something
Rose: I don't know, i gave her free reign
Rose: This is what she came up with
Rosie: I thought it would be fun! It's like the chapstick challenge "Extreme Edition"
Rosie: So instead of like sniffing and kissing chapstick, we're going to be at...
Rosie: well could be anything really. Could be old tarmac.
Rose: Oooooh!
*burp*
Rose: That was pizza
Rose: Where is it?
Rosie: On my lips
Rose: What the hell is that?
Rosie: This one's actually quite hard
Rosie: You were close Rose: It tastes like lip gloss!
Rose: Okay, come here!
Rose: It doesn't taste very nice at all, it tastes like makeup!
Rose: What was it?
Rose: Is it that gone off peanut butter... chocolate?
Rosie: Okay you're really close Rose: Are you putting sun tan cream on my lips?
Rosie: No.
Rose: Are you putting some kind of wax crayon?
Rose: Excuse me! I didn't.. give you my consent.
Rosie: I start you off with a traditional chapstick challenge one.
Rose: Oh!
Rose: Fab! Fab! Rosie: No, it's mini milk.
Rosie: Well I'm ready
Rose: Number 2! I'm ready
Rosie: Here, come and kiss me.
Rose: Okay.
Rose: What the fuck is that?
Rose: Why am i thinking roast beef dinner?
Rosie: Alright, lick my tongue.
*penguin screams*
Rose: Mustard!
Rose: That was so nasty!
Rose: Why're you shaking?
Rose: Why don't you put it on your cleavage?
Rosie: Mmm! I can. Rose: Joking.
Rose: WOOOOWOOAHWOAH
Rose: That there is the hottest of the hot sauce
Rose: i- in the cupboard that we have.
Rosie: Like what?
Rose: Y'know, that hot sauce
Rose: EEUUUGHHP
Rose: Get off me now! Get off me!
Rosie: Lick my tongue.
Rose: No I'm not gonna do it.
Rosie: Lick my tongue.
*spits* aaaaaaaaah
Rose: Is it on my face?
Rosie: Alright, ready? Rose: Yeah
Rosie: This one you gotta like, kiss me, with tongue baby
Rose: Okay, okay. Rosie: Okay ready? Rose: Okay.
Rosie: Okay I'm not ready Rose: It's coffee.
Rose: It's coffee.
Rose: Rosie you've got fucking ground coffee don't you think I could smell ground coffee?
Rose: *sniffs* Mint.
Rosie: Mint what? Rose: Mint... ice cream
Rosie: Why you, why you so g- Rose: Am I right? Rosie: Yeah!
Rosie: Also this is cooling my burning lips, are your lips burning?
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Rose: Now that is pleasant!
(Casual boob grab)
Rose: Pineapple.
Rose: Am I right?
Rose: Am I right? Rosie: Yeah.
Rose: Is it pina colada or pineapple? Rosie: Pineapple.
Rose: I am so good at this! Rosie: You're real good.
Rose: I'm really good.
Rose: I wan't you to put on the blindfold.
Rose: You're going to say all the honest things that have
been on your mind, to my face, without having to look me in the eye
to make it easier for you.
Rose: This is what I like to call
Rosie: Honest truths Rose: Honest truths.
Rose: Rosie, you're going to have your chance to say whatever is on your mind
but I'm going to ask one you very important honest truth first.
Rosie: Okay
Rose: Have you ever thought of anybody else when we're having sex?
Rosie: What? A real person?
Rose: What's a not real person, dolls?
Rosie: I mean... yeah
Rose: Oh excuse me Rosie, it's alright, you wouldn't be able to smell it because you can't see me
Rose: before you start with your honest truths just so you know, I can take it.
Rosie: You act like you're real tidy and you moan at me for not folding my clothes
before bed even though I'm just gonna put it back on again and walk the dog
It doesnt even matter, who folds jogging bottoms anyway, but every single time you get out a wax strip
you somehow get it somewhere.
One time we had to cut it out the dog.
Today you left it on the carpet. What's your fucking problem?
Rose: I have excess hair because my family is Italian!
Rosie: No they're - your family is part Welsh, and part American but there's no ''I''talian.
Rosie: in Rose ''Dykes''
Okay?
Rose: I left a long time ago.
Rosie: You're right here
Every single day you do your makeup right and then you don't put your
make up back in the cupboard where I specifically tidied whole area for
cupboard to put all our make up in, and then you do your makeup and so do I and I put mine away
and you just leave yours on the floor and then you try and hoover.
And like you're bashing it with the hoover and it's like, why don't you just fucking pick it up and put it in the cupboard?
You can even wear them again or you put them in the wash but you just leave the stinking pile in your wardrobe
What are you doing?
Rose: What would it take genuinely for you to divorce me?
Rosie: Not a lot.
Rosie: Can I be honest right now? Rose: Um didn't you understand the point of the game?
Rosie: Um this blindfold is making me really sleepy I can easily just like
Rose: What's new - do you know how to difficult it was getting you up this morning?
Rosie: Mhm yeah, that's another thing that fucking annoys me about you Rose.
Rose: Oh you say ''Rose, do everything you can in the morning to get me up'' so I do
then what happens, you're like ''meeeurh.''
Rosie: I know but you wake me up the worst way.
like if you're like ''morning darling''
Rose: "Darling"?
Rose: BEEEEH.
Rosie: Brought me the smell of coffee or like "Morning Wony"
Rosie: Yeah. Rose: Okay.
Rose: Morning Wony.
Rosie: Yeah, you could just like, you know, just be cute and play some nice music or whatever
Rose: Some nice music?
Rosie: Or you could do Rose: Some nice music?
Rosie: Or...
You could like go in the shower and get all clean and then get into bed with me
Rose: ♪ You're pretty fuckin' dope. ♪
♪ Just so ya' know. ♪
Rosie: I've lost all sense of direction, where's the camera?
Rose: When was the last time you shaved your legs?
Rosie: Like a week ago.
Rose: Wow. Do you want some of my wax strips? Rosie: They're getting long
Rosie: No.
Rose: You'll probably find some on the dog
I'm so behind on my spanish it's ridiculous. I mean i already learnt half the language in a day
but like, its the other half that's really getting to me. It's just like the ''pronouns'' and stuff like el and
And it's written ella for she, but the woman on the app pronounced it like ''asia''
Rose: I'm like but that's a country?
No, that's a continent.
Rose: I know lots of things in spanish now uhm
Y'know like ''gracias'' and um, ''hola''
Rosie: Yea and ''si''
Rose: Trivia, ''hola'', you don't pronounce the H.
*wink* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Rose: Got you Spain.
Rose: ♪ But you're pretty fuckin' dope ♪ Rosie: Can't you order caramel macchiato?
Rose: ♪ Just so you know ♪
♪ I've been thinking 'bout the ways that I wanna hold you close ♪
♪ Just so you know ♪
♪ I don't know if i got the lyrics right but I'm dope! ♪
Rose: When are you gonna put the scent of another woman in my mouth?
Rosie: Pardon?
Rose: Pardon?
Rosie: What did you say?