Well, well... it’s you. You finally decided to return. Better late than n--
Holy shit! Did you see that?! He didn’t even give me a chanc--
oh thank goodness, you’re back. Ah, that Suucked!
Maybe if I really yank it? No! It will suck your life force!
If you don’t have en--
Knock it off, you little dipshit!
I swear if I need some sort of special ‘sword pulling out’ armour,
someone is going to die! I’ve been trying to tell you that you need
to be STRONGER before you can pull out the Master Sword.
So I need to go solve more boring shrine puzzles so that those old mummies will give me their orbs
so I can get more hearts from the lady statues?
If that’s how you choose to rationalize getting stronger,
I suppose so, yes. This is bullshit, I want it NOW!
Hmm...I guess I’ll just have to... What the hell is that???
What?! I’m telling you...
...there’s no way around it… ...you need more strength!
Aha! You could say I need more.. ‘Horse Power’?
Alright Epona 6, eat every bite so you can yank out
daddy’s new killstick. Ready? Hyah! Aw, barnacles!
Great, now I gotta buy a bunch more carrots for Epona 7…
wait, why would I waste food on a stupid horse? Stir the pot
So I don’t have to Do any dumb crap
To get more hearts
You know, you are going to need these hearts
either way. I don’t get what the big de..
Zip it you woody assho... Psst... if you really want to get stronger...
I might know a guy. This better not involve any little bits of crap.
You want me to swap all of your stamina out for hearts?
But then you’ll barely be able to...
...to...to stop being so awesome!
You see. This is why you can’t skip cardio day.
Curse you... dookie tree...
I have to admit this is kind of fun. I haven't had this much entertainment in centuries.
Ha Ha Ha Ha!
It’s so funny right because I want the sword but I keep on dying.
Ha Ha Ha…
HA! Now give me the fricken sword or this
little dude gets his chestnuts roasted!
Last chance you leafy douchebag!
Enough! Take your blasted sword and leave my friends
alone, you little prick!
WOOO! YEAH!! SUCK IT!!!
*Link sings the Legend of Zelda main theme as he runs away*
What an asshole.
Dude! Those are my turds you’re eating!
Meh.