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- So today we are answering the most Googled questions
about women.
- Women.
- I'm hoping most of them are about women and for women.
- Are they gonna be mean?
They're like, "Why are women such bitches?"
- I have a feeling there's going to be some try-ery.
It's only natural.
- I think we're gonna get a lot of biological question.
- Why do women go to the bathroom with each other?
- Why do women look so freaking good all the time?
- I don't have a lot of high hopes.
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- Oh.
- We're gonna be here for a while.
- I find it fun.
It's like a fun little thing you get to do when
you go out.
- It makes me look less dead.
I would be a walking corpse if I didn't wear red lipstick.
- It brings out our features and it makes us into
boss as bitches.
- It feels very therapeutic, it's also artist.
Like like at her shades right now, she's killing the game,
it tells me a lot about her aesthetic.
- Wearing your natural face without any makeup,
I think it's seen as beautiful more now but a few years
ago it was kind of like you have to wear makeup.
- Historically men wore makeup.
Powdered wigs and powdered faces and high heels.
The drag was on point.
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- I'm gonna have to go with the patriarchy on this one.
- It just depends on what I did for Thanksgiving.
- Women's clothes are not so tight.
Some women's clothes are tight.
- There's two different answers, there's why are clothes
made this way for women and then there's why do women
wear these clothes.
They wear the clothes because that's what's offered.
- To celebrate our curves and to celebrate the natural
aesthetic that the female body is.
Also it's fuckin' sexy.
- Some women like to show off their bodies 'cause that's
their prerogative and their bodies are beautiful.
- Why are your shorts so long?
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- That is a good fucking question.
- I don't fucking know, I don't know.
- We've created a market of women feeling powerful
through their beauty so you can charge more for women's
products.
- The shorter it is the easier it is to mess up.
So I feel like men's haircuts should be insane.
- I think it's a way to trap women into spending
more money.
- It's a racket.
- I don't wear thongs. - I don't either.
- Women wear thongs 'cause the early 2000s and
Paris Hilton and shit.
- So there's no lines.
- Yeah, no underwear lines.
- They'll know you're wearing underwear, God forbid.
- I actually love thongs.
- I hate thongs, I love grandma panties.
- This is porn pre-game, that's what that question is.
- Thongs are gross, they're floss for your butthole.
- If you found a good comfy thong, great,
but you don't have to wear it.
You're gonna see a panty line no matter what.
If you don't want to see a panty line, go commando.
- Women wear thongs because of Sisco.
- I don't know if the teens know about that.
- Hey google that Gen Z.
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- Ooh.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- I think it's up to each woman to decide if she's
attracted to beards or not.
- Yes it's just a little texture on my saddle,
you know what I mean?
- I personally don't, but I think they look good
aesthetically.
- If they have a long beard they better not give a shit
if I shaved.
- Beards make my kitty purr, like I'm not even
gonna lie.
- Even as a gay woman, I like a man with a beard.
But women do not like mustaches.
- No.
The key here is you need the full thing, that's hot.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Women have very different preferences for how much
muscle tone, both in men and women.
- I'm not necessarily into super big muscles,
but again that's my preference and there's nothing
wrong with those.
- I like my men thick, I'm a thick woman and so I need
to feel like I'm not gonna break you.
- I just don't always like the mentality that's associated
with muscle men.
- Who cares about the muscles, just dress cute.
- At the end of the day, always work on what's happening
inside first.
Because if you're trying to attract someone it does
not matter how many muscles you are if you're a garbage
human being.
- That is so not true, I'm sweating right now.
- So on our floor there used to be a lot more men
sitting on it and they would always be like,
"It's too hot," and the women would be like,
"It's too cold," and I read some study about how we
interpret temperature differently.
- The temperature is set with men in mind.
- That's just whatever your body is.
There are dudes that get cold.
- We all come from different climates,
we have different heritages and that probably has
something to do with how our bodies interact with
cold and heat.
- Our lipgloss is made of ice.
It's a government woman only secret, but it's true ice.
- That's science for you.
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- You could ask that of any person on this earth
and the answer would be different.
- A relationship is all about balance and having
someone that supports you in everything that you do.
- At the end of the day we want to be satiated.
- I want to be able to trust you, I want to be my own
individual, and I would like a dog.
- You want somebody to share yourself with.
- Across the board everyone just wants to be truly loved.
- Truly loved and known, like,
"I understand you as a person."
- If you're interested in someone, you should ask that
girl what they're looking for in a relationship.
- Ask her a questy-questy, get to know her.
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- To cum. - next question.
- Candy bars.
I'm a sleep eater so sometimes I wake up and I reach
for something.
- If I tell you this is not going to satisfy me,
don't say, "Oh but I'm gonna do it in a way that it will."
You're gonna look foolish, like you're gonna look dumb.
- You want good sex, but after it's over you want
to feel like they still love you.
- Try not to fall asleep immediately.
- Try not to fall asleep too quick, maybe give it like
five minutes.
- I think what women want in bed is someone to appreciate
their unique desires and take to time to learn what
those may be.
- Just let us tell you what we want,
we're gonna let you know, and then can you do it?
- We're coming to cut your internet off, that's it.
- Women's rights are human's rights.
- We're people.
- Stop it, stop asking this shit.
- If we didn't have women we wouldn't have a population.
We offer a different perspective that I think is
really needed in our society right now.
- Everyone just wants to be loved and respected.
- As someone who gets a lot of like,
"What can we do to help black people?"
I am kind of glad that people are googling these
questions, I guess, rather than going up to women
and being like, "Why do you deserve rights?"
- Equal rights across the board.
Gender, sex, ethnicity, orientation, any of that stuff
doesn't mean that it's taking away from anyone
at the top.
- Without your mother you would not be here and she
deserves every right that your father, you,
or your brother has.
- Aw.
- Thank you so much.
- Thanks Google people.
- What you trying to get from us?
- They are, though.
I always think that I look around and I'm like,
"Wow, this world is so lucky."
- Just makes your heart melt.
- Is it because of our hair, our makeup, our clothes,
our personality, our intelligence, our spirit?
There's so many things that make each and every one
of us beautiful.
- I think that all women are strong and that's what
makes them beautiful.
- I'm surprised by these questions.
They were deep.
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