My child, many monsters you meet in the underground...
may wish to harm you, or block your way.
But if you merely talk to them, you will find
there is no conflict you cannot escape!
Go ahead! Try it out on this ghost!
*fake sleeping noises. Zzzzzz.....*
You're... not much of a talker, are you?
That's alright, I'm sure you-
My child? What are you-
NO!
Put down the stick!
Ghosts are not for hitting!
Napstablook: Oh... Toriel: My child!
Napstablook: Oh geez...
A-a-Am I in your way?
Hey, hey, I'm sorry...
Oh goodness...
Yeah!
Guess I look funny
I'm not real sunny, though
No no no, nngh...
Just pluggin' along
Listenin' to the radio
I'm fine, excuse me, I'm sorry
Do what you gotta do
Don't mind me
I'm not a barrel of sunshine
Even my tears are crying
Guess I'm in for a beating
Don't mind my frown
I'd just weigh you down
I'd just waste your time
Incorporeal
Sorry, Toriel
I can barely rhyme
Don't waste your life
Your pain and strife
On a guy like me
Please stop it, slick
Put down that stick
Don't lower my HP
You know, I'm only sitting here
watching you try to hit me
to be polite...
You can't kill a ghost...
We're kinda incorporeal...
Yeah!
I'm real sorry
I don't feel starry, though
No no no, nngh...
Makin' mix tapes
Are they okay?
I don't know
Long ago I forgot how to laugh
I know how to say "heh"
That's just half of it
Not even sure if I'm real
I'm just not really feeling up to it...
Hey!
I made a hat!
How about that?
Oh, oh...
I made it out of tears
That I shed during this spat
Just another day
In my little life
Full of melancholy
Gloom and strife
I'm sick in the head
Don't wanna leave my bed
I didn't want this afterlife
Sometimes it's cool
I feel like such a fool
Feelin' like I've been schooled
A lonely piece of trash
Man, I wanna crash
Be a weeping ghoul
Yeah, my life is pain
Yeah, I'm quite insane
Even with this hat
Yeah, am I saying
"Yeah" too much?
Sorry about that!
I just now realized, I...
Probably could have left
At any point...
But then, you'd be unhappy too...
So... sorry...
What?
Are you.. hugging me?
That's nice, but...
I can't really hug back...
It would be weird
First of all I don't have arms..
Wow!
Are we friends now?
Don't even know how this happened
Guess I'll live with it
Guess this is my life now
I can't believe we stopped the fight
Is this your way
Of trying to make it right?
This is the longest
anyone's listened to me
and the record won't break
after tonight
I'm full of cheer
and can't you hear
in the way I sing?
Well, you should go
before I go
and ruin everything
Pretend you beat me down
That would stop my frown
Give me a little glee
Meanwhile, I am
just going to jam
to this melody
I'm fine, excuse me, I'm sorry
Do what you gotta do
Don't mind me
Im not a barrel of sunshine
Even my tears are crying
Thanks for stopping the beating
Just another day
in my little life
Full of melancholy
gloom and strife
I'm sick in the head
Don't wanna leave my bed
I didn't want this afterlife
(echoing) Well...
(echoing) This has been an experience...
(echoing) I've... I've wasted enough of your time
(echoing) Bye, I guess...
(echoing) Um... uh... *clears throat*
Oooooooooooo...
Nnn....
Oh... Hi....
Uh.... you made it to the end....
Thanks, I guess...
Uh, if you wanna see more... or hear more...
I dunno.... uh...
We have social media, but you should also subscribe
because....
this is where our videos go....
I mean... at least that's what I'm guessing...
Anyways, uh...
Good-... Goodbye?
I don't...I'mma just go...
(faintly) Ooooooooo.....