[theme music plays] - "Here in my garage, just bought this..." - What?
- "...new Lamborghini here."
Is this an ad?
"Click the link, go there, it's completely free to watch, it's just a couple minutes..."
What is this, some kind of marketing scam on YouTube? They're promoting this crap?
...just watch some television or something, dude. I'm done with YouTube right now, I'm done with the Internet.
- "In fact..." - WHAT?! - "I'm a lot more proud of these..."
It's on the fucking television now?!
- "...that I got installed to hold 2000..."
Dude, go fuck off, man, take a vacation with all your scammin' on me. Stop harassing me, dude!
[Tai talking over Ethan] - "Money, I don't call it 'money' anymore, I call it 'fuel units'. You must have enough fuel units to live out your dream and to live out your destiny, so..."
"I'll see you on my website, it's a quick video..."
[theme music continues] "Wow, Ethan, great moves, keep it up, proud of you!"
[typing sounds]
A lot of people 'been asking me to talk about Mr. "Here in my garage", okey?
So... We didn't wanna do it...
Felt like I didn't have anything to say about it, but you guys wanted it, so here I'm gonna talk about Mr. Lamborghini here.
This guy has been running his ads on YouTube like crazy and it's turned to some phenomenon,
where everybody knows "Here in my garage" guy.
Now, be careful! He's charming, he's persuasive and he wants YOUR MONEY!
So, you gotta fight your urges, don't give him your money.
Give us money! Give... GIVE US MONEY!
No, don't... Don't... Keep your money...
Keep your money, let's just watch the video.
"Here in my garage, just bought this, uh, new Lamborghini here."
"It's fun to drive up here in the Hollywood Hills..."
"But you know what I like a lot more than materialistic things?"
Let's... Let's level up here, before we move on.
This is a storage space and he rented that Lamborghini. Let's just get that out of the way right now, okey guys?
Let's just put that on the table.
This, is a storage space... Whose garage looks like that?!
Looks like he just fucking put it up, dude, he's got a whiteboard in his garage... Dude, c'mon...
C'mon, he rented... He rented that Ferrari, 'kay?
The house isn't his, he rented the Ferrari, let's move on.
"But you know what I like a lot more than materialistic things?"
Well let's see, what is it? What is it that you love more than your Lamborghini in the Hollywood Hills?
[plays video]
- "Knowledge!" - KNAAWLEDGE! KNAAAWLEDGE!
Cool, dude.
- "Knowledge." - KNAAWLEDGE!
(both together) KNAAAWLEDGE!
"In fact, I'm a lot more proud of these 7 new bookshelves that I had to get installed"
"to hold 2000 new books that I bought."
[pauses video] I'm a lot more proud of these 2000 books I've never read.
KNAAAWLEDGE!
"Now, maybe you've seen my Tedx talk where I talk about how I read a book a day."
"You know I read a book a day not to show off, it's again about the knowledge..."
By the way...
He's got a really interesting technique for reading books and when he says he reads 1 book a day...
Well... Let's just say...
We'll have to redefine the word "read."
"Have someone else read it for you, read book summaries..."
"Again, it's not just about money, it's about the good life. Health, wealth, love and happiness..."
Health, love, wealth and happiness. And Ferraris. And- and the Hollywood Hills.
And books. It's about a lot of books, guys, you need bookshelves...
...with books. You don't have to read them, again, once again...
I'm proud of all these books I haven't read.
"I'm not promising you that tomorrow you're gonna be able to go out and buy a Lamborghini."
"But what I am telling you is it can happen faster than you think, if you know the proven steps."
The proven steps!
If you ever come across anyone selling anything with "proven steps,"
you're being scammed.
- "21 proven steps to creating quality video to grow your..." - "PROVEN STEPS!"
"21 proven steps to creating quality video..."
(muffled children screaming)
"If you're a cynic, if you're a pessimist, you don't need to click here. Don't worry about it, heh."
Hehe, if you're a rational human being that is sceptical of people... Of internet marketers trying to take your money,
Don't click here. This isn't for you. Let me weed you guys out, 'kay?
I, frankly, don't have that much bandwidth on my website. That hosting is expensive, guys, so please
don't bother to click the link.
Saps, suckers, people who fall for this shit...
Have you ever fallen for an internet scam? That's who I want! Optimists!
Ok, guys? You guys, click. Everyone else, get the fuck out!
"Money, I don't call it 'money' anymore, I call it 'fuel units'. You must have enough fuel units..."
"...to live out your dream and to live out your destiny, so... I'll see you on my website..."
It's kind of obscene how every detail of this video is so...
purposeful. The Lamborghini, the garage, the bookshelf, the iPhone recording...
This guy is kind of a- This guy is a sicko, dude, this guy is a sociopath.
(muffled children screaming)
And he wants your money so fucking bad, dude. He's thought about this video a lot!
[engine revving]
"Alright, welcome to this, uh,"
"what I call: 'Lessons from a Lamborghini."
- "I'm here with Jeremy..." - Oh, I don't really care about this car-
(both) LAMBORGHINI!
I don't really care about material- LAMBORGHINI!
I don't care about material possessions in my Hollywood Hills- LAMBORGHINI!
Sure, Tai Lopez, sure. You don't care about material possesions.
- "Most of everything that people tell you is wrong..." - "Mm-hm..."
[sad music plays]
He loves it, dude. Jeremy don't look that interested, though. So far, Jeremy... You don't look that interested, I gotta say.
- "99% of adults feel like they fail." - "So..." - "Okey..." - "They wanna justify all the mistakes they made..."
- "By saying 'You know what? I had to make all these mistakes.'"
(laughing) What? What the fuck dude, he's just like: "Peace dawg.
This shit is going fucking too long, dude.
I'm just gonna put on my headphones, peace out."
[plays video] JEREMYYYY!!!
You're a hero dude! I love Jeremy!
Tai, what the fuck is this video, dude?!
- "No! Look, people who do big th..." - "Right..."
- "People who do big things..." - "Right..."
"Right..."
Fuck, Jeremy's the real guru, dude.
I love that, he says it like mid-sentence. Tai's not even finished with his sentence!
Like...
He can't make it more obvious that he's not listening.
Mid-sentence just drops the 'right'-bomb, dude.
[sad music plays]
See, is this automatic? Is he driving a Lamborghini automatic?
What's wrong with you, Tai? You don't know how to drive a stick?
You drive all these sportscars and you don't know how to drive a stick?
I think that's the most compelling evidence that this guy is full of shit.
He owns all these sportscars, top of the line.
Dude drives them automatic!
- "PROVEN STEPS!" - (muffled children screaming)
[theme music plays] They shoved meat in the boot! Like how much more resistance can a fucking steak add to a sword cut?