- Hello.
Happy anniversary everybody!
I feel like, all I can stare at are my own tits.
No nipples at all, just "Star Trek?"
(happy bouncy music)
Happy anniversary everybody, today we together
are celebrating our four year anniversary.
And how are we going to celebrate it?
Well by going back to our roots, back to what started it all
and buttering our shit.
Not literally of course!
That would be horrific and disgusting.
So today we're gonna make our butter the old fashioned way!
It's so soft.
Today's kitchen's gonna be short and sweet.
I'm gonna show you how to make butter and sit
and have a glass of wine and tell you guys how much
I appreciate you and this four year journey
we've been on together.
Four years, that's crazy!
Mmmm.
Mason jar, Mason come so far.
That's not a pun, that's just rhyming.
Step one: heavy whipping cream.
Step two: purchase appriopriately sized tiny object
that you can make air-tight.
Step three: pour heavy whipping cream into tiny object.
Seal tiny object filled with heavy cream.
And finally, step number four: shake for about 20 minutes in
a very non-sexual, do not jiff this,
and make this look gross, way.
(liquid sloshing)
So guys four years huh?
Wow, we've been doing this quite a while.
Just like how I'll be makin this butter
for the next 20 minutes.
Where is it leaking from?
Oh it's the nose. (woman laughs)
It's a soy sauce container.
Have you guys ever made butter?
I used to make butter like this,
except I used a baby food jar.
You just use heavy, heavy, heavy cream
and a baby food jar and then lots
of nothing else to do.
It's already getting thick, I can tell.
I think it's because the moo cow is so small,
and also from my sheer experience.
Four years huh, four years, over a hundred "Kitchens."
300 videos, not all just "Kitchens",
we have music videos, we have volunteer days,
we have community, we have, we have a future.
And that's, like I think, the craziest part,
four years into this, we still have more.
We have more that we're gonna do.
(laughs)
Mmmm.
Because I feel like life is about change,
and life is about growth, and life is not stagnant.
And something that you start out as will inevitably
end up different, in the same way that this
was once heavy whipping cream and is now
steadily becoming, something else entirely.
Also this burn was from a birthday party
where I was making kebabs.
Mmmm.
Are you ever living and you think, whoa, this moment
is gonna become a memory that I think about?
Does that ever happen to you?
In a weird way I kinda feel like when I made
"My Drunk Kitchen" episode one, I felt that way.
And man I really hope you guys
don't make this into something gross.
Now we gotta use core strength.
(running footsteps)
I'm also moving my feet.
Now we're gonna do boxing practice.
What's in my pocket?
A wrench, two red pens, and a dollar bill?
I love me.
From the hips, engage the core.
(happy bouncy music)
In a weird way I wish I was making two
because I feel so off balance right now.
Okay, okay, okay, oh God my arm's running.
Okay, that's gotta be long enough.
I mean honestly.
So you see that little ball of butter floating in there?
Yeah effectively that just tastes like skim milk.
Oh man, guys look, see, look!
We made our own butter, it gets butter.
We did it, we did it, we did it, we did it!
Heavy whipping cream and determination.
Now we are going to take our butter and spread it around.
Look at that, I can't believe it is butter.
Butter, butter, butter.
Ah beautiful, okay guys, cheers to you
and all that you do, in every way that you are you.
Hey, mmmm.
(cheerful bouncy music)
Delicious.
Hot bread and butter, what more could
I possibly ask for?
Oh my God, oh that's okay.
You guys, this is really tasty, and you guys
are really good listeners.
And I might sound crazy, but I feel like ...
I feel like this could really be my bread and butter.
Ohhh, cut to sincere end guys.
Hey guys I just wanna say, thank you
so much for everything, not everybody gets
to live their dreams, not everybody gets a chance
to see what their dreams actually are.
These are my dreams, this is everything
I could imagine myself doing ...
So thank you, for making this possible.
For these four years and more
(happy bouncy music)