- Sometimes you pull up next to other rickshaws
and there's a bunch of school children,
and they'll be like..
(laughing)
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- My day in India from nine to five
is a constant hunt for Wi-Fi.
- This is supposed to be the IT capital of the world.
- Yes, exactly!
- Where's the Wi-Fi?
- People just sort of randomly wanna say hello
or take a selfie with me.
- Getting noticed for my skin color
isn't something I'm used to.
- If I try to give a little bit of Hindi to somebody,
(speaking Hindi)
whatever it is, people's eyes light up.
- Even just crossing the street is, like,
I'm interacting with like 30 people.
It's a public transport
unlike anything I've ever experienced.
- They'll say 600 rupees and you're like--
- I know that I'm foreign, but I'm not stupid.
- After doing it a couple times, it's easy to be like,
"No, no, no, sir, meter only."
- And then, the best part is,
if you do find someone else who will take you by the meter,
and then you drive past that person
waving bye to them.
- I found that if you start talking to them
in their language, they really appreciate that.
- (groaning) Bathrooms.
I don't know what to do when I go in the bathroom.
- And I was having to use this hose.
- I don't know the technique,
if you go perpendicular or parallel.
- I went from the back.
- Is going from the back normal?
- No, no, no, I just had to hold myself.
I came out with sore thighs.
- Where's your butthole?
Is it at the front or is it at the back?
- Sometimes they just have the little bucket.
- There's the bucket, and you kinda,
- Yes.
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Ganesh was the loudest festival
I've ever experienced.
- We went down to join the mosh pit
that had formed in front of this big EDM stand.
Everybody's like, "Clear a path, foreigners are coming."
- They're dancing wildly.
They're doing the,
this dance.
- We're doin' a little bit of this finger thing.
- One night it was raining and there fireworks.
It's raining, India, come on!
- The last night, everybody took to the streets and it was
just like the biggest dance party I've ever been to.
- I can't tell if people are allowed
to show any sort of affection publicly.
- I haven't seen anyone kiss here.
- And that's crazy to me, because we're adults.
- I did once, yesterday.
Yeah, it was bizarre,
'cause then I was like, "Oh, my gosh,
"I'm back in America again, I can't get caught staring."
But in India, you can stare.
- We learned that they bleep out beef,
which is kind of ridiculous to us Americans.
- They turned effin blah-blah, whatever,
into, like, monster.
That just diluted the power of what the artist,
the director, was trying to intend.
- Cigarette smoking is injurious to health.
- And it's like, I wish I didn't have to be reminded
of this policy.
- Something that I would love to take home with me is--
- Chai.
- All the festivals.
- Papaji is my favorite food.
- The very traditional Indian culture.
- And I love that about India is that,
feels like a team effort to do anything,
that the whole community gets together,
and I think that's really cool.
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