>>> THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I AM THE GREAT
RUDOLFO. [ APPLAUSE ]
WELCOME TO A WORLD WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE IS QUITE POSSIBLE.
MY USUAL ASSISTANT WON'T BE JOINING ME TONIGHT.
SHE CALLED IN PREGNANT. SHE TOLD ME SHE WASN'T EVEN
DATING, SO HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? MAGIC.
OKAY, LUCKILY THE MANAGER OF THE CASINO SAID HIS WIFE WOULD BE
WILLING TO FILL AS SHE WAS PRETTY MUCH THE SAME SIZE.
I HAVE NOT MET HER YET. PLEASE WELCOME, SHEILA.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> I'M HERE, MASTER.
>> OH, NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME MASTER.
YOU LOOK LOVELY. >> THANK YOU, I PUT ON YOUR
ASSISTANT'S COSTUME. I GUESS WE'RE BOTH SIZE TWO.
I'M DESTINED TO BE YOUR ASSISTANT.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING, GO AHEAD,
BABY. >> THANK YOU, CLARENCE.
THAT'S MY HUSBAND. HE'S OLD, BUT HE KNOWS HOW TO
HANDLE A REAL WOMAN. >> THAT'S RIGHT, BABY, YOU GOING
TO BE GREAT, BABY. >> NO DOUBT.
>> BUT A LOT OF MY ILLUSIONS HAVE BEEN CUSTOM FROM MY
PREVIOUS ASSISTANCE. >> I AIN'T WORRIED ABOUT THAT,
LET'S DO SOME MAGIC. >> OKAY.
LET'S START OFF WITH THE FIRST TRICK.
BEHOLD, THE ANCIENT BOX OF EGYPT.
IF MY ASSISTANT WOULD STEP INSIDE.
>> YES, MASTER. >> OKAY, GET YOUR HEAD IN THERE.
>> HOLD ON A SECOND. OKAY?
>> OKAY, BREATHE IN A LITTLE. >> OKAY.
YOU GOT IT? >> YOU GOT THIS, BABY?
>> HOLD ON. >> NO BLADE SHALL TOUCH THE PURE
OF HEART. ARE YOU READY?
>> YES, I AM, MASTER. >> YOUR BACK ARCHED LIKE A
GRACEFUL SWAN. >> NO, IT IS NOT.
BUT LET'S DO THIS. >> NO, NO, NO, NO.
CAN YOU HANDLE IT? STICK THE SWORD IN THERE.
>> OKAY. >> OKAY, I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH.
>> THE GREAT RUDOLFO, EVERYONE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEVITATE ME
NOW, MASTER? >> NO, PERHAPS WE SHOULD
POSTPONE THE SHOW. >> NO, COME ON, I CAN DO THIS.
>> NO, SHE'S RIGHT, LET HER DO STUFF.
>> VERY WELL. FOR OUR FINALE TONIGHT, THE
WATER TANK OF DEATH. >> COME ON THE STAGE AND PUT
THIS BLINDFOLD ON ME. AND THESE HANDCUFFS.
>> YEAH, ABSOLUTELY, YEAH. >> ANY TIME YOU'RE READY.
THE AVERAGE MAN CAN HOLD THEIR BREATH FOR TWO MINUTES, WITH MY
ARMS SHACKLED. I HAVE 120 SECONDS TO RELEASE MY
ASSISTANT BEFORE THE WATER BECOMES A WATERY TOMB.
>> THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
>> WHEN YOU ARE READY, DESCEND INTO THE TANK.
>> I WILL DESCEND INTO THE TANK NOW MASTER.
>> START THE CLOCK. >> WAIT A MINUTE, THEY DO THIS
EVERY NIGHT. >> I'M HAVING TROUBLE WITH MY
CHAIN. IS MY ASSISTANT INSIDE?
>> ALMOST HERE, MASTER. >> OKAY, THIS AIN'T GONNA -- I
DON'T THINK THIS -- SAVE ME RUDOLFIO.
>> YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUT YOUR HEAD UNDER THE WATER.
>> I DID, SHUT UP. >> HEY, MAN, WHAT IS GOING ON
HERE? I PAID YOU GOOD MONEY TO KILL MY
WIFE. >> I'M TRYING TO, MAN.
BUT SHE'S NOT MAKING IT EASY. >> YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT, SHE DON'T
MAKE NOTHING EASY. I BROUGHT THIS JUST IN CASE.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. LET ME HELP YOU OUT.
>> HELP! >> HOLD THIS.
I'M GOING TO FIND A PLUG AND PLUG IT IN.
HERE YOU GO.