my mother is afraid to let another man
touch her now what the hell did you do
i gave her a name that's what i did
i gave her a son i gave her food and
clothes for 36 years
i did pretty good did you ever tell her
that you loved her
that's none of your goddamn business
yeah this is my business it is my
business she's my mom you cheated on her
and then when you did finally get in the
same bed with you made her feel dirty
you have no right to talk to me like
that
that's between your mother and me it has
nothing to do with you
i grew up in this house dad i was the
one you kicked in the ass for 20 years
well it looks like you're doing pretty
good
you're riding around the jeep you're
making money you're buffing everything
in sight
i must have done something right so now
you you approve of me now that i'm
an adult cause you certainly never
approved of me when i was a kid approve
of you i never knew what the hell you
were talking about you were a moody
little
every time i went in to take a pee you
would hold a funeral for those cock-eyed
seahorses
why don't you get the hell out of here
i want to know what you did to my mother
you want to know so i'll tell you
from the very first night on a honeymoon
she laid there like a wet
rag she was frigid david
your mother was frigid she wouldn't do
what i asked her to do she didn't know
anything she was right out of the
catholic school those those things
repulsed her
when you go to bed you when you go to
bed you want to have
fun i was a husband god damn it
i wanted some pleasure
so i went out and got it someplace else
yeah of course you did you should talk
your best friend is your dick and where
did i learn that your best friend is
your dick
that's great the four of us will go out
to lunch
you someday around and you had your fun
and you came here to eat and sleep like
it was a boarding house
that's where i grew up dad a boarding
house thank you
i found out what you did to mom and what
you did to me wait a minute
wait a minute it was tough
very tough all of those dreadful things
i did to you
but that's how i was brought up and i
did the best i
could fine you know tomorrow i'm doing a
commercial about a family that
that cares for each other loves each
other i'm faking it