- Hey, we are, wait are you?
- I think I'm Jonathan-- - Dronathan?
Drew, Drewathan.
- We're the Property Brothers,
we're at BuzzFeed, and we're gonna read
some thirst tweets. - Thirst tweets.
(Jonathan slurps)
(sensual music)
- [Jonathan] So who's sending these?
- These are from your biggest fans.
- Something about the Property Brothers ripping out
a kitchen countertop makes me horny.
- Oh. (imitates tiger)
Randy. - Well why do you think
we rate so high?
Slow-motion renovations in tight jeans.
- That's what it's all about. - Enough said.
- Him, what do you want for Mother's Day?
Me, fantasizes for several minutes
about threesome with the Property Brothers.
Flowers would be nice.
- Okay, you should check the cameo we did
on Playing House on USA Network.
That's exactly what that scene was all about.
- Pretty much, and by the way,
Jonathan wanted to be a flower man when he was young,
so it's kind of the same thing.
- I wanna marry one of the Property Brothers.
Or both of them, if they'd be into that.
- That is actually the biggest tweet
Jonathan probably gets, is will you marry me?
Or Drew, I'll take either, whichever one works.
I'm fine.
I just wanna be the meat in a Property Brothers sandwich.
Is that so much to ask?
Who are you perverts?
Call me. - It depends, are you--
- I guess, I'm married now, so call him.
- Are you processed meat?
- What does that mean? - I don't even know
what that means.
The Property Brothers have nice butts.
- I'm glad, so most people say, have nice butt.
I'm like, we are two people.
We have different butts.
- We don't share an ass.
- We're twins, we share a brain, just not a butt.
- Nope. - Not reading that one.
- I'm ready to stop hiding my emotions,
stop sheltering the world from how I feel inside my heart.
I'm ready to finally say it.
The Property Brothers are dumb sexy.
- Is that like cool, like young hip lingo?
Oh, they're lit.
They're dumb sexy?
I don't know, dumb?
They're dumb and sexy. - Or is it,
one of them's dumb, and one of them's sexy.
- Dur. - Screw you.
- I want the Property Brothers on HGTV to double team, whoa.
I'm not reading the rest of that one.
That's fine.
- Call me. - Moving on.
- The Property Brothers turn me on.
I like to think that this is like a 90 year old dude.
- I kind of think what we need to do
is create like a body pillow with our faces on it.
I think that'll be, then you can take the bros home.
- We just broke the internet.
- Maybe it'd be two separate pillows though,
otherwise that's creepy.
The Property Brothers can destroy
and try to sell me any day.
Well, we don't just renovate houses.
(Jonathan and Drew's tongues click)
- The Property Brothers are so effing hot,
I want 'em both just to mm-mm,
and there's a bunch of emojis, and oh,
an eggplant. Alright. - A smiley face
with a licking thing, and a star.
- I spend every episode of Property Brothers
trying to decide which one is more attractive.
Duh!
He's had work done, this is--
- I just really wanted to look like Jonathan.
- Yeah. Do you want a guy who manscapes?
Or do you want a guy who, well it's not like
I have-- - Who's hairy and dusty?
- No, I just, I don't know where I was going with that.
Every time someone swears, say unicorn.
- I want to...
- Unicorn.
- Have-- - Unicorn.
- Deep passionate relations with the Property Brothers
while they talk dirty to me about house renovations.
- Who doesn't want that?
- That's just a typical day
of filming for Property Brothers.
- Said it before, will say it again.
Property Brothers can tag team me.
That sort of rushed up on me there.
- Every time I watch Property Brothers
I get a,
so I don't watch Property Brothers anymore.
#HGTV.
- Are you really part of the HGTV community
if you don't want to have relations
with the Property Brothers?
No, you're not a true fan.
- No. - That's why on our cruise,
Sailing with The Scotts,
every night I sleep in a different cabin.
- #TwinSandwich.
One of the Property Brothers just said,
"Open these walls up,"
and my legs automatically flew over my head.
(Jonathan laughs)
Well, I think that's a great one to wrap it up on.
- Ding ding ding ding ding.
That's my favorite tweet. - So thank you for you
pervy tweets out there, and watch Property Brothers.
And go to casaza.com by the way.
Casaza is where we have all of our
design inspiration for you.
Does the plaid shirt match the underwear?
You'll have to go to casaza.com to find out.
- Y'all a bunch of pervs.
- Moving along. - Does your mother
know you tweet these things?