hey did you hear the people upstairs in
five air movie now the people upstairs
are moving out oh the horror
why would you just say something like
that no no no no how else was I supposed
to say it slowly like putting a new fish
in a tank you don't just drop it in what
the back sit in the water why oh ah then
I'm sure it's gonna be fine it's not
going to be fine
changes never find they say it is but
it's not okay honey did you even know
the people that are moving out I never
met them that's what made them perfect
there are no awkward hellos in the halls
there's no clickety-clacking of
high-heeled shoes on hardwood floors
they may as well been a family of cats
just jumping around from drape to drape
without that annoying ammonia urine
smell and for the new people will be
just as quiet you can't know that how
can you possibly know that you're right
I can't you know what anyone can rent
that apartment now an opera singer the
caster's stomp
yeah tap-dancing pirate with a wooden
leg why are you making it worse I tried
making it better he wouldn't go for it