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- We're going to be called the bikini (beep).
(sings) TikTok bikini's, we're gonna try the hacks.
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- Hi, I'm Ehis.
- Hey, I'm Joyce.
- Hi, I'm Mei.
And today we're trying TikTok bathing suit hacks.
- How do you feel about bathing suits, man.
- Mmmm, undetermined.
- I like hacks, but I don't know if these are
gonna work for people who have like
body, yadi, yadi.
- But I'm ready to show the internet parts of my bodies,
that only the hoes get.
- All right. So we're gonna be judging these
hacks on comfort, cuteness, cause you gotta look fine.
And Pool ability, because you may, or may not
want a (beep) popping out, in the pool.
- All right, so let's do this.
- Someone throw us a life preserver.
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- Okay.
- I don't know about this, but I love her.
- No, I love her energy. I don't love the half.
I mean, I guess it's like for people with like bigger boobs,
you get more support, but I'm just like
in what world would you have two bottoms,
and not a supportive top.
- As somebody with broad-ish shoulders,
I really don't know if like this little ass leg
is going to really be able to stretch.
And I also just want to clarify that I, own a string bikini.
So it will be one full-size bottom,
and one string bikini bottom.
- Y'all might see some tea.
- This is not the stretchiest bikini to have chosen.
- Is the butt part going over my boob?
- Yeah.
- Or is the underwear part going over my boob?
- The butt parts going over your..
- I think it's like this.
And then like your head go over it like this.
- Oh, I hate it.
- No, I think it's the right hole.
- She didn't tell us what hole to put,
I put it through the bottom hole.
- It's choking me.
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- This is a fail.
- I respectfully hate it.
- Actually like having trouble breathing
cause it's kinda choking me a little.
- It looked better for me with one.
Also, this like, there's a big gap here
because it's literally, you know, a bottom.
- I loved when it was just the one and
it was asymmetrical, that could be cute.
Like if you, oh no, I packed two bottoms
then like one could can be..
- When have you ever, oh no I packed two bottoms?
Okay, so for comfort, I give it a solid one.
- I give it a solid half.
- A firm zero.
- For cuteness so for me, I look hot in anything,
but this one needs my hotness to elevate it.
So I'm gonna give it a point five.
- Cuteness level. I'm gonna go with Joyce's point five.
- Negative one.
Well, y'all are going to get in the pool.
These are my two bottoms. So look, I no longer have bottoms.
- Ooh ooh.
- Ahh! (laughs) ahh!
- It's like cold. But I don't wanna
get all the way up to my (beep).
- Two, three.
- Ah! It's cold.
- Ahhh! I'm cold.
- Basically for mine, I feel like
the swimability is really bad,
because one swimsuit is doing the job of both.
My rating is a zero.
- Well mine, is working just fine.
Honestly, five outta five.
It's uncomfortable, But if I'm not rating the comfort.
Yeah, she's doing her job, she's staying in place.
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- You ladies got your string bikini?
- Yes.
- Got em'
- My first, and my last.
- Okay.
- Already this is way more instructive,
than the last one.
- I'm very confused.
- I'm Really confused as well. I mean,
it makes sense, it's the exact same shape,
I just don't really get the point.
- Allegedly, this is more coverage and
support for big boobs.
- Oh, actually right now I can do this.
- Yeah, you can adjust it. That's the whole point.
- Ohh.
- But when I'm like pulling it up, it's getting real small.
- Ohh, okay.
- [Ehis] This is still dumb.
- What's going on?
- This is not.
- Oh my god!
- Do I have consent to touch your boob?
- This is not safe for work! - Huh?
- Do I have consent to touch your boobs?
- Yeah, you do.
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- Let's get this show on the road.
- I'm just feeling really uncomfortable.
I, it's like, it's fine, but it's also
a lot more revealing than I typically go for.
- I think you have cute TV (beep).
- Thank you.
- I think It works for you, Joyce.
- Yeah, it looks good on you.
- Yeah.
- I have sideway boobs. As you can see,
this is for the sideway girls.
- It's meant for bigger boobs, for more coverage.
It's not practical. Like you can get coverage
for like a second, and then you have to constantly adjust.
Also, even if somebody with small boobs,
who doesn't normally ever need extra coverage,
like this is making me feel a little uneasy.
- It also hurts. Like around the neck,
- Mhmm
because you have to like, carry it so tight.
- For comfort, I'm gonna give it a two.
It's still not comfortable,
but at least it's not like,
literally choking me so, it's better.
- It was very confusing to put on, they both had to help me.
So for that, I give it a four.
Could've got a five, but for the most part,
me and my sideway, boobs, I mean, we enjoy it.
- I'd probably give it like a 1.5.
- Okay, cuteness level, I actually give it a four.
I don't love how it feels on, but it looks,
it looks pretty good on, I can't lie.
- I also give it a four, for cuteability look,
but like I said, like I uplift everything that I wear.
- I don't normally like showing this much boobage,
but, on the surface like it's a solid like four.
- I feel like this one is more secure for me.
- If did swim, which I don't.
I would feel comfortable swimming in this.
- Poolability I give it a three and a half,
because just like lounging around, great.
But once I'm actually swimming it's kinda, she falls.
- I wanna give poolability a five because
my (beep) are sideways. It's a perfect thing for her.
- I'm gonna give poolability a four. Cause again,
I mostly, kind of just float in the water.
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- This girls a double A cup
- Oh no, no, no, no.
- Yea. So basically she takes her string bikini,
flips it around, and puts it over the back
of her neck, and then brings it around.
Criss-crosses it in some, I don't know a way.
And then ties it, like doubles it around her waist.
- (laughing)
- Wait but what? How did you do it?
- It looks great with your boobs. Uh.
- Wait, what?
- No, no, no. I got it.
How'd she tie the sides?
- [Ehis] Tie these, the bottom ones in the back.
- [Mei] Tie scrunchie in the back and
then un-scrunchie the front?
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So it's becoming apparent that this is
indeed for people with smaller boobs.
But even me, like if I move at all,
I get some under boob action that I don't love, or want.
- It's just not for me. I probably look great.
I don't feel great.
- You can go online and find a top
that was meant to look like this,
that'll actually fit and give you support.
You don't need to do this mechanics.
- Comfortability, I give it a two.
Again, it's really tight and uncomfortable.
Don't love it, and it makes me feel like
it's gonna pop a (beep) out soon.
- Me, I'm giving this a one.
- Yeah, comfortability is a one.
Like if I move anyway, the areolas exposed.
- Cuteness. Feel like a three-ish. Like it's okay.
- A negative one.
- I agree. It's not inclusive.
And if not all my friends can wear it,
then I don't wanna wear it. So zero.
- [Ehis] I tried to even move from here,
and my areola slipped.
- You know what I'm saying? Look,
I've got some nice under boob coming out now.
- Like I'm scared like if I like hop up and down.
It's great for girls with small boob.
I think saying it's inclusive, is, isn't
- [Ehis] Is not corrrect.
- But you need to have really small boobs
for it to be great. Cause I do have small boobs.
- Poolabiility, I think is a universal zero.
- It's the universal zero.
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- That's easy. Wait, how do you roll it?
- I think she said roll it.
- Like just literally roll it. Okay word.
- I'm excited to try this one. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
- It looks like we just kind of like
roll the scarves up, like long wise.
- This is definitely not for swimming,
but it's definitely good for a cute tanning top.
- Oh, but my question is, is like,
how do you keep it, around the, the cup?
- [Mei] Like how does it stay in there?
Well, there's no way I can even
use the bra until I just do this.
And then I could shove the scarf around it.
- Yeah
- I think this is as good as it's gonna get.
(beep)
- The experience of making that, was a lot.
I am kind of exhausted.
- When we did figure out how to put it on,
it was not at all how the hack told us to put it on.
- In the hack it told us to like
tie the scarf around the bra, and then
put on the strapless bra, and then find a way to
finesse the scarf around the bra.
- Comfortability, I'm gonna give it like a one,
Cause I'm covered. But like, I feel like
I constantly have to like, pull it up.
- I'm gonna give it a zero, cause I got sideways (beep),
and bras are just, not for me.
- I'm going to give you like a three.
I don't love wearing a strapless bra.
And I think it's a stupid way to wear it,
but it's not the worst.
Not taking anything else into account.
I think cuteness is like a four and half.
- I kind of give it a solid, I give it a 3.9.
- I think it's a four. Like it's cute.
- So we can't go in the pool with these.
So we're not rating poolability,
but we're rating tanability. - I give it a four and a half.
- A solid three.
- Honestly I give it a five. I don't tan,
but I feel like if I were to tan,
this would be the right amount of coverage.
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- No.
- Just basically upside down criss-cross.
- Yeah, just upside down, and then
tie the middle one together, and then around.
Hold it upside down.
Tie it all around the top and then
take the bottom one, tie it together,
And then around your back.
- This just honestly turns your bikini
into a strapless bandeau.
- Like that?
- Yeah.
- (laughs)
- You got, you got to (inaudible)
- Cross it in the front.
- Now you cross it in the front, and then go around.
- This is pornographic. I might as well be naked.
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- In theory, like for me at least,
if I could just pull it up and make it stay,
like that's kind of cute, except it doesn't stay.
And then like my literal nipple is just out, for all to see.
- I just feel like this is the pornographic.
Like this is like for the hoes and the hoes only.
- Because it shows a lot, but it's also not flattering.
- [Mei] Yeah. It shows a lot, in the worst way.
This is not like the cleavage view I want.
- Yeah. I just really feel like
this is giving me constraints.
So comfortability, I give this a zero.
Because even if I'm tanning,
I know my titty or my nipple is going to be out.
- Hard agree. Zero on comfortability, I hate it.
- Yeah, negative a thousand. This is awful.
- Cuteness negative three, for obvious reasons.
- Just negative 4,456.
- Yeah. This is just negative. Just negative.
- So all right guys, let's go in the pool.
- [Ehis] Oh, yours is coming down.
Poolability is a no, because it's already falling off.
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- Yeah, I was super excited about the hacks,
like when we saw them in the TikTok's,
but, none of them worked. Power to the girls
who did it in the TikTok's,
but not applicable in real life.
- I don't wanna sound like
I'm coming from a place of privilege,
but I feel like you can get
most of these things at the thrift store.
I think we're all very different body types.
So it's just really interesting how a lot of these hacks say
their body inclusive, but they only usually fit
that specific person in that specific body type.
For people making hacks going forward,
just be like, this looks great for people like me.
I just think the best part of the day
was spending it with y'all.
- Aww
- And seeing each others (beep) .
- Yes.
- (laughs)
- Bye
- Ciao ciao
- Bye
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