During the Emmys, they spoiled the finale of Game of Thrones,
-and people were mad online. -BAMFORD: Aw.
-Which is ridiculous. -Yeah. -Yeah.
Like, how long are we supposed to keep this secret, you know?
Spoiler alert-- I'm not gonna watch it.
-GRIFFIN: Yeah. -Oh. -Hey.
I-I hate to let these people know
that Bruce Willis was actually dead in, uh, you know.
No. Don't say it.
-Oh. -In 12 Monkeys.
When I see... When people see a movie...
Like, this weekend, I was going to a movie, and the guy go...
I saw it, and I go, "Don't tell me what happens,"
and he goes, "I'm gonna tell you something.
This doesn't gives anything away."
And I go, "It always give everything away."
They can't help it. People have to ruin it.
-They've had months to watch it. -Months.
La Toya Jackson wins. What?
No one even remembers what Game of Thrones is,
but I will tell you that Dinklage... You know, he won--
-the guy in the middle. -GRIFFIN: Yeah.
SPADE: And, uh, he looks cool there.
GRIFFIN: Look, if a straight white male's
gonna win, he's got to have something up.
-You know what I mean? -BAMFORD: Yeah. -SPADE: Yeah.
Yeah. And that is that hairstyle...
-(laughter) -Yeah.
People were saying to me last night, "Hey, good job.
Dinklage won." I go, "What does that mean?"
(laughter)
You mean leading man won? That's good for me?
And he goes, "Just you..." I'm not... That's not...
It's a short joke, to me.
And I go, "It's not exactly the same."
You know what I mean? Like, it's not... Let's be cool.
What, are you Shaquille O'Neal compared to him right now?
-(laughter) -I, one time, saw--
-no, I shouldn't do this-- but I saw... -(laughter)
-No, no. Go ahead. So funny. -It was, like...
it was someone, uh, that was sort of, uh, like, this size,
and then it... but he was with...
-and I was drunk... -So it was Tom Cruise?
(laughter, whooping)
-(applause, cheering) -I wish.
I'm a dead man. I'm dead now.
He was a little person, but I was drunk,
and he was with Mini-Me, the guy from Austin Powers.
-BAMFORD: Oh. -So I thought it was, like, his dad
-and that I was huge, because Mini-Me -(laughter)
was only half... Mini-Me is the size of a baby.
-All right one of the winners from last night -(laughter)
-is on the phone. -That's called a transition.
Yeah. I don't even know what I'm doing.
Uh, from Fleabag.
Uh, we called up a friend of the show Brett Gelman.
He was here last week. Is he on the phone?
-Yeah. Hey. -(laughter)
-Yeah! -(applause, whistling)
Hi, David.
Hey, everybody.
Did you happen to hear all that shit I just said?
(laughs): I did, I did.
It's, uh, it's very problematic.
-(laughter) -No, it's great. It's great.
Brad, I got a few quick questions.
I know you're... not that busy.
-(laughter) -Um, when the show wins,
does everybody get an Emmy?
Do you at least get, like,
a key chain-sized one or something?
Uh, no. No, no, no, no.
No, I held it for a little bit,
and, like, I think I might have stabbed myself,
but other than that, no, I didn't get one.
-Oh, for real? You don't... -Just the show.
Oh, it's the show, but doesn't that mean everybody gets one?
I got it in my heart, I got it in my heart.
-(laughter) -Aw. -Oh.
I guess that's kind of the same.
Yeah, right?
Are you... Did he hang up?
-GELMAN: No, I'm here. -Hey, did you... are you friends
with that girl Phoebe?
-Yeah, of course. -Oh, yeah.
-Yeah. -Okay, can you patch her in?
-Good friends. -(laughter)
Um, no, but, Brett, honestly,
what number are you on the call sheet?
I mean, I don't know, like, five or six, I think.
That's pretty good.
-Yeah. -There's only four people in the cast.
(laughter, applause)
-Now... -Sorry.
-Brett... -I'm a dick. I'm sorry.
in Grown-Ups, I was 12, and there was only five of us.
-(laughter) -I think that was a contract thing.
On Stranger Things, no joke, I think I'm, like, 74.
-(laughter) -Oh, right.
You're on so many shows. You're on Stranger Things
-and what else? -Um, I'm on a show called Mr. Mercedes.
-Oh, yeah. -I'm on this show...
-I'm on this show right now. That's great. -That's right.
-Yeah. -(cheering, applause)
Yeah!
Well, we're obviously screwing around.
Congratulations. It's a big deal.
Fleabag's a huge show. And, uh, thanks for calling in, Brett.
You can screw around. You can screw around.
That's all right. But we'll see you here in a couple of weeks.
-All right. -Congratulations, Brett.
-Thanks, buddy. -All right, thanks, man.