- Welcome back to another episode of
don't buy this really expensive app.
Make sure you guys vote up in the iCard
rather it's a good buy or a bad buy.
Today, we're gonna be checking out a $300 app.
You guys crushed the $200 app video.
We're gonna see how long
we can keep this series going.
So, we're checking out a $300 app,
and this one's really interesting.
So, when I head into the app store,
it's actually called Wheelburn.
This one goes for 300 bucks.
And you guys know I actually checked out
another $300 app.
It's called Perfect Penalty 2012,
and what's crazy is when I go in here
and check out the developer,
her name's Alina Avdeeva.
Hey, how you doing?
She actually made the Perfect Penalty 2012 app.
And a lot of you guys in the comments keep saying
Keaton, you just hack these apps.
You just refund these apps.
As you can see with Perfect Penalty 2012
from Alina Avdeeva,
I didn't actually refund the app.
I still have it.
So, I'm gonna go ahead and download that one.
And now, we're gonna get Wheelburn.
This is a $300 app and before we actually get it,
let's check out to see what we're gonna be getting.
So, it's a car game.
Alright, or so they say.
We got a nice Mercedes Benz right there.
It looks like we're just gonna be driving around.
The pictures look kinda good.
With Perfect Penalty 2012,
the graphics looked like crap
and for 300 bucks you'd expect way better graphics.
Alright, it just seems like it's a car-driving game.
So, right here it's saying the best cars in the world.
I'll let you guys know.
Let me know in the comments if you guys think
these are the best cars in the world.
The most real 3D engine and physics--
What does that even mean?
Perfect Penalty 2012 was a huge letdown.
Full immersion, breathtaking sensations.
Okay.
And, it's got two out of five stars
with a few reviews.
Somehow there's been seven reviews.
No one's actually rated this.
Somehow it's seven ratings,
but no one's left a review.
You guys know at the end of it,
we're gonna have to leave a review,
if it's good, if it's bad.
Let me know in the comments how you guys are feeling.
I'm a little scared.
So, let's go ahead and buy this.
Hit buy.
My fingerprint.
And just like that,
thank God it's not the iPhone 8 where
I gotta use my face,
we just bought a $300 app.
I could've spend this $300 on a lot of Chipotle.
That would've been really delicious.
But here we go.
Here comes the moment of truth.
I got it all downloaded.
It's hanging out to its friend,
the worst app ever, Perfect Penalty 2012.
And Alina if you're watching this video,
I hope you enjoy your $600
and are eating really well.
I hope this app's better than the last.
So, let's open up Wheelburn.
Okay.
We got what looks like an S550,
a Mercedes Benz S550.
I don't know if it's actually an S550.
It doesn't look as big in the rear.
I hope you guys know.
Let me know in the comments if you know
what kind of car this is.
And there's a music symbol right up here.
Okay.
(loud rock music)
Bam.
Yeah. Let's get it.
(loud rock music)
Dude, this drummer is going hard.
I think that's where like the $300 really pays off.
Like, I'm getting a full concert experience
and also looking at a really nice car.
You can't beat it.
So, let's start this thing up
and see if this app is worth it or not.
You guys better let me know.
Alright, gonna hit start.
(slow mellow music)
Whoa. Whoa.
I'm already a failure.
Are you kidding me?
Mom, I didn't know you made this app.
Don't call me that.
They took all the Mercedes Benz.
Oh oh skirt skirt.
So to turn--
It just says I'm a failure that fast.
This app has got an attitude.
Wow.
Alright, so we're on the street.
I don't really know where we're at.
Hang on.
This can't be this difficult.
I think we're supposed to turn
when it says turn.
We're already going--
Oh.
If I make the turn too quick,
we're gonna hit the cars.
I think that's why it's calling me a failure.
I'm definitely never getting called for
The Fast and the Furious.
How?
How am I supposed to make this turn?
Alright, I'm gonna do nothing and see what happens.
Or just tap maybe?
Is there any instructions?
Hang on, before I fail again,
I'm gonna pause, exit.
Is there any--
Oh oh, alright.
We can switch it up to--
I think it's a Mercedes--
No.
Dog, you know your cars.
Come on, Keaton.
What are you doing to yourself?
That's a BMW.
You got another car?
No, we got a red Beamer.
I think that's all the app is deeming me worthy.
I'm not worthy of the Mercedes Benz.
Come on, I spent $300.
Oh, alright.
If you swipe, it gives you a different car.
Okay, we got the Mercedes Benz, the BMW,
still the Mercedes Benz, still the BMW.
Two cars for $300.
I'm just gonna act like I don't care.
Maybe that's how I do it.
What, no.
I thought I was gonna be on the right side.
How is it on the left side?
You gotta be joking me.
Come on. Come on.
You got this.
Oh, okay just tap, just tap, just tap.
- Tap it in. Give it a little tappy.
- Bam.
That is awful graphics.
We're lagging.
Okay, we got three.
Are we going around the block?
Are we just going around the block here?
Yeah, someone's having a block party.
Hit 'em up.
Oh, but no.
No, shut up Keaton.
Alright, I gotta focus.
I gotta get higher than three turns.
Oh five.
Five was the record, not three.
Okay.
Alright.
Bam.
Bam. Gotcha.
I'm about to set a new high score.
Oh, there's no high score.
It just adds on.
Alright, now I feel easy.
This is--
All we're doing is a hundred miles,
kilometers an hour.
Stop talking, Keaton.
I need to stay focused.
It's a nice turn there, man.
That was a great turn.
What does N mean?
I know it's neutral,
but like--
Can we go any faster?
That's some slow stuff.
So, my best time was two minutes and eight seconds.
That is not right.
It took me way longer to even figure out the game.
Like the game literally looks fuzzy.
It looks like it's on one of those old-school TVs.
I'm pretty sure I just paid 300 bucks
to have someone strap a GoPro to a car
and just go around the block.
This isn't even a fun adventure.
Alina, can you give us some new map packs, some DLC?
Just TechSmartt on Call of Duty.
Hit me up on Xbox actually.
I don't know why I said Call of Duty.
I'll roast any of you in Call of Duty.
It's so laggy.
This game isn't even that good.
Stop it. You're a failure.
Give me some positive words of encouragement
like a quote, a inspirational message, something.
I wanna find out what N means.
I think it's nitrous.
Like the audio cuts out too.
Like what is this?
I think we almost hit someone.
That is nitrous.
N means--
No, I went a little too fast.
It figures.
(laughing)
Guys, that's pretty much it for this game.
You hit nitrous, you make some turns,
and you fail a lot.
You only get two cars.
I would've thought we would've gotten
at least three cars.
You know, a car for every hundred dollars spent.
So, in tradition of this series,
we gotta go back to the app store
and leave a review.
I'll go here, write a review
cause I actually bought it.
How many stars are we giving this thing?
I'm thinking, I'm gonna give it one star.
This is the first app I've been really disappointed with.
The hundred-dollar app,
if you guys haven't seen that video,
that was way better.
The $200 app, way better.
So, I'm giving it one star,
and we're gonna write
wasn't feeling
fast or furious
just sad.
Can you do emojis?
I'm gonna give them the crying emoji.
Can I has another car?
As always, go check out the review of the app.
Thanks, set for your feedback.
Are you gonna show it?
Maybe not?
I'm probably the only one that actually bought this game.
On the Google Play store,
my reviews show up.
People need to know my review.
Shout out time.
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Enjoy my money, Alina.
Bye.
We're getting ready to go to the gym.
A lot of people when they go,
they wear a hat, you know.
But, I don't think I've ever seen anyone bring in
a skipper's hat to the gym.
Aye aye, captain.
All aboard the train--
Wait no.
All aboard the ship again.