Don't tell me they're closing the mall early today. I haven't broken a sweat.
Do you desire supperior look?
Do you pray the genetically unobtainable?
Do yo long for others to snipe at you behind your back out of sheer envy?
Yes. Yes! And heck-a yes!
Then the fabulizer is the process for you.
Observe the elevated moisture content eyes with reduced blink intervals for optimum sparkle.
The perfectly arched right eyebrow.
Cusom enginiereed to 45.7 degree angle.
with optional clacked chin.
The ultra-white perma smile. 45 to 15% extra teeth.
The platinum streak that delicately covers one eye for that mysterious peak-a-boo appeal.
And finally, the attention grabbing cheek mole.
Now available in three colors.
and three easy payments of only $90.95
this fabulous look can be yours.
Out of my way. I demand to be fabulized right this instant.
It's all working perfectly. Soon they will all belong to your fabulous nest.
Where am I?
What is this place?
You can't run away.
You will be spies! Spies! Spies!
You are working for me! Working for WOOHP!
Spies! Spies! Spies!
Ugh. What a nightmare. Ugh. Okay.
Your system was infected by the WOOHP virus. Shutdown immediately.
WOOHP virus?!
Wait! There must be some mistake. I live in Beverly Hills, not the Valley!
Not anymore! WOOHP has officialy relocated you.
I'll have a power smoothie with a soy protein boost.
Sorry. Your card's been declined.
Declined? But I just paid my bill. Here try one of these.
But that's impossible, they can't be all maxed out.
Put your hands in the air and step away from the plastic.
This is totally unfair.
Prison stripes are so not matching my shoes.
Double W shaped handcuffs? Now I know who's to blame for this!
Sam? It's Clover. You're never gonna believe what just happened.
Whatever it is, it can't be worse than being attacked by a computer virus.
Yeah?! Try a round of WOOHP tumbleweed wrestling.
That's it. It's time to call back jerky Jerry and give him a piece of our moods.
Hello Clover. So lovely to hear from you.
Hey mister! Save what you're selling for someone who's buying!
Yeah! We know what you and your sneaky organization are up to.
Making our lives miserable so we'll be spies for you!
I have no idea what you're talking about. It's against WOOHP policy to interfere with civilians lives.
Regardless. I'll be happy to help you out of your current situtation, provided you'll help me as well.
I can't believe it! We're being blackmailed by a bald geezer!
That's balding.
And trust me. You won't regret your decision.
Decision? What decision?
Right now it's time to start your official WOOHP training.
You're actually forcing us to be spies?
Exactly what kind of training are we talking about?
Over the next 48 hours you'll be instructed in extreme martial arts.
Hi-tech weapon and equipement use.
And super secret surveillance techniques.
In short, it's going to be challenging, grueling and extremly demanding.
So? What's the upside?
Well. We do get to see Tad in a flight suit.
Speaking of suits.
Here are your spy uniforms, now let's begin, shall we?
Alex?!
I'm okay. Hehe.
Hey girls, I think i see something.
Handbags!
Oh my!
Zut alors!
Wow. This place is amazing!
Time to focus ladies.
I'm going to show you a fool-proof WOOHPkate called blender of death. Observe the five lethal speeds.
Okay. Now you show me a blender of death.
Hey, this is kind of fun!
Bring on the baddies Jer!
And the tropical fruit.
We can't outlast, outfight or outrun this thing! What do we do?!
We outsmart it! Follow me!
Hey grease brat! Over here!
Incoming!
How's our accesory looking now Jer?
Most impressive.
Perhaps you can be spies after all. That is if you're willing to work on the rest of your skills in the field.
Yeah! Consider it done!
Then consider yourselves WOOHP agents. Here are your I.D. cards.
Duty calls.
Well tell her to call back later, we've been up all night.
Sorry, spy missions wait for no one.
Being spy is so cool. I always wanted to take sea cruise.
Me too.
Me three.
Congratulations on your training sucess spies.
It's gonna be a pleasure working with you.
The pleasure is all mine.
Are there any WOOHP rules against interoffice romance Jer?
Now for the mission.
There has been a number of mysterious dissapearances in the greater Los Angeles area.
One of them being rockstar Rob Hearthrob.
Rob Hearthrob?! Well, he's only like me special celeb soulmate.
I getting all miss-tdy just thinking about his songs.
We'll save tho sobbing because you'll be explonring a missing celebrity of a different sort. Peppy Wolfman.