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Caught Red-Handed
- I'll make more.
- Oh, can you put some of that Old Bay stuff on it?
- [Mark] Won't that overpower the flavor
of the popcorn?
- [Joy] So?
Popcorn is a vehicle for salt and stuff anyway.
Hey, maybe we should order real food.
- Okay, so do you not want popcorn?
- What time is it?
- [Mark] 6:32.
- Shit.
Shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
- [Mark] What?
- [Joy] Can you call my phone?
- Yeah, of course.
Yeah, are we okay?
- Yeah, Sasquatch Fest tickets went
on sale like two hours ago and I forgot to call...
Are you calling me?
- Yes, it's ringing.
Hey, maybe we don't freak out about stuff like that.
Wait, is Sasquatch that one where you go camping?
Because I don't own any camping equipment
in, you know, it would be just as much
to rent a hotel room as it would be
to buy the equipment.
I feel if I had a place to shower,
I'd be so much more comfortable.
You are not supposed to find those.
I'm usually so much more careful...
- How long has this been going on?
- I mean, that's hard to say.
- [Joy] Just answer the question.
How long have you been cheating on me?
- Oh, no, I'm not cheating on you.
I see why you would think that.
These are mine.
- No way.
- It's not that funny.
- No, Mark, I mean there's no way I believe you.
- I'm not lying, why would I lie about--
- Because I just caught you cheating on me.
- No, but you didn't because I'm not cheating on you.
- This isn't an episode of Friends.
I'm not going to fall for this crap.
- [Mark] I'm not asking you to fall for anything.
- If I banged some dude and you found his boxers
in my furniture, I wouldn't do this to you.
And I could've banged some dude from work last night
and I didn't because I love you.
- You could've banged some dude,
you love me?
- That's not the point.
If you had come clean, maybe,
maybe we could figure this out
but you won't even be honest about it.
- Because I didn't, Joy, you don't...
What do you want me to say?
Do you want a glass?
I didn't know you were coming over.
Okay, I had them on and I didn't have time to change.
When you were in the bathroom, I just slipped them
off and I hid them in the couch cushions.
- You're a terrible liar.
Free balling?
That proves nothing.
You have no hips.
- They fit.
They're comfortable, I don't know,
I like how they feel.
- How is this even possible?
You only wear boxers, you hate briefs.
- Yeah because of the seam, but look, babe,
these are seamless.
It just, I don't know, it keeps everything
like together, you know, look how neat it is.
Look at it.
- Okay.
- Here, look, come here, come with me, come on.
Sit.
Unroll them.
- Why haven't you said anything?
- Because clearly you were so open to the idea.
- I could be.
What just happened was different.
If you had told me or shown me, I'd...
- I haven't told anybody.
- You could've told me.
- I love you, too.
- Yeah?
- Yeah, I just don't want this to be a deal breaker.
- Well, I know these aren't comfortable.
- It's not just about the comfort, it's like a secret.
And when I go out, you know, I know I have them on
but nobody else does.
- Well, that's really...
- Weird.
- Hot.
- Really?
- Yeah, I'm surprised too, but I don't know.
Seeing you in those pink panties.
- It's underwear.
- They're pink, there's a bow on your crotch.
- I guess.
- [Joy] They're panties.
- Okay, okay.
- They make your ass look amazing.
- Really?
Oh, yeah, you like that?
- Yeah.
Wait, hold on, one second.
Do you have some panty hose that match these?
Like garter belts, maybe some bows?