- So we're about to play this prank called
One Millionth Customer.
Imagine you go to the store, right, and then somebody
skips you in line or asks you nicely to get in front of them
and then when they get to the register--
- Ah, wait, wait. Just watch this. Just watch.
- Hello? Yes, yes, yes. I'm next in line.
- On my way to job interview, so I just need
a little bit of sugar. - Oh yeah.
- You'd think they'd have more registers open or something.
- Excuse me, do you mind if I skip in front of you?
I'm in a rush. Thank you so much.
- Let's switch places.
Thank you. I appreciate that.
You're so sweet. - Okay.
Okay, okay, okay. I'm hurrying.
- Would you mind if I just jump in and buy one thing, man?
Just get right here.
- I'm in such a hurry, do you mind?
Thank you so much. I appreciate it.
- I just have one item, do you mind?
- Thank you so, so, so much.
- Do you mind if I just get this really quick?
Thank you. Thank you.
- Thank you. Thank you so much, ma'am.
Good, good, good. I'm in a hurry.
- Uh...2.17. - Okay.
- [alarms wailing] - Congratulations!
We have the winner here!
Our one millionth customer!
Congratulations, ma'am. You won a big prize.
You are our one millionth customer at Lot-Less Closeouts.
- [crowd cheering]
- $10,000! - What?
- Yeah! - What?
- $10,000!
- $10,000 my friend. - Oh my God.
- No, come on. - MANAGER: Fantastic.
- This is crazy. - MANAGER: Congratulations.
- Thank you, thank you, thank you. That's dope.
- My name is Mike, I'm the manager here.
I just want to thank you for shopping in Lot-Less.
We're so happy to have you.
Our one millionth customer, everybody.
Everybody, give him a round of applause.
One, two, three...
- ALL: Congratulations!
- Ma'am, would you mind taking a photo of us?
- That's a little rude.
You're being a poor sport right now.
- I let him get in front of me. - If you don't mind.
Here we're just gonna shaking hands.
Congratulations. - Let's say money.
Money.
- Thank you so much.
- You asked her.
You asked, they said okay, and you said thank you.
You went in front of her, and she let you go.
- Yes, you did. Thank you so much.
- We won $10,000. You better pay me.
- Do I get half of that? - Hell no.
- Maybe he'll give you half of the Kit-Kat.
- You better stop playing. You'd better share that with me.
- Do you want to share the money with her?
- No.
- That's not nice.
- I let her go ahead of me
because she had to get back to work.
- Is that true? Did she cut?
- Well she asked.
That's actually pretty polite.
You seem upset.
Maybe you can come back in a few years
and we'll back at 2 million. - No.
- Sorry. Congrats.
I'm here every day and I wish it was me.
- Thank you. - God knows you need it.
- Not really. My parents are rich.
- Do you at least want my flowers?
- No, I'm good. Thank you.
- Give her the check.
- Just kidding. [laughing] I can't.
- MANAGER: This is supposed to be yours?
- Yeah.
- Can I interest you in a coupon?
How does it feel?
- Terrible. I feel terrible.
- Oh! I can't imagine what you're going through.
- Well I feel great. - She feels great.
- You not gonna be happy for me? - No. It should have been me.
- Could one of you guys please take a photo of us?
- Ma'am? Why is she mad?
- I don't know why she mad.
- Wow.
- I'm not gonna give you any money, but I will tell you
you're on a new show called "50 Central"
and you just got pranked.
- [laughing]
- Oh, God. You're kidding?
- [crowd cheering]
- And you just got pranked!
- There's a camera right here, there's a camera over there.
- You did so good. You did so good.
- Thank you for being a good sport.
- Oh, I didn't act nice.
- [crowd laughing]
- I'm not gonna give you the money,
but I will tell you that you're on a prank show...
"50 Central" on BET.
You just got pranked.
- You set me up. - I did.
But you came through for me.
- We got him.
- You guys got me too good.
- Very funny. - [laughing]
- "50 Central" ya'll. BET.