There's someone you're obsessed with.
And I mean, like, you're obsessed with him, right?
Yeah, it's a problem.
So it's Roger Federer, right?
Yeah, it is.
Is that who it is?
OK, so you posted-- you just take pictures of him.
No, I don't-- not like a stalker.
Well, it seems like it.
It seems--
Oh!
So you take that.
That's your picture.
Yes.
OK.
Well, see what happened was--
sorry, I'm obsessed with--
Like you're a teenager.
"See, what happened was--"
[LAUGHTER] I could have been in your earlier segment.
I have a job, though.
Yes, you do.
But I'd take one of those gift cards.
That would be good.
Yeah, so I went-- oh, look, now they're showing the Rog.
See, that's me, and that's Rog, right behind.
And if you didn't know that, I wrote it right there.
Yeah.
But anyway, I went-- so I'm obsessed with Roger,
and his agent knows that.
And so when the US Open was in town,
he said, do you want to come sit in Roger's box for a match?
This was at, like, noon for a game that was at 2:00.
I canceled-- I was like, yes.
I'll be there.
I'm there.
And so I brought my husband, which I think
was very giving of me.
We were watching it, and you know,
when you watch tennis on TV, they don't ever
show that shirt change.
So I had never seen it.
Yes, they do.
You see--
They--
Nadal takes his shirt off and changes shirts all the time.
I've never noticed.
I see.
It's only Roger.
Do you know-- have you met him?
No, I'm dying to meet him.
Oh.
I'm like-- it's a problem.
Well?
Don't even!
No, he's not here.
That's not nice!
He's not here.
Is he in this box?
No, he's not.
All right, we're going to take a break, and he's not here.
Roger?
No, he's not here.
No.
No, we asked him, and he said, no, she's too--
[LAUGHTER]
Where does--
The shirt change was life-changing.
It seems like it.
You've never seen your husband change his shirt?
It seems like he takes--
Well, I have.
He does, yes.
Actually, when he changed his shirt,
I slugged my husband so hard, I think he bruised a rib.
And he's like, what?
I said, did you see the shirt change?
And he goes, honey, I'm your husband, not your girlfriend.
Tell someone else.
Exactly.
But I love Roger because he's, you know,
married and nice and sweet and has kids,
and it's not, like, weird or anything.
Yeah.
Well, OK.
All right, so congratulations on this.
You wrote a book.
It's the number one New York Times bestseller list,
and it's The Princess Wears Pants, which I love this title.
What made you want to write this?
Well, I have a little daughter.
She's three now.
And I wrote it with my friend Allie Oppenheim,
and she has a little girl, too.
And we were just sitting down one night for dinner,
drinking wine, and we're like, why are kids-- why are girls
so into this princess thing?
You know, it's like, are they born with it?
Does society put it on them?
Did we do it?
And it's fine.
We love princesses.
That's great.
But we kind of wanted to take it a little further.
So we came up with this idea, princesses wear pants.
So our princess is named Princess Penelope Pineapple,
because we adore alliteration.
And--
And you were drinking wine.
Yeah, exactly.
Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Anyway, so she has dresses and all that stuff, too.
She's a real princess.
But when she really has things to do, she wears her pants.
So the pants are just a way in.
They're just a metaphor.
That's-- I think that's really important,
to send that message.
They don't all have to be princesses
and look a certain way.
That's great.
Yeah.
I was going to call it Princesses Wear Pants: The Matt
Lauer Story, but it didn't fit.
Ah, well.
You can always add that in.
Yeah.
On the sequel, yeah.
We got something for you for your office,
because I think you're going to--
I don't know how big your office is.
But we can put this in your office.
Is it a frog?
No, it's not a frog.
Oh, it's Roger!
Oh, I love it!
Put that in your office.
I will.
All right.
I really will, though.
Yes, I know you will.
Yeah.
Roger's falling on me.
Oh.
That would be horrible.
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