>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY. WELCOME BACK.
MY FIRST GUEST IS AN ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM "ALIAS,"
"JUNO," AND "PEPPERMINT." SHE'S NOW AN EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
AND STAR OF THE NEW SERIES "THE LAST THING HE TOLD ME."
>> IS THAT AVA AGAIN? PRETTY INSISTENT EVEN FOR HIM.
>> MORNING, BAILEY. >> CAN WE GO?
>> I THINK WE SHOULD GET DRESSED FIRST.
>> BAGELS. 5 MINUTES FROM SCHOOL.
FIRST PERIOD DOESN'T START FOR 20.
HOW ABOUT WE START WITH GOOD MORNING.
>> I'LL WAIT OUT FRONT. >> RUNNING IN THE MORNING.
>> WAIT IT OUT. >> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME BACK
TO "THE LATE SHOW," JENNIFER GARNER.
>> ♪ TO BE ON THE ROAD AGAIN ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Stephen: JENNIFER GARNER. >> Jennifer: THANK YOU SO MU
MUCH. [CHEERS AND APLAUSE]
>> Stephen: LOVELY TO SEE YOU. >> Jennifer: SO GOOD TO SEE
YOU. >> Stephen: SO NICE TO HAVE
YOU ON. YOU ARE A VISION TO BEHOLD AND
JUST A DELIGHT TO TALK TO. I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR HELPING
US GET THESE PUPPIES INTO A FOREVER HOME.
>> Jennifer: HOW ARE WE GOING TO SPLIT THEM UP?
>> Stephen: THE PUPPIES? I'LL TAKE THE FIRST SIX AND YOU
WILL TAKE THE SECOND SEX. I KNOW YOU'VE GOT ANIMALS AT
HOME. YOU
HAVE A BIG OPEN HEART. I HAVE A COUPLE PICTURES HERE.
CAN YOU TELL A TO THESE PEOPLE ARE.
WOULD WE HAVE HERE? >> Jennifer: THAT IS BERTIE
THE DOGGY. BERTIE LIKES TO READ.
WE READ KIDS BOOKS. HE IS KIND OF A PICTURE BOOK
KIND OF DOG. >> Stephen: WHAT OTHER ANIMALS
DO YOU HAVE? >> Jennfer: HAVE A CAT NAMED
MOOSE. THERE IS A THEME, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: A DOG NAMED BERTIE, A CAT NAMED MOOSE.
DO YOU HAVE A BIRD NAMED SNAKE? >> Jennifer: WE HAD A BEARDED
DRAGON NAMED SQUID BUT THANK GOD SOMEBODY WANTED TO HAVE THAT
DRAGON MORE THAN WE DID. >> Jennifer: IT SMELLED, THE
CRICKETS GOT EVERYWHERE. IT TURNS OUT I DON'T HAVE A
HEART FOR REPTILES. WARM-BLOODED.
>> Stephen: THIS IS A CERTAIN SLICE OF CHAOS.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? >> Jennifer: MOOSE HAD AN
ACCIDENT. I HAD TO WASH HIM.
>> Stephen: THERE IS NOTHING CATS LOVE MORE THAN BEING HELD
DOWN AND GETTING WET. >> Jennifer: IT HAD TO HAPPEN.
IT WASN'T LIKE, HE WAS BEFOULED. >> Stephen: WHAT IS GOING ON?
>> Jennifer: HE WASN'T HAPPY ABOUT IT.
>> Stephen: DIDN'T USE HIS INDOOR WORDS?
>> Jennifer: DIDN'T USE HIS INDOOR NICE VOICE BUT HE WAS A
PRETTY GOOD SPORT. I JUST HAD TO TAKE IT ON THE
CHIN AND GO FOR IT. >> Stephen: THIS IS FROM YOUR
INSTAGRAM FEED, IS IT NOT? YOU HAVE LIKE 14 MILLION PEOPLE
ON YOUR INSTAGRAM FEED. >> Jennifer: WE ARE
ADVERSARIES IN THIS WAY. >> Stephen: WE ARE.
THEY TOOK AWAY MY WEBBY. >> Jennifer: MANO A MANO.
>> Stephen: IN THE WEBBY AWARDS.
>> Jennifer: I AM GOING TO VOTE FOR YOU.
>> Stephen: I'M GOING TO VOTE FOR ME TOO.
THAT IS SO SWEET. I KNEW YOU BACK IN THE '90s,
MID '90s. JENNIFER COOLIDGE RECENTLY TOLD
REPORTERS SHE ALWAYS WANTED TO PLAY AT DOLPHIN.
THE REASON I SAY I KNEW YOU BACK IN THE '90s IS BECAUSE AFTER
WE KNEW YOU AND YOUR BABYSITTER BRIEFLY YOU WENT TO L.A. AND WE
THOUGHT OH, POOR JEN, WE WILL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN.
YOU ALMOST AUTOMATICALLY BOOKED THIS.
>> Jennifer: THERE WAS -- >> Stephen: YOU POSTED THIS.
>> Jennifer: I JUST RECENTLY POSTED THIS.
IT WAS A SHOW CALLED "THE RETURN TO FANTASY ISLAND" AND I WENT AS
A GUEST STAR JUST AS WE MET AS GUEST STARS ON "SPIN CITY."
I HAD AN ILLUSTRIOUS GUEST STAR CAREER.
I PLAYED A DOLPHIN WHO WAS ALSO A GIRL WHO WAS ALSO A DOLPHIN.
>> Stephen: JENNIFER COOLIDGE WANTS TO PLAY DOLPHIN AND YOU
POSTED THIS. >> Jennifer: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> I'M MICHAEL. WHAT'S YOURS?
>> OH. PEOPLE CAN'T PRONOUNCE IT IN
ENGLISH. JUST CALL ME SALLY.
MICHAEL. MICHAEL.
>> YOUR A DOLPHIN! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Jennifer: THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. I MEAN, I CAN HELP HER OUT.
I COULD GIVE HER SOME TIPS. >> Stephen: WHAT WAS SOME OF
YOUR BACK STORY? >> Jennifer: DO YOU KNOW WHAT
I HAD TO DO, THEY NEEDED ME IN THE NORTH SHORE OF HAWAII AND
THEY PUT ME IN THIS HUGE AQUARIUM WITH A HAMMERHEAD SHARK
AND A TIGER SHARK. >> Stephen: NO WAY.
>> Jennifer: I SWEAR TO YOU. THIS IS WHEN YOU ARE AN
EXPENDABLE YOUNG ACTRESS. I TOOK SCUBA THING AND SAT ON
THE BOTTOM. THEY WILL ROLL CAMERA.
I SAT ON THE BOTTOM OF THE TANK AND I WATCHED BECAUSE I HAD TO
GO THROUGH A TUNNEL AND I DIDN'T WANT TO MEET THE HAMMERHEAD IN
THE TUNNEL AND THEY SAID "THEY HAVE BEEN FED.
YOU'RE FINE." I SAT ON THE BOTTOM AND BREATHED
THROUGH THIS THING AND WHEN THEY HAVE OR HAD GOT TO WHERE I WAS
OKAY I WOULD DO THE TAKING OF THE TOP OF THE TECH I HAD TO
TREAD WATER AT THE TOP OF THE HAMMERHEAD SHARK.
BUT I DID IT. >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A
QUICK BREAK BUT DON'T GO ANYWHERE BECAUSE WE WILL BE
RIGHT BACK WITH MORE JENNIFER GARNER, EVERYBODY.
STICK AROUND.