- High five.
(laughter)
(classical music)
- I'm Monica.
- I'm Jericho.
- We used to date in high school.
- [Interviewer] Were you guys in love?
- Yeah.
- We dated for three years.
- Maybe like four or five months.
- [Interviewer] When did you guys break up?
- Last week.
- [Interviewer] Why did you guys agree to do this?
- This is all his idea, for sure.
- [Interviewer] Do you guys hang out with each other?
- Right now, I live in Hawaii
of course she lives here in Washington.
- [Interviewer] Are you guys seeing anyone right now?
- I'm not.
- I am.
- [Interviewer] Do you guys sleep with each other still?
- (laughs)
Okay, you ready?
Why did we break up?
- Is that for me to answer?
- If I ask you the question, then-
- Stop.
- Why did we break up?
- You think I'm trash, and I think you're stupid.
- I just got too mad at you, I think.
I think I was just mad at men
all of the sexism at school, with your friends
and I felt like you didn't get it.
- I felt like you were trying to focus on yourself
but then at the same time, you kinda forgot about us.
- (laughs) Oh, man.
Rate me in bed, how can I improve?
- I feel like you were above average, does that count?
- Rate me in bed, how can I improve? (laughs)
I'll take a shot with you, to not answer that question.
- Rate me in bed, how can I improve?
- I'll say, a nine.
- Okay.
- What about me?
- An eight.
- An eight, dang that's sad.
- (laughs) Because, you were always tired.
There were times where I felt like
you could last a little longer.
- Were you attracted to any of my friends
while we dated, who?
- Who the fuck, you didn't even bring me around your friends
so like who?
Are we talking about-
- Yes, don't drop names.
- Were you ever attracted to any of my friends?
- Not that I can remember.
- How about my current friends?
- Yeah.
- Cause they're all hot as shit!
- Yeah, they are. (laughs)
- I'm attracted to my current friends.
- What's the most annoying thing about me?
- Oh god, no ability to tell time.
- No, I know I'm late, I just-
- Yeah, so you actively choose to be that disrespectful.
- When did you realize it was over between us?
- When I found out from my friends
that you were bringing some guys around.
- Oh, you mean my current boyfriend. (laughs)
- Yeah.
It was just hard seeing you with someone else.
- Do I ever pop into your head when you're masturbating?
- Yeah.
- What am I doing?
- Sometimes we're having sex
sometimes it's oral
sometimes we're just fooling around.
- Do I ever pop into your head when you're masturbating?
- I don't masturbate, so, no.
- [Interviewer] Why don't you masturbate?
- That's not something I need
and when I do need it, I can get it.
- (scoffs) When you need it, you can get it, like (snaps).
- Do I ever pop into your head when your masturbating?
- I haven't done a lot of it lately, but no.
- (shouts) Wow!
Are you thinking about somebody else?
- Am I a better lover than who your currently with
be honest.
- The last person I was with, yes.
- Am I better in bed than Andre?
- I used to think you were. (laughs)
- (makes a hurt noise)
- I'm sorry (laughs)
- I'm gonna take a drink.
- What a freaking question.
- Can I take a drink for that?
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- If you could erase every memory of me, would you?
Jesus Christ!
- That's dark.
Absolutely not.
- I would erase you
making out with my friend on the dance floor
in front of me.
- To me, if I was at a bar, and looked over
and he was making out with one of my friends
I feel like it's a respect thing
you know who you're going home with.
- It is a respect thing
and that's why respect levels are different.
I respect you enough, not to do it.
- Okay.
- There you go.
- I would trust that it's just a fun thing, you know.
- Your turn. (laughs)
- See, he doesn't like talking about these kinds of things.
- If you could erase every memory of me, would you?
- Hell yeah.
I'm sorry.
I definitely would do that.
- Would you really?
- Within a heartbeat.
- Oh my gosh
you don't see any kind of good in our relationship?
- I would take everything back.
- What would it take for us to get back together?
I hate that question.
(laughs)
- What would it take for us to get back together?
- You would want to, and I would want to
and we would just have to have a conversation.
- I mean, I don't want to get back together.
- Would you want to get back with me?
- Of course I do.
- Whoa, that was fast. (laughs)
- [Interviewer] So, what would it take?
- Honestly, the only thing it would take
is if you moved to Hawaii, and leaving your boyfriend.
- [Interviewer] So, is the ball in her court?
- You could say that.
- Oh, man.
- I dare you to post on Facebook, that we're back together.
- Nobody even knew that we were together.
- Exactly.
I don't use Facebook, so.
- Should I put the kissy emoji?
- I dare you to post on Facebook, that we're back together.
- Yeah, no. (laughs)
- Post it.
- You want me to post it?
- Yeah, post it.
- You know what, this is so uncomfortable.
- You'll take it down, and it will be fine.
No one is going to care.
- My phone is gonna blow up.
- Me and J Talfasaou are engaged
with a ring emoji and a kissy face.
- How many likes do you think we're gonna get?
- Probably a lot.
- [Interviewer] You guys are gonna get phone calls.
- Shit.
- Oh, fuck.
- No, people won't call us.
- Who is that?
- Oh shit, fuck,it's Zoey.
Hello.
- [Woman On phone] Why are you posting on Facebook
that you're engaged?
Is this a joke?
- No, I'm so serious.
I'm deadass.
- [Woman on phone] Oh my god, I have to tell my mom!
What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck.
- Dude, my face is getting so hot right now.
- [Woman on phone] What do you mean
your face is getting hot?
How do you think I feel?
I thought we were gonna be forever alone together.
- Yeah, for sure. (laughs)
Love you, bye.
- Who is that?
- I dare you to kiss me with tongue
take two shots to get out of it.
- I mean, there's some consent involved.
- What?
We can't do this.
We can't do that shit.
- [Interviewer] Why not?
- Because he's dating someone.
- Okay, I respect your boyfriend, so.
- [Interviewer] What if you gus did it with no tongue.
He wouldn't care.
- Just a peck?
- I guess we can do that.
- High five.
(laughter)
- Where do you see us in ten years?
- I don't know, maybe speaking.
- (laughs)
- I don't know where you're gonna be
but I'm gonna be somewhere on a nice beach.
I'll probably have, maybe, one kid.
- [Interviewer] Is it his kid?
- Fuck no.
- I hope you're happy, and have kids
even if it doesn't have to be with me.
I'm hoping that you'll be happy no matter what
in 10 years.
- I just hope that you can find someone
that can love you like you deserve
even though it wasn't me.
I don't know if we'll be friends still, in 10 years.
(crying)
Sorry.
- You started it.
- Do you have any advice for me, as I date new people?
Take a shot. (laughs)
- (laughs)
Be more attentive.
I hate, that I felt like your boyfriend of convenience.
It was pulling teeth, to get you to go on a date with me.
And then, the only time you would hang out with me
as your boyfriend
was like, I'm going out to this event, do you want to come?
I'm not your boyfriend for Instagram, or social media
or for Snapchat, or for convenience.
You have to treat your boyfriend like a boyfriend.
So, there's one.
- Do you still love me, did you ever love me?
- Did I ever love you?
Yeah, I guess. (laughs)
- [Interviewer] Who said it first?
- You did!
You were like, "You don't have to say it back
but I just want to let you know that I love you."
- So, I was drunk.
- It doesn't matter, drunk words speak sober minds.
- Do you still love me?
- Yeah, absolutely.
- Yeah, I love you too.
- Before I saw you here, I thought I was in love with you
but I think that ship has sailed.
- When a ship sails, a ship sails.
You can't stop that.
No matter what the ship sails-
- (laughs) I think we got it, that the ship is sailing.
- Oh my gosh, this is a great time.
I've learned so much.
- Did you have so much fun?
- So much fucking fun.
- To buds.
- High five.
(both laugh)