Well then I have some big news. Our first client is none other than Luke Cutforth,
the vlogger. What? What is happening?
Hello, my name’s Luke Cutforth and today I thought I’d do something a little bit different.
Well actually, last year I already did something
a big different and today I thought I’d talk to you about it.
Which is basically the same thing.
If you’re a member of the British world
then you’ve probably heard of a little thing called CBBC.
If you’re not British then CBBC is basically BBC, you know, who make Doctor Who and Sherlock
and stuff but for children. And they make incredible things like the story
of Tracy Beaker, Prank Patrol Chucklevision, Dick ’n’ Dom in Da Bungalow.
The most iconic shows of all time! And now, in time for 2019, they make a new show.
There’s a new kid on the block, lads!
This new show is called Danny and Mick…
[music]
Between the time that I started being a YouTuber
in 2009 and now, being a YouTuber has become really cool.
And so naturally TV has started reflecting that by having documentaries about YouTubers
and also characters that are YouTubers on TV.
Enter Lukey!
I was cast in this comedy show called Danny and Mick
about these two brothers who work in a leisure centre together
and then one day in episode 3, a YouTuber comes along to promote…
[laughter]
… Luke Cutforth doing another bloody spon is what this episode of the show is about!
And I just wanted to share this with you because it is the single most bizarre thing that has
ever happened to me… ever.
Well then I have some big news.
Our first client is none other than Luke Cutforth, the vlogger.
That’s me!
Right.. but I do have to say… I’m pretty
chill about this now…
I’m still not really chill… BUT
when that first happened, that played on the tele…
this is what happened in my living room.
It’s ME! Hahaha!
What? AH. AH!
[screaming]
I’m on the tele!
Okay I can’t ever explain to you why this is so weird but like.. I’m ME, and so somebody
announcing my name like “Luke Cutforth, the vlogger!”
like that’s exciting news, right?
That’s just me! So why does anyone care?
That’s what is going on in my head, like, why do you care?
“Luke Cutforth, the vlogger!”
Personally I think that’s how I should introduce every single video..
Hello, my name’s:
“Luke Cutforth, the vlogger!”
and today I thought I’d do something a little bit different...
...have a breakdown, little freakout to my audience!
AHHH! What is happening?!
So we just need your signature there Luke!
AH!
It’s like an autograph!
Alright, we’re all set! Great, okay, so… Hey guys so today I’m
here at Pottsfield Leasure Centre’s brand new spa!
I’m just filling in my health and safety forms…
At that bit by the way, I do have to say… I had like 10 messages from people watching
this on TV going: “Oh my gosh you’re left handed, I’m
left handed too, finally I’ve found somebody else who’s left handed”
I’m not left handed, guys! I was holding the camera in my right hand
because of the angles of the set, and the characters and the cameras, and stuff.
Look how good the acting is! I fooled you! Acting.
Acting! ACTING!
May I introduce you to Daniel who’ll be attending to you today-
ACTING! Did you see that acting?
Where can I change into my spa robe?
ACTING!!!!! ACTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It doesn’t say anything about a spa robe! He’s gonna have to do it in his vest and pants!
I gave him the best robe in lost property.
So, here we are!
Best?
Only.
I am now in the VIP Spa Room!
Please, lie down, and relax.
I love his face so much, he’s so good!
Also, here where it says I’m live streaming I was actually filming on my phone and I actually
was live streaming because I wanted…
If the camera caught the screen I wanted it to show the Instagram Live thing, like I was
actually live streaming. I made another account so I didn’t live
stream to my real account, but the first time I live stream I accidentally live-d...
LIVE-D?
I accidentally live streamed to my actual account
For like, five seconds? And I got so many tweets like:
“Why are you in a unicorn onesie, what the hell’s going on?”
so… now you have an explanation if you saw that. I’m sorry!
Don’t want my followers to miss the good stuff! Hey guys so.. here we go...
I have to say, I am uncomfortably good at acting like I’m YouTube Luke so maybe you
should be concerned… maybe this whole thing is not real,
It's all an act…
Hey guys so today, I thought I’d just make
a random video and do something a little bit different!
See? YouTube Luke. Acting. It’s all fake. I work for the Disney Corporation.
I’m ready for my massage now guys? Err… Yes. The authentic Swedish Sweed massage
by our authentic Sweedish massage therapist,
Thor.
I can’t wait to meet him! Keep relaxing!
Ahhh! Okay, this is the bit that I find really weird.
So, It’s not like I didn’t read the script. I absolutely did read the script.
But for some reason it didn’t click in my mind that I would be like…
topless on national television. That’s what’s going on there.
And so across the country there’ll be broadcast towers
and for that moment they’re broadcasting naked Luke Cutforth
in radio waves across the United Kingdom
That is just so weird! What? WHAT IS HAPPENING?
Hello, Thor! How was your flight?
Oh, ya! Was long flight. Sweden is million miles away.
Where in Sweden are you from, Thor?
Behind…
The…
Post office?
Is it wrong that I’m loving this so much?
The authentic Swedish Massage.
[music]
Ooh!
Oh yes, look at that muscly back that I’ve got going on there.
Nice closeup of my muscly back, thank you BBC.
I also love that someone, somewhere, at the BBC has like…
because obviously when you film things you don’t film everything in the right order
someone has a two minute clip of me going…
ahhhh.
yeah! like, reacting to this massage.
Oohh. Aah!
Oh dear!
Oh, what happened in there? I should have known you would mess this up!
Oh my goodness, I am so….
Proud? You should be! Such an incredible spa
experience, I am one happy unicorn! Big thumbs up for unicorns guys!
Unicorns are hot.
It’s because they live on the sun!
Ironic Christmas theme, classy whale song, bonafide Swedish swapsy elbow massage!
Hundo-P! See you next time guys.
Boop! See you next time guys.
I’m not washing that yaks flower stuff off for ages. It’s so pungent!
Did you see that slip? I know, right? Acting. I got so many tweets and I got a message from
my cousin Bethany being like… “that slip at the end… was a good slip!”
Professional slapstick acting. Well done, Lukey.
And at the end of the show I get a nice little credit.
Luke Cutforth, as himself.
As I always hope to be.
Is that too deep? I don’t know.
So I don’t know what the takeaway from this is
I just wanted to share this because it was such a ridiculously cool thing that I
get to do as part of you guys enjoying my existence on the internet.
I just get to experience really cool things and I like sharing that with you guys because it's fun.
So thanks for watching my existence on the internet.
If you want to watch the entire episode it’s available on iPlayer for like.. a while?
It will go eventually. But it’s episode three of Danny and Mick, I’ll leave a link
in the description down below so you can watch my acting debut!
I’ll see you guys next week for another incredible video, probably not as incredible
as this one! It’s gonna be difficult for me to one-up this!
Other than when I go… “Hey guys, my film’s done?”
VERY SOON!
This has been “Luke Cutforth, the vlogger!”,
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See you next time guys!