NARRATOR: Welcome to TOTALLY TRUE DOCUMENTARY.
Today, we're following one of the rising stars in the music industry,
and take a peek into what it takes to be a successful musical artist in 2018.
[Music]
CAMERA MAN: Uh... yeah, his heartbeat stopped again.
[Footsteps]
YOUNG ISIS: Move out the way! I'm a trained medical professional!
YOUNG ISIS: You ain't dying on me again!
YOUNG ISIS: SKRRT!
[Loud booming sound]
LIL TOE: And then I was like, back it up girl...
LIL TOE: Woah...
LIL TOE: I was just talking up there, and now I'm down here...
LIL TOE: Dude...
LIL TOE: My drugs made me teleport!
LIL TOE AND YOUNG ISIS: [Random Noises]
NARRATOR: Lil Toe is the newest sensation in the music world,
with his last five songs all reaching number one in America.
His newest hit, "Fendi Booty" is already exploding online.
Lil Toe!
CAMERA MAN: Why do you think your music resonates with so many people?
LIL TOE: I don't know
CAMERA MAN: Is there a message you're trying to get across with a song like "Fendi Booty?"
LIL TOE: Um, I don't know.
CAMERA MAN: Well, can you at least tell us how you come up with your songs?
LIL TOE: I mean it's it's real complicated, but I could try.
CAMERA MAN: So... you can tell us.
LIL TOE: Yeah
LIL TOE: So first, I'll go to my recording studio,
where my boy Young Isis got a dope track for me.
LIL TOE: I get my lyrics from three things that make my pee pee hard:
girls, drugs, and luxury items.
LIL TOE: Yo, yo, yo! What kind of watch is that?
YOUNG ISIS: This?
LIL TOE: Yeah!
YOUNG ISIS: Timex.
LIL TOE: Oh, that sounds expensive as hell.
LIL TOE: Oh. Oh dude. I just got my something.
LIL TOE: Get it, get it, get it, get it.
YOUNG ISIS: Oh, okay man, I got a track!
LIL TOE: Aight, here we go, here we go!
Timex on my wrist, what , money on my fist, skrrt, time I sell my wrist text I don't get shit no
Timex, Timex, Timex, Timex, Timex, Timex, Timex, Timex alright alright cut the track cut the track
Alright, alright so just take what I recorded and then loop that until it's three minutes long, and then I think we got a banger dude
And he was right that new song Timex is sitting at 42 million plays on Spotify after just two days
Are you on drugs right now? Yeah, man? I'm on that Tootsie
Tootsie is just where you eat tootsie rolls for six weeks straight
Puts your body in this survival mode makes a brain. Hella dumb
And that's important to your creative process
Yeah, hinders your ability to speak words
You know a lot of my music. I just mumble through everything so you can't really hear what I'm saying
You know a lot of people think I'm mumbling cuz I got swag
But it's really just some people can't hear when I'm rapping about this song Dolce and Gabbana ass is a perfect example of this
Yeah, we back for another banger
So what's next for you?
Ah man, I'm working on the greatest song of my career. I'm gonna rap about supreme, but five hours
Straight ESKETITTTT
Supreme supreme supreme supreme supreme supreme supreme supreme supreme supreme supreme supreme supreme supreme
Supreme supreme supreme supreme supreme supreme supreme supreme supreme supreme supreme supreme supreme supreme supreme supreme
supreme supreme supreme supreme
esketit?
Congratulations. My man you created a legendary rap song now to rap God's awaits you ya.
Haa, shit, what up Snoop Dogg?
No, I'm Tupac, fool!
Snoop Dogg's still alive.
Word
Ah just hurry your goofy ass up and come with me
aiight.
esketit, esketit, esketit, esketit.
Wanna make your documentary about me now?
Your name is Young Isis, no.
Aight.
While Lil Toe was never seen again, his five hour long song 'Supreme' went on to be the number one song in America for
57 weeks straight, and it was also adapted into an Oscar winning movie. Young Isis went on to pursue a solo career
but was killed in a drone strike three weeks later.
join us next week on Totally True Documentary when we'll drop a sex worker and
400 rescue dogs into the Amazon jungle to see who reign supreme
Supreme supreme supreme supr- sorry just stuck in my head supreme supreme supreme supreme
It's just- it's just really catchy y'know!
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