Hey, you can say good evening you speak English
It's my night come on hey, I say something no
What what why not it's fantastic come on its present see dirge yes
No no listen in English see
Spanish we can say okay
Hey Wendy listen to me you think I am stupid yes
*inaudible laughing*
This is brilliant! I want one
So well you don't want to speak anymore no okay, and now oh yes, I want
You know you know how to sing know, what yes
Where we listen to you meow
It's bow-wow and you understand
Music plays we're gonna sing something for you all right. Okay, don't look at me look at the audience when Excel feelings come on
Nothing
Trying to forget
Hard together, okay, please come on you see it's pretty than good talent. Okay. Go get that feeling
Be
Sorry that nervous
Who are you? I'm Phil W. Greene? I'm 21, and I'm going to be doing comedy impressions
Bella do you this full-time
No, I don't know. What do you do?
I work at body shop at the moment as a customer consultant, but your dream is to be a big
Yes, I'd love to be on stage
Did you bring anyone with you sir yeah, my friend Christy. She work a body shop she did, but she's recently left
Why because she found a better job?
Where she now works and at Barrett's
I hope he's good after all of this okay. Well Phillip. You've got roughly two minutes. Let's do it, okay?
Hello I'm Danny pastor day
And today
We're going to be help working out so everyone put your hands out in front of you spread your legs and do some squats
Miami baby, Oh Martin Fowler sofa, is there I don't quite wimpy power winching
You know I'm gonna meet her hello, oh
My god, I mean oh
My goodness have you seen the bacteria and here is awful. Oh?
Me
I
Met this girl
She's just great this girl. I just adore
The problem is
She has much more than I had bargained for
She's got that style
She's got that smile. She's got the walk
She's got the tuck
She's got that zing. There's just one thing she's got a penis
That was what to wear
That girlish great sweet it's got pizzazz too bad. She has a penis
It's always some failure small with some flaw ain't that what they call
Murphy's Law but male genitalia, that's where I draw the line
Besides hers is bigger than mine
My life's a mess cuz under that dress she's got a P and I
This is the story about love when a guy eats a girl in a bar he see the girl
Only wants to say it's a great big hello
She looked lovely the dress that night she was wearing words
She wasn't looking at it, so he showed her his best dance mouth
Wanna drink what you want
Fair enough
Looks the guy in says, I'm sorry I've got a lot of toilets. Don't go he says please don't go
The game comes back
Says hey when I come back to my place for a coffee the guy says hey
We got the girl and now they've been together for 45 years
Is that fairy tale table
This is my good friend
Pissarro, it's a Brazilian word
It means bird bird bird bird
They call me third
bird third mutant
Look at her miss miss French see
The Vixen of diddly
It's actually Vicar of Dibley you'd pray for what you want all three four diamonds
That's funny who the hell is that that's Kyle
He's ugly, that's enough you don't
That was a matter of time
You don't tell him he's ugly huh you don't do that
Apologize telling you sorry. I'm sorry you're ugly no
I apologize Carl. I'm sorry. I love you in this French
Talk to her properly engage her in conversation
How old are you no no?
You don't ask a lady her age
What year you dawn, no I?
Love you I know you love it stop saying it I
Love you
All right, that's enough that's enough I gonna sing to her
It's no song. We're not doing as long hit the music
and die
I will always love sure
Yes always