This is the Cagle exercise.
I've been doing them. I was gonna say I've been cagling since we sat down, son.
So just fill in the blank. Leslie, I'll start with you for this one
Close friends describe me as: loud and wrong.
Yes, exactly. The only two words that could be used
Kate? Covered in cat hair and um, soft, soft.
In persona and my voice is soft.
The word people say to me most often is "what?"
Only I know that I am: a wonderful cook of paella.
Scared of the dark.
My last meal would be what?
And I would eat it with whom?
Okay I would have Popeyes biscuits,
I would have uh, ramen,
Silk yogurt with blueberries and granola...
I would be sick before I died.
Yeah, that's how you would die. You could make your last meal today.
Just eat all that.
Kate? I would, I would join Leslie for all the stuff she wanted to eat. Because she would be just so enthusiastic and it would be a nice way to go out.
She had me at biscuits.
It may be heresy, but blank is overrated.
First of all, what the hell is heresy? The *bleep* is heresy?
A sin against God, or the church. A sin against God? Is that what heresy is?
Well a sin against the church. A sin against the church, that's heresy?
A violation, a violation of church law. Why would you even put that in one word?
White people, oh my god.
Let me rephrase that: blank is overrated.
I'll tell you what's underrated: leg hair. We should just...why-why are we getting rid of the stuff?
I never shave my legs. I never shave my legs. But that's because I'm black and you can't see it.
I think I'm really good at...
Accent. Oh I'm good at gifts! Yeah oh god you're good at gifts. I'm good at gifts. Oh!
I bought you a phone case. Yeah, thank you.
I dropped my phone in the toilet, she got me a case two seconds later.
I think I'm really bad at...
Staying calm, uh I'm so bad at that.
I'm bad at getting angry and getting riled up.
As she'll attest. We're like opposites.
I need more of that and she needs more of mine. I need a lot more.
I feel sexiest when I am...
Naked, watching Game of Thrones.
Strolling down the sidewalk in my fashion sweats.
I wouldn't be caught dead in a...
Ferris wheel. I said no to those a long time ago and I'm sticking to...
That's the thing that goes around? Oh yeah I wouldn't have gone on that, yeah I wouldn't be caught dead on that.
I start every day by doing
Are we being honest? Okay. I smoke a joint, man.
Was I not supposed to say that? You can say it, people know; I think people know.
The cat's out of the bag on that.
People know right? Okay good good. You've said it a few times. Smoke a joint.
Mouthwash.
Oh I love you for that, I love you for that.
I could talk about blank, for hours on end.
I literally can talk for hours about Game of Thrones.
Like literally, break it down.
For me it's the Bachelorette.
You know what makes me mad about the Bachelorette? What?
It's that you know that chick could get a man. Get me a date. That's a *bleep* show.
You know that's a show right? I would watch that show.
Can you imagine? Oh, that would be so hilarious.
Are you not seeing anybody right now? No I'm not, sir. Thanks, Mr. Cagle.
As a child, I dreamed of becoming...
Ooh, I always thought I was gonna be a CEO or something.
I wanted to restore frescos. Ship's sailed on that.
What's frescos? You know, the Sistine Chapel ceiling.
You are such a beautiful nerd. Yeah, you too.
I can sum up my life with this bumper sticker.
Shit happens.
That's funny. That's the best. Yeah.
Gone fishin'
Bitch I love you.