It's what the Japanese call unagi.
Isn't that a kind of sushi?
- No, it's a concept. - Yeah, it is, it is.
It's freshwater eel.
Alright, maybe it means that too.
Oh, I would kill for a salmon skin roll right now.
You know, fine, get attacked. I don't even care.
Come on, Ross, we're sorry. Please tell us what it is.
Unagi is a state
of total awareness...okay?
Only by achieving true unagi
can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you.
You mean, in case someone's trying to
steal your bamboo sleeping mat
or your kettle of fish?
[laughing sarcastically]
All I'm saying is, it's one thing being prepared
for an attack against, like, each other.
Whole another story being prepared for an attack
I don't know, like, a surprise!
Alright, you knew that was coming
but that doesn't mean you have unagi.
Ooh, you know what?
If we made reservations, we could have
unagi in about a half-hour.
You know what..
- Hey, hey, is Monica here? - No.
- 'No.' - Okay, look, I need your help.
I don't know what to get for Valentine's Day.
Well, Valentine's Day was two weeks ago
so I wouldn't get her a calendar.
She was working on Valentine's Day
so we're celebrating it tonight.
Oh, oh, hey!
Why don't you book a day for both of you
at one of those romantic spas?
Oh, Joey, that's actually a really good idea.
Yeah, and of course, crotchless panties.
Well, as appealing as that does sound to her boyfriend..
...and her brother..
...I can't do that.
We promised we'd make
each other gifts this year.
- Oh, I love that. - You guys!
You can't make crotchless panties? You take..
You take a pair of scissors and you just cut--
Okay, okay, okay..
So, making things, that sounds so much fun.
Yeah, I thought so too until I papier mached
one of my eyes shut.
I love papier mache! What did you make?
I made a flar-lar-lar, I just..
- What is that? - Nothing!
Oh.
So, what are you gonna do?
Well, have you guys made anything
that maybe I could take credit for?
Ooh, I have, I have! Um..
I've started making these little sock bunnies!
Oh, for cryin' out loud. Look.
Hey, wait a minute. That is my sock.
Now, it's your little bunny friend.
[laughing]
[instrumental music]
Okay.
This, this actually is a fla-flud-fla-fla.
- Hey. - Hey, honey.
Can I ask you a question about the Valentine's Day gifts?
Oh, yeah.
Do we have to make the entire thing?
Yes. Why? Did you, did you forget to make yours?
Of course, of course not.
[laughing]
I just have to, uh, go over to the place
where I, I made it and-and pick-pick it up.
- Okay. - Okay. I can't wait.
This is gonna be the best Valentine's Day ever!
[laughs nervously]
I can't believe it! Make the presents!
- Make the presents! - What?
I'm just so excited to make the presents!
[laughs nervously]
Shoot!