(suspenseful music)
- Alright, we're gonna just set you down.
I'm just gonna give you a little bit of privacy here.
I'll be right over here Patty.
Okay, don't fall over.
I can see her little butt twitchin'.
Nobody talk.
This is the moment we've all been waiting for.
Oh, she's doing her move.
She's falling backwards.
- [Cameraman] That's a poo tumble.
(upbeat music)
- Okay, what's going on guys?
So I'm here today at Kids Saving the Rainforest
with Dani.
Dani is a sloth mom.
Look you even have an outfit that matches a sloth,
which is pretty cool.
Did you do that intentionally
or is it just coincidental today?
- It must be subconscious.
- Okay, and who are we looking at here?
- This is Patty.
- Patty.
And Patty is a two-toed sloth, right?
- [Dani] That's right.
- She's cute. Good evening.
And we're out here for a very specific purpose today
aren't we?
What are we doing with Patty?
- Well it's time for Patty's daily poop.
- Oh, a daily poop.
- [Cameraman] Everybody does it.
- [Coyote] Yeah, everybody poops. I've pooped twice today.
Oh, I see it on your face.
You got a big steamer in there don't ya?
Alright, so how do we go about pooping a sloth?
- Okay, well we want to put her down in the grass,
so she can make contact with her butt with the grass
so she can feel that underneath her.
- Right. Okay. Okay.
- And then she's gonna do a little dance.
- Oh? A pre poop dance?
The poo shuffle?
- She's gonna twerk a little bit and then she's
gonna let it go.
So you just want to make sure she stays balanced
on that penguin, 'cause it's sort of replacing
the tree trunk.
- So is she gonna poop off the back of the penguin?
- Yes.
- Oh great.
- [Cameraman] Oh she stays on the penguin while she poops?
- Yes, it's sort of like holding on to a tree.
So she's holding on to this surrogate mom instead.
- [Cameraman] Wow, okay.
- [Coyote] You know, every once in awhile,
you need a little comfort when you poop.
I hold a stuffed animal when I poop.
Alright, we're gonna just set you down.
And you said, just kinda spread her legs out a little bit,
right?
- [Dani] Mmmmm.
- [Coyote] Okay, there you go.
I'm just gonna give you a little privacy here.
I'll be right over here Patty.
Okay don't fall over.
(melodramatic music)
And this is the part where we sit and wait.
Oh she's doing her move.
She's falling backwards.
- [Cameraman] That's a poo tumble.
- [Dani] Yeah, sometimes they need a little stabilizer.
- A little stabilizer?
- [Dani] Just like a little hand on the back.
Oh she's getting ready to...
- Oh boy, look at that move.
You're right, she's kinda doing a little butt shake.
- [Dani] A little mini twerk.
She's like, you're making me wait.
- Wait for it. I can see her little butt twitchin'.
Nobody talk. This is the moment we've all been waiting for.
- [Cameraman] She's concentrating.
- [Coyote] Oh my goodness, look at that big poop.
Look at this.
There it is.
That is one gross looking poop Patty,
but good job, you got it all out little buddy.
- [Cameraman] She did so good.
- You did so good.
Alright, well I think that's about it.
I'm gonna pick you up and hand you back to Dani.
Here's your sloth.
She had a nice successful poop.
- [Cameraman] Let's take a look at that. Where it is?
- [Coyote] That is sloth poop right there.
- [Cameraman] Don't touch it.
- [Coyote] I'm gonna try not to.
- [Cameraman] That is not what it's supposed to look like,
Dani just said.
- [Coyote] Yeah, so Dani, what do we think?
Do you think she's got a little bellyache or something
like that?
- [Dani] Yeah, definitely some digestive issue happening.
- Okay, so and that's something you guys research
and take note of when it comes
to the rehabilitation process, right?
- [Dani] Yes, we do.
- Okay, gotcha.
Alright well, it looks like we're pretty much
done here then.
- [Cameraman] Hold on, does it smell?
- [Coyote] Does it smell?
Of course it smells.
- [Cameraman] Get down there close.
- Yeah, it's like decomposing plant matter,
for the most part.
- [Cameraman] Alright, well.
- Okay, that was pretty successful right?
- [Cameraman] Yeah.
- We learned something there.
That's how a sloth poops.
- [Cameraman] One more thing.
- [Coyote] What's that?
- You have one more job to do.
- [Coyote] Oh, poop bag, right?
- [Cameraman] Nope, that's a poop glove.
- [Coyote] Oh that's a glove.
- [Cameraman] We have to collect the poop.
- Dani's gotta do this right?
- [Cameraman] No, you're gonna do it.
- Oh I'm doing this today?
- [Cameraman] You pooped a sloth, you collect the poop.
- Yeah, alright. Oh boy.
This doesn't feel like a very good glove.
Are you sure, oh boy.
Okay, oy. Ugh.
- [Cameraman] Don't lose any. We need all that.
- [Coyote] Yeah, I got some little nuggets
and a little bit of squirt there, okay.
Oh you got a a plastic bag.
You want me to put the glove in there, too?
Or just topple those poos in.
- [Dani] Just topple it in.
- Awww, that was worse than it coming
out of a sloth's booty.
(laughter)
Oh no, don't get it on my hand.
Okay, well what do you want me to do,
put this in my pocket or your pocket or?
- [Cameraman] No, you're taking it to the vet.
- I'm taking it to the vet.
Alright, well, then in that case I'll just put this
in my pocket here.
Don't want to confuse that with my snacks.
Alright, well, this was pretty cool.
Dani, thank you so much for letting me poop Patty.
Patty, thank you for the wonderful turd delight
in my pocket.
I hope that your tummy feels better.
And Dani, thank you so much for that unforgettable
experience, I guess.
I'm Coyote Peterson, be brave, stay wild,
we'll see you on the next location.
Alright, let's get this poop down to the lab.
- Dani to the clinic.
Coyote Peterson's on the way with the special delivery.
- Hello?
Well, it looks like nobody's here.
Okay, well, here you go.
I'm just gonna leave a message.
If you thought this pooping sloth was cute,
make sure to go back and watch my encounter
with B-Rad, the adorable baby three-toed sloth.
And don't forget, subscribe, so you can enjoy
me and the crew on our next location.
(coyote howling)