The following trailer is rated H for honest
In a world where video games are getting bigger and longer
Serving up giant open worlds with hundreds of hours of contents or brutal online gauntlets. You need to treat like a second job to survive
Get ready to discover a franchise that finally respects your time like give you games that are literally 5 seconds long
WarioWare
Immerse herself in the garlic scented universe of Wario a bizarro world version of Mario who loves nothing more than gold
Motorcycles and ripping huge parts as he devises yet another dastardly plan to con everyone
He meets out of their hard-earned moolah so he can sit in a pile of coins and cackle like an insane Sicilian dragon
Then watches the game abandons the frame story entirely to introduce a bunch of wacky side characters that are weird even by Nintendo standards
For short vignettes that are used to justify gameplay that is literally nothing to do with what's happening in the story in
A video game experience that could only be designed by people doing some extremely Japanese LSD
Dude, have you ever noticed how like?
Totally. Kawaii your hands are whoa
Discover a franchise that answers the question video games have always been afraid to ask
what if minigame collections didn't suck an entire but as
Wario Ware delivers highly directed bursts of dopamine straight to those hungry receptors with its patented micro games
Extremely simple task you're given a handful of seconds to perform where the challenge is lest the game itself and more figuring out
What is happening quickly enough to pick the cartoon nose or whatever as you act out the video game equivalent of a lab rat pressing?
A button to get a food pellet. It's almost depressing when you really think about it who stabbed classic Nintendo micro games
get ready to take full advantage of Nintendo's bizarre Hardware decisions as
Wario Ware tosses you tons of tricky tasks that will have you using styluses tilt sensors motion controls and
Microphones to complete objectives that are at once immediately understandable and deeply deep weird
Which is definitely a good thing because if this thing wasn't absolutely using with style
It would basically just be an extended full price tech demo
Shout outs everyone who spent $60 on one to switch. I feel your pain
Peel back the layers on the clove of garlic that is warioware and uncover the many extra modes that lie beneath
From extra challenges that will push your micro game mastery to the limit
two multiplayer modes that up the ante by letting you mess with your friends while you beat them at the game you own and they
Don't then unlock the many extras collectibles and toys hidden in each version
featuring alarm clocks that make you beat micro games before you can turn them off or a
3ds that you can play on your 3ds in a video game
That's clearly just a dumping ground for every wacky idea. Nintendo has ever had but they had no idea where to put oh
About trying to smell a fart, huh? Throw it in Mario
I guess also you're fired and Security's gonna rough you up on the way out
So tap those styli and get ready to walk. Oh ha
For a product so weird. It's mind-blowing that they made eight of them because for all the Wario's polish and swagger
It's still us not together pile of goofy bullet and maybe sometimes that's all we really need
Starring this goes to you momona mo problems CatDog
Nintendo's
space channel 5
Dr. Wily Oh
ninja babies
Devil, Tarija
Dragon dubs
penny gadget
toki Tori
and Danny to video
ADHD where
Man you thought not putting all the way G and smash was a snub
He's never even been in a Wario game and wonder he turned to a life of crime
Comment below on what you want me to read in my epic boys. It's cold outside
No kind of atmosphere. I am the weeaboo
God doesn't love you, but we love you. Let me kiss you. Am I ever gonna get my comment read?
Give me that scar