- Now, it's a little smaller than it should be for my frame,
but I think I'm really starting
to catch some definition on my bicep.
- Where is it?
- It's on my arm.
- Hey, do you guys smell something?
Oh my God!
The office daycare is on fire again.
- What are you waiting for?
Help us!
- We gotta do something!
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, look.
- The kids are saving themselves.
- What?
- Look, the little toddler in the blue overalls,
he's pulling that little girl out
who's trapped under a beam.
- Yes!
- This is so inspiring.
- Okay, whatever, still call 911.
- There's no need, it looks like they've got this.
Now do we know if they have a hashtag.
- This gives me so much hope for the future.
- [Tall Guy] Same.
- Look, that little girl is corralling all of her friends
into the least smoked-filled corner of the room.
- And this adorable little guy is trying
to smother the flames with his blanky.
- Aww... - Aww...
You know, I think we're gonna be okay.
- Of course, you're gonna be okay.
- I meant humanity.
- Wow, yeah.
- Yeah, wow.
- I'm gonna do something.
(children screaming)
(coughing)
- [Child] Mommy, help us!
- The door was collapsed!
We gotta grab the ax from the fire kit.
- Look at you going above and beyond.
- Not above and beyond, bare minimum.
You two should also be helping.
- But what can I, as one person, even do here?
- Mmhmm, yeah, we'd be drops in a bucket.
- That is a perfect analogy for what's going on right now.
If we don't have enough drops in the bucket,
we can't put the fire out.
- [Children] Help us! (screaming)
- The babies are beautiful, fierce, savage queens, okay?
They don't need our help.
Aww, look at that little girl squeezing
her juicebox onto the flames.
That is so selfless.
- And this little guy wrapped a teddy bear
around his fist so he could punch out a window
and wave for help.
- Oh dear God.
- Oh come on Raphael,
aren't you the least a little inspired
by everything these kids have managed to accomplish?
- Truly incredible.
- They shouldn't have to accomplish anything.
We could have made it so they didn't have to,
and give me my ax back.
- You don't think this is inspiring, Raph?
This doesn't bring you hope for the future?
- Look at everything they've done,
in the middle of a fire no less.
- It is inspiring, and we also should be helping.
- Honestly, I'm gonna let these kids teach me
a thing or two.
- Mmm, these kids are gonna save us.
- You don't need saving.
- These kids are going to show us the way.
- You know the way.
- If only I had the strength to do
what they're doing when I was their age.
- You can do it right now.
(crashing and breaking)
- Ohh.
- Wow.
That's what you get for getting your hopes up.
- Nothing ever changes.
- Because you two didn't help!
- Hey, that's not fair!
- Yeah, if I'd been in that daycare,
I'd have put the fire out with my bare hands.
- And if someone had told me to help, I would've helped.
- I (sigh).
(coughing)
(sparking)
- Hey, you little tikes made it!
- Way to go!
- Could we make sure that daycare
doesn't catch on fire anymore?
- Aww, sounds like this little guy hates freedom.
- Who paid this child to say that?
- Hi, I'm Raphael from College Humor.
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