What are you doing? I'm sketching.
And where are you sketching?
In the living room. No, in my bedroom.
And I didn't say anything to you, Brooke,
when you so arrogantly claimed the bed without asking me,
but you can't just waltz into my room and turn it into a damn art fair.
Gary, I've only taken up a little bit of space, so...
I don't care if you only took an inch.
There might not be a door here, but this is my domain. Okay?
I don't go into your bedroom and set up a goddamn sawhorse.
Well, then what the hell is that pool table doing in the dining room?
Because that's a common area. And that's where this belongs.
Not in my room. Hey, what are you doing?
It belongs in another common area. Gary.
People want to come home and they want to relax in their room.
Gary, it is 2:00 in the morning!
Don't you drop my things. I don't know what to tell you, kid.
This is how I am when I'm single.
My hours start to get pretty strange.
Might be time for you to think about moving out.
Why would I... No, I'm not moving anywhere.
Gary, just please turn the volume down.
Yeah, but I don't tell you what the hell to do in your room.
You can doodle. You can dance.
You can bake a goddamn gingerbread house.
I don't give a shit.
But in my room, I want to relax and watch my highlights
in complete surround-sound experience.
What the hell are you doing? You're not even gonna watch it!
Don't tell me what I am or aren't not doing.
Oh, what you are not, not doing?
Go learn some English. Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't have a grandfather on the board of some fancy college.
Key word being "was.' ' Did he touch the Filipino exchange student?
Did he not touch the exchange student?
I don't know, Brooke. I wasn't there. Okay.
No, don't start with the family stuff.
Like your family's so perfect? Your brother's a pervert!
Don't talk to me about the sexual habits of family members.
What about your sister?
My sister's been through a lot. Of dick.
There are some problems, Gary, but can we please just leave it...
Problems? She slept with the entire Arizona Cardinals offensive line.
That's not problems. That's she's the problem!
She was on vacation! She was on vacation.
Don't even get me started, by the way, on your brother.
If I have to hear that guy sing just one more time,
I'd hang myself with wax dental floss.
Could the guy just come out of the closet, please?
Richard is not gay.
Okay, lassie, I want you to listen to me and listen good.
I'm not saying he won't get married.
I'm not saying he won't even have kids.
But then one day his wife will come home,
and then she'll find him with a guy named Majulio,
wearing leather helmets and clubbing each other to Yanni's greatest hits.
Yeah. Right. Whatever. You're an infant.
Yeah, I'm an infant.
Go enjoy your room, Brooke, 'cause I'm gonna enjoy mine!
Okay. You know what?
I might enjoy some pay-per-view options tonight.
It's gonna be a long one, sweetheart,
and I got nothing to do manana but sleep in.