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For this list will be analyzing weird story developments
Nonsensical character arcs and generally unrealistic things that probably wouldn't happen in the real world
We'll also be sticking more to the silly internal logic of the show rather than glaring plot holes
So it's decided Saturday you move out of pucks house and you move in with me. I
Already talked to my mom about it
My brother went off to college in the appendix juror
number 10
the New Directions lack of respect
Glee was a successful show and as such we came to expect genuinely great production values worthy of their high budget
After all we wouldn't want to watch a musical with mediocre amateurish performances
however
This actually makes absolutely no sense within the world of the show the New Directions
Perform some incredibly ambitious and expensive
Shows for high school glee club and both their singing and dancing are legitimately worthy of Broadway
So why on earth are they not more popular you think oblique lub this good would be killing it all over the Internet
They're not even respected within their own school
What does the glee club have to do to get some positive attention?
High school is a caste system kids fall into certain slots your jocks
Your popular kids up in the penthouse the Invisibles and the kids playing
live-action druids and trolls out in the forest bottom floor and
Where did the glee kids live sub-basement
Number nine Teri's faked pregnancy. The first season is beloved
But one of the major misfires is Tara's fake pregnancy storyline. It just makes so little sense that it's kind of infuriating
Okay. Alright, honey
Yeah
I thought we weren't gonna tell anybody yet pregnancy is a very complicated process and it's definitely not something that is easily faked
However, Glee would have you believe that it's as easy as throwing on an artificial stomach and calling it a day. What is this?
It's a pregnancy pad
They have them at the Maternity stores
We're trying on clothes so you can see how you're gonna look when you're showing
It Kendra stole it for me. So I could see if any of her old clothes were fitting
Pick up your shirt. However, this only brings up more questions
Did Terry sleep with her clothes on to hide the fake belly?
Did she plan on giving birth without the husband in the room like seriously?
What were you gonna do when the due day came
Quickly
Number eight Marley's money problems. One of the defining traits of Marley Rose is that she was poor really poor?
Hmm, even if they think it's secondhand the tag will say high-class secondhand high school. It's all about beings
By the right kind of special not good will clothes
daughter the lunch lady special
She was raised by single mother who works as a lunch lady and as such they're on the verge of abject poverty. That's really mean
Excuse me. You don't know her. You don't know what her life is like so why do you care because she's my mom
How you guys were different she's alienated from her classmates
She dresses rather from Billy due to a lack of money and she and Sam bond over their similar
Experiences of growing up without money. Hey Marley, um, just wanted to apologize for all of us and beg you not to quit. Okay
I get you like for instance. I know that that sweaters from Walmart in your mom. So the j.crew label into it
how do you know that because my mom used to do the same thing for me and
before you know it the whole thing is swept under the rug and swiftly forgotten about
She begins dressing like everyone else and her money issues are never brought up again
It's emblematic of the total lack of care or development that Marley received
Number seven the club's budget as we've touched upon the Glee Club turns out some truly incredible and jaw-dropping productions
However, one of the major storylines of the first couple of seasons is that the school is broke and has absolutely zero money to give
To the arts let alone the glee club. I'm certainly not going to pay for it
We're not talking about CEOs here
well
They were on Fox Sports Net last year winning Glee Club starts bringing that kind of prestige to the school again
You can have all the money you want
Until then 60 bucks a month and you've got to use the costumes and props
We already have however this doesn't stop the club from utilizing
Extravagant lighting displays elaborate props matching costumes and even a rain machine for their performances
Where on earth is all this money coming from
Oh, well, let's just all at the production design and not think too hard about it, right?
Number 6 backup performers. Okay. Only one more performance is related grape. We promise throughout the show
We see backup performers that are perfectly choreographed and synchronized with the members of the glee club
With
And just who on earth are these people we never get any names
they're never seen at rehearsals or you know with the club at any other time and we don't really know why they're there in the
first place
Yes, obviously to dance but why would the glee club are they technically a part of the club as well?
If so, why are they never at the meetings? There are just too many questions around these mysterious singers and dancers
Number five Quinn's miraculous recovery
Apparently Lima Ohio has the best doctors in the world because Quinn's recovery is nothing short of a miracle
In the episode on my way Quinn is distracted by a text from Rachel and gets into a significant car accident
She suffered serious injuries and loses the function of her legs, which were legates her to a wheelchair
So, you know things are looking pretty serious. Luckily. She regained the use of her legs and was fully healed in time for prom
We're not sure if Quinn is some sort of superwoman or what but we're pretty sure that severe and debilitating
Injuries aren't typically healed in a matter of weeks
Okay, yeah, I knew you could do it that was fantastic
Amazing number four Rachel getting her own show. Yep. They completely botched Rachel's character arc
didn't they for one thing the very idea of Rachel leaving her dream job as Fanny Brice to act on
Television is just so insulting on so many levels. I'm
The greatest star I
am
But no one
Hear a voice a silver flute
So there goes five seasons worth of character development to make the situation even more unrealistic and ridiculous
The entire television pilot is both centered around Rachel and named after her Rachel
It's my grandmother's
purple piano
That's my piano it came with the apartment wait someone else lives here
Uncanny sorry, but Rachel Berry is nowhere near famous or acclaimed enough to get her own television show even if she killed it as Fanny
For a long time not because anyone needs to see to rain on my parade again or the producers run away to get a real
tugboat onstage but because I want to have some time to enjoy Rachel Berry as she is now I know I'll be going back for
a second
Number three brittany becomes a genius we kept wanting to make a character funnier for comedic reasons
But what they did with brittany was just ridiculous. Miss Pierce. What's five billion?
Seven hundred fifty two million two hundred ninety three thousand two hundred eighty eight
Divided by nine hundred fifty and million seven hundred fifteen thousand five hundred forty-eight. I don't know six
She started the show as a little ditzy and naive but later became pretty over the top stupid
Some of her greatest hits include getting lost in the lima sewers
forgetting the alphabet and
Yelling at shrubs because they were making fun of her you start to wonder how she even manages to you know function
Britney why are you so stupid and
Despite once cheating off of Becky's math work. We learned several seasons in that
She's actually a bonafide math genius so much so that she's given early acceptance to MIT
Where on earth did that come from? We believe that what we are now calling
The Brittany code the Brittany code will go down in history as the most
Important scientific breakthrough of the 21st century number two, the teachers are really close to the students
We don't know what kind of hippie-dippie high school this is but the teachers and students of McKinley are weirdly close
We understand that some students have close relationships with specific teachers and that's fine
However, glee often transcends the typical and appropriate student-teacher relationship and ventures into trickier territory
Juno's practically everything about his students personal lives and the students intrude into their teachers private lives as well often singing to them in great
Times of need who knows maybe high schools have changed a lot since we've been there before
We laugh at the most absurd thing in glee here are a few honorable mentions
Holy sugar hey coach this
Is Artie he'd like to try out for the team
You screwing with no, no absolutely not see we figured that if I push him down the field fast enough that the sea
Trout but I've got an idea they say that the best time to start any business is during a recession
I don't know why or even what a recession is, but it's my understanding that we're in one. He's so supportive
I can't sleep. You plunked out of college. Oh
But we were wearing our swimsuits dude said a hot tub is the perfect temperature for sperm in it. It helps it swim faster
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Hey, are you are you gonna get it? No, I
Really thought I hit
Number one sue never gets into trouble. Yep
This is definitely a weird high school because if it were like any other sue would have been fired in a matter of days
My Cheerios are so excited
Got a money yam diet draws the water out of the skin for one thing
she is horribly mean to the students and borderline abusive towards we'll
Keep it simple. Hey, I am sorry Shue, but I cannot let this slide but the kids weren't even pay
There's a stack of mattresses in the choir room piled as high as the empty hair gel bottles and the dumpster outside your apartment
She even goes directly after students on numerous occasions
Like redirecting the Glee club's flight to Libya
Releasing actual hounds in the school and hiring a plane to fly over the school with the message Blaine is on the bottom
Come on that's completely inexcusable and it's not true. Not really
This is officially a feud between you and me and there's only one way to solve it
We're pretty sure all of those are fireable nay criminal offenses, and it's simply amazing to think that she still has a job at McKinley
You smell like a nursing home
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