[Sam]: This is my kind of job!
[Sue]: Sam, what are you doing here?
[Sam]: (singing) I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky...
Yum! Now it's time to eat!
[Sue]: Hi, kids! Today I’ve decided to make a delicious pizza.
[Sam]: Gimme a candy.
[Sue]: No.
[Sam]: Oh…
[Sue]: I have two pizza bases. But I need only one pizza. Hm. What will I do with the other one?
[Sam]: Well, give it to me. I’ll put it to good use…
[Sue]: Fine, take it.
[Sue]: So, here’s our base. And we’ll also need some ketchup…
[Sam]: Jam! Mine! Ewww… no jam, just some tomatoes… Maybe you’ve got a candy?
[Sue]: No.
[Sam]: Aaah…
[Sue]: Right, let’s squeeze our ketchup out on the pizza base like this.
[Sam]: Yeah, right, a pizza without candy is nothing but a zero… hmph!
[Sue]: You just don’t know anything about pizzas… I’ll spread ketchup all over the base… Here. Like this.
[Sam]: There’s not enough tomato jam!
[Sue]: Hmm… I don’t really know…
[Sam]: Let me help! Wait… just a sec… hmm…
[Sue]: Sam! Sam! Stop! Enough.
[Sam]: Oh, yeah! More jam, more! Come on, baby, come on!
[Sue]: Sam, stop, stop it, enough, calm down!
[Sam]: Gimme the spoon! Ha!
[Sue]: But, Sam...
[Sam]: Now this is my kind of job, don't really like them smell, but give it some nice pounding. Bam! Bam!
[Sue]: Whoa, Sam, you call that help?
[Sam]: Yep. Candy?
[Sue]: Go now, shooo… Made a mess and demands candy. Oh, now I’ll have to clean it all up…
[Sue]: Right, now it’s clean again and I can continue… ready. Now, our pizza also needs some…
[Sam]: Candy?
[Sue]: No! Give it a break already…
[Sam]: Aww…
[Sue]: To make a delicious pizza we’ll need some salami. Let’s place it on our pizza neatly… Like this… In a circle.
[Sam]: umph… hrr…. Hmmm… I need… need to grab a piece… they say it’s something delicious… grab and pull… come on…
[Sue]: Hey… There was more here…
[Sam]: Ewww… eat it yourself!
[Sue]: Come on, Sam! Quit it!
[Sue]: We will also need some nice cherry tomatoes. Let’s cut these little guys for our pizza!
[Sam]: They look like candy.
[Sue]: No, Sammy. These aren’t candy. These are tomatoes.
[Sam]: Hmph! What’s the fun in that… Don’t cut your fingers off! You’ll have hard time making pizza then!
[Sue]: I'll try.
[Sam]: Have I told you about my adventures in the Tibidabo mountains?
[Sue]: Sam, get lost!
Right, let’s lay out our tomatoes… like this… it comes out really nice…
[Sam]: Listen, if they look like candy, maybe we’ll just replace them with real candy?
[Sue]: No candies in pizza. Sam, go away. Stop bothering me.
[Sam]: Hmph…
[Sam]: What’s this?
[Sue]: These are mushrooms, Sam!
[Sam]: Mush-rooms?
[Sue]: Mushrooms!
[Sam]: Can’t we do without them?
[Sue]: We can! But not today! I’ll just add them to the pizza. There!
[Sue]: It’s coming out nicely so far, but something is missing… Right, we’ll need some cheese.
[Sue]: So… where’s the grater? Hmmm… where have I seen it? Here, I think!
Sam? What are you doing here?
[Sam]: Well… er... hm… I… I wanted to… to help you… you… you need this grater, right?
[Sue]: I do need the grater. But I’m pretty sure you were looking for candy again, right? Oh well, come with me.
[Sue]: Right, I’ve got the grater back and now I can grate some cheese.
[Sam]: Umph… pfff… hmmm… here!
[Sue]: What’s this, Sam?
[Sam]: Well, it’s for your candyless pizza. You do need to sprinkle it with something.
[Sue]: Well, thank you very much, Sammy. But I’m going to sprinkle it with cheese.
[Sam]: Cheese? This cheese? Is it the thing that stinks? Ewww…
[Sue]: What’s the matter with him? Oh, well. Our pizza is ready and it’s time to bake it.
[Sue]: Right, let’s put it on the baking tray and place it in the oven for 10 minutes.
Oh… I just love watching the cheese melt… Look, now it’s all bubbly and it’s time to get it out!
[Sue]: Okay, Sammy. Our pizza is ready and it’s time to give it a try.
[Sam]: I’m not sure… it’s candyless and all that…
[Sue]: I’ll use this cool pizza cutter to cut it into slices.
[Sam]: Doesn’t make it any better.
[Sue]: Well, smell it at least.
[Sam]: Eww, it stinks! Nope, not gonna eat it, eat it yourself.
[Sue]: It looks delicious. Maybe we should make a Sam pizza.
[Sam]: I'm down!
[Sue]: Of course you are!
[Sam]: Right… right… umph… so heavy… right, here’s the jam… A-and… skittles… and gummies… Come on, bring it here!
[Sue]: Here’s the pizza base.
[Sam]: Right… hmm… well… al-alright. It’s round like a candy, so fine. Now take the jam…
[Sue]: Yumm… it smells delicious… I must give it a try…
[Sam]: Heeey! Put it back! It’s for the pizza!
[Sue]: Greedy, aren't we?
[Sam]: Spread it already!
[Sue]: I’m spreading, I’m spreading…
[Sam]: Well, since it’s my pizza, I want to make the second half with chocolate.
[Sue]: Aren’t you afraid your teeth will fall out from all the sugar?
[Sam]: Nope! And let me do the spreading! Spread it good! Oh yeah!
[Sue]: Sam... easy... easy! Just look at yourself!
[Sam]: What?! You can’t create a masterpiece without getting a little messy…
[Sue]: Come on, let's clean you up.
[Sam]: I believe I can fly.
I believe I can touch the sky.
I think about it every night and day.
Spread my wings and fly away.
Yes, that’s right, and don’t forget the sponge! Oh yess! I love bathing!
[Sue]: I have to finish everything for that little scamp.
[Sam]: Look who's talking!
[Sue]: Let's open the gummies.
Come on, out you go,
Right. I'll place the gummies on the pizza...
[Sam]: Ooh... I need to grab one…
[Sue]: Alright, alright. There’s enough both for you and the pizza… Here we go.
[Sam]: Don’t forget these!
[Sue]: I won’t! Right. They’ll go nice with jam… Sprinkle them over…
Hm… need to fix that.
[Sam]: Oh! Kids, you haven’t forgotten to subscribe, have you? And hit the bell button? Many thanks from Sammy!
[Sue]: Sam, the pizza’s almost ready.
[Sam]: Hmm… something's missing...
[Sue]: We need to sprinkle it with something. Cheese, for example.
[Sam]: Right, maybe you’ll sprinkle it with sausage, too? No, you can’t sprinkle such pizza with anything…
A sec! mm.. hmm… h-here! Go on, sprinkle it!
[Sue]: I’m sprinkling.
[Sam]: Awesome sauce! Let’s take a photo!
[Sue]: Sure thing! Just a moment. Hold still.
[Sam]: Whoa, what’s this?
[Sue]: It’s a Polaroid. You say cheese… sorry, candy… and a photo comes out!
[Sam]: Cool…
[Sue]: Here, see for yourself.
[Sam]: Handsome, right? Well, pizza’s good, too.
[Sue]: As if there were any doubts…
[Sam]: Kids, do you like my pizza? Give a thumbs up if you do. And let’s get this video to twenty thousand thumbs up, mm?
Yummm Now it’s time to eat…
[Sue]: Can I try it, too? Just one slice?
[Sam]: Well, here… There’s barely enough for me.