- (screams)
(techno music)
- [Mom] Whoa!
(running water)
(button clicks)
- [Mom] That is so cool!
- Whoo hoo!
Whoa!
(water splashes)
(groans)
- It's not a great time to film right now.
(dramatic musical sting)
- [Niko] (shrieks) - [Dad] I am filming.
- (screams)
- Perfect way to start the day.
(slide whistle) - (howls)
- [Dad] Hi!
- She likes to be quiet, and I do too.
- [Dad] Good job!
Niko likes to be loud.
- I do.
(screams)
- Welcome to another best day ever,
it is 7:00 a.m., and we're going to yoga.
I don't even know what that means.
- Yoga's fun!
- And yoga's fun.
- Welcome to another best day ever!
- [Dad] Oh yeah,
hit the button. - Where are we going?
- [Dad] Down.
- Down or up, mommy? - [Mom] Down.
- [Dad] (laughs) I like how she never trusts me,
she always has to confirm with mom.
Dad doesn't really know what's going on, he's just filming.
(both laugh)
- (excited baby noise)
- [Dad] You wanna get some money?
Sorry bud, no money. - (grunts)
- Dang, this place is poppin',
it's like 7:30 in the morning now!
Who are these people that are up this early?
- It's a children's resort!
- I wanna go to a retirement person's resort!
Where it's 11:00 a.m. and everyone's in bed still.
- I found him sleeping in a booth with like,
four other old people.
- [Dad] Hiya!
Here you go Niko, I got you a mat!
Start doing yoga!
(air whips)
- [Mom] Whoa!
(claps)
- [Dad] Good yoga! - [Mom] Yay! (claps)
- We're so good at yoga.
- [Mom] (laughs)
- Watch this, vlog!
Two, three,
(air whips)
- This is my yoga.
(punches)
(cartoony sounds)
- [Mom] (laughs)
(cartoony sounds)
- [Mom] (laughs)
- [Instructor] All right.
- Yeah!
(techno music)
- [Instructor] Both hands up like this.
And they give you the balance from side to side
like you're dancing. (laughs)
- Whoa.
- Likes this.
Good job.
- [Dad] Hi.
- Hi! (laughs)
(techno music)
- [Instructor] ...little harder, so, make it easy!
- [Dad] Holy cow, you're doing so good!
- [Instructor] Next we have the challenge pose.
- [Mom] Yes!
- [Dad] Is this your favorite pose?
- I love doing this!
- [Child] Whoo!
- (laughs)
- [Dad] Get her, Niko! - [Mom] Just be
climbing on everyone.
- [Dad] (laughs) He's riding Adley!
- [Mom] Whoa.
- [Adley] Oh! (laughs)
- [Dad] Good job!
- (screams)
- [Instructor] It's not too much, we don't want you falling.
- [Niko] Ah!
- [Dad] Good yoga, buddy.
- (laughs)
- [Dad] Hi!
- Hi, dad!
- [Dad] What are you doing? (laughs)
Ooh.
Good job.
(techno music)
- [Dad] Hi!
- Hi!
- (mumbles)
- [Instructor] All right, so those are the poses we're gonna
be doing this morning.
- [Dad] Good yoga, Niko.
- Ah!
- [Dad] Yeah!
- Oh!
(techno music)
- [Instructor] ...was busy, testing his balance.
- [Woman] Woo!
- [Dad] Oh, did he do?
- (mumbles)
- [Adley] Hey vlog! - [Dad] What?
- Riley's over there, but the girl wolf
is supposed to be here, but mommy said it's going potty
but it's not.
It's just gone and now the boy wolf's here.
- [Dad] Yeah.
All right, what'd everyone get for breakfast today?
- Peaches and waffles.
- [Dad] Again?
I did the same thing again too.
It's delicious! - What's he eating?
I think he's eating,
- [Dad] What? - Ow, don't bite me!
He's eating the end of the orange. (laughs)
He bit me, I can't get it out!
- [Dad] Don't eat the end of the orange, it's gross!
- Spit it out!
- Ah.
(silverware clinks)
- Ouch!
- [Dad] (laughs) - Spit it out!
- [Dad] He's trapping ya!
- (giggles)
- [Dad] (laughs) He's tricking mom!
- (giggles)
- [Dad] How'd ya like yoga?
- Hiya!
- [Dad] Do you feel energized for the day then?
- Yeah.
- [Mom] What was your favorite position?
- I like the one where you curl up and lay down like a baby.
That was my favorite one.
- Niko's just staring at him.
- [Dad] Niko's like "don't come over here",
Adley's like "please come over here".
- Keeping his eye on him.
- [Adley] Papa look, here he's coming
- Oh, here he comes! - [Dad] Here he comes.
- [Woman] Hi, would you guys like to see Lobo?
- [Dad] Hi!
- Hello.
- [Mom] Oh!
- [Dad] Whoa, good high five!
Do you wanna go get a picture with him?
All right guys, get a screenshot!
Boop!
That was a good picture!
Bye!
Good job, Niko! - He's so good!
- [Woman] You didn't cry!
- He's slowly getting used to giant, scary animals. (laughs)
- (shrieks) - Dad!
It's not a great time to film right now!
- [Niko] (shrieks) - [Dad] I am filming!
What do you wanna play first?
- Um, well let me,
this one!
- [Dad] What's this one called?
I can't remember.
- Bowl-into-the-hole!
- [Dad] You wanna do this one, mom?
- 'Kay.
- [Dad] 'Kay, let's all do it.
(smacks)
- Whoa!
- [Mom] (laughs)
(smacks)
- (laughs)
(smacks)
(laughs)
- [Mom] Adley, you gotta throw it down right there!
- Woo! - [Mom] Yay!
- You gotta like, keep Niko protected while she's,
nana, protect Niko.
- I gotta get money.
(techno music)
- [Adley] Wahoo!
- Aha!
- Whoa! - [Mom] Yes!
- Whoa!
(record scratch)
(crickets) - [Mom] (laughs)
(techno music)
- Wee!
Whoa.
(shrieks)
- [Dad] Not a bad start to the day.
- Yeah, pretty good.
- Tickets on tickets.
- Yep. - You could fill a briefcase
with all these tickets.
- (laughs)
(cow moos)
- [Dad] Whoa!
Whoa.
- Whoa.
- [Mom] Woohoo!
- [Dad] Woo! - Woo!
- [Dad] You won tickets?
- Tickets! - [Dad] Good job buddy!
(motors)
- [Dad] Get 'em Niko, get 'em!
(techno music)
- [Mom] Woo!
Dancin'.
(techno music)
- [Mom] Keep it right there, - [Dad] More!
keep it right there!
(electronic noises)
- [Dad] What?
You got two of 'em!
- (shrieks)
- [Dad] He's escaping!
(techno music)
- [Dad] What?
- Wow!
- [Dad] You got all the way to the top!
- Set.
Woo! - [Dad] Whoa!
(button clicks)
- [Dad] Good job!
All right, I wanna try this, I'm gonna rock you, babe!
- Ooh, do you wanna have a competition?
- Yeah, let's see who can get the most.
What's the winner get?
- A 10 minute back rub.
- A 10 minute back rub during nap time.
- Ready, on your mark, get set, go!
(button clicks, techno music)
- Booyah baby!
10 minute back rub!
- [Dad] This key did not work!
- When you mess up, it stops working!
- (laughs)
Wait wait wait wait wait!
I've got an idea!
I'm gonna do it on the green one,
and that's the comparison.
(button clicks, techno music)
- Woo baby!
It's 'cause you mess up!
And I don't mess up. (laughs)
- [Dad] What are we getting?
We got 300.
- I want that ball.
- [Dad] A big ball?
- Yeah.
- [Dad] Okay, what else will you want?
- Skittles, and then that's it.
This one!
- [Mom] Ooh, I like that one.
- [Dad] 'Kay, what one should Niko get?
- This one.
- [Dad] That one's cool!
- I want Niko to have this one!
- [Mom] Okay!
- [Dad] 'Kay!
Niko!
Look, Niko!
Hey, Niko!
(growls) - [Mom] (laughs)
- [Dad] Look, I got you something!
Whoa!
- (excited shriek)
- Whoa! - [Mom] Oh boy.
- (shrieks) - [Dad] Bouncy balls
are a bad idea.
'Kay, where are we going now?
- We're going swimming!
- [Dad] Swimming?
- What, Where's mom and
- [Dad] Hey.
- Niko?
- [Dad] Where the heck?
- They might be over
(shocking musical sting)
(screams, all laugh)
- [Dad] Hey, let Niko run through the hallways,
this is his favorite part! - Yuck!
- Okay, go,
go go go! - (screams)
- It's okay.
- [Dad] (laughs)
Another day of swimming,
we didn't get to do the wave pool last time,
and some new slides. - And we didn't get to
do those tubes!
- We're doing the other side
of the water park today. - Yes.
- [Dad] I bet it's this one! - [Mom] I bet it's this one!
- I say it's this one. - I bet it's,
this one with mom!
- Who's right?
- One just opened down here!
(all scream)
(shrieks)
- [Dad] Go go go go!
Niko, hurry!
(techno music)
- (shrieks)
(mom and dad laugh)
(techno music)
(rushing water)
(techno music)
- Woo!
(techno music)
- Whoa!
- [Dad] No, the waves are on! - We're in the waves!
- [Dad] Watch out, Adley!
- [Mom] Woo!
(techno music)
- [Dad] Whoa!
We're at the very front!
- (giggles)
(dolphin noises)
- [Dad] Is it close?
- Yeah! - [Dad] I think it's close!
(running water)
- [Dad] Whoa!
Crazy!
We're going on the coyote one.
It's this big orange thing.
That's what we're doing!
Jenny picked it.
Brought her back.
- Go for a ride.
Ah! - Here we go!
(screams)
- Woo!
- Oh my gosh! - This is inside
the turbo sim!
- [Mom] Oh no!
Oh no!
(both scream)
Oh my gosh!
(water splashes)
(dolphin noises)
- (laughs)Are you okay?
- [Mom] (laughs) - Yeah!
There's a dolphin! - (laughs)
- So fun!
- That was way fun!
- Yeah.
- She was freaked out that I came up like a dolphin.
- No, no no no no! - Oh!
- Oh baby! - Oh!
- Oh! (groans)
- We're doing so good. - We're watching Rocket League
We're doing way good today, we haven't lost a game yet.
It's tied and there's nine seconds left!
- Ah!
- He's got it.
- No!
- Oh, he's got it.
- Oh, get down!
- Okay. - Get down!
- Oh my gosh, - Oh no, let it
- How's it not hit the ground? - Hit the ground!
- Hit the ground!
- Okay. - (sighs in relief)
- (laughs)
This series.
Don't end like this.
Holy! - Oh!
- We got our new Rocket League skins,
don't they look really cool?
Guys, in Rocket League, - No!
- You can get a space station gaming car.
'Kay. - Yes, here we go!
- They're going down. - Yes yes yes yes!
(all celebrate)
- Close, we almost scored! - Ooh!
- I'm freaking out, holy cow.
Get it out of here!
- Get it out of here!
- (laughs)
- Here we go! - Here we go!
Line it up!
- Oh, there it is, there it is!
- We did it! - (shrieks)
(all shriek and laugh)
- It was so close!
- Oh baby!
Oh baby!
Oh! - Oh!
- (shrieks) - Go go go!
- Oh my gosh! - Oh, this is so silly!
This is just turning into a straight reaction video.
Oh my gosh! - (grunts)
The over time's longer than - Come on!
- The actual game, here we go!
(all celebrate)
- Yes!
- Woo!
- Woohoo!
- [Dad] Oh.
- Yes!
- [Dad] I think she's excited.
- Mommy!
- All right, you gotta pick out what you want.
- I want that.
- [Mom] The squirrel? - [Dad] The squirrel, Sammy?
- Yeah.
- [Dad] Do you want it on your armor your hand?
Ooh, right there?
Where do you think? - [Mom] There.
- Um. - [Dad] You choose.
- I think right here.
- [Dad] Right there?
All right. (laughs)
Adley's a trend-setter,
shin tattoos are so 2020.
- Look at it!
- [Dad] Whoa, that's crazy.
- [Mom] Ooh!
- Huh?
- [Dad] What's she doing?
- She's adding glue.
- [Dad] Glue?
It's a glitter glue tattoo?
- Um, that one and that one.
- [Woman] You want these two?
(background talking)
- [Dad] What do you think?
- Cool.
- [Mom] That is so cool!
What?
That's so cool, Adley!
- [Dad] That's way cool!
Good idea with pink and purple.
Dude, that's awesome! - [Mom] Ooh!
(air whips)
- [Dad] (laughs) I missed.
- I'm so silly. (laughs)
- [Dad] (laughs)
- [Dad] Your wildest dreams - Oh man.
- [Dad] Are coming true, babe.
My dreams came true and Rocket League won,
now Jenny's dreams are coming true
and she's getting the squirrel on her leg.
- What colors, Adley?
- Black, and purple.
- [Mom] Black and purple?
- Mm-hmm.
- [Dad] Black and purple?
That sounds cool. - I like that, yeah.
Those are my softball colors.
- [Dad] And your Tesla colors. (laughs)
- That's true! (laughs)
(synth rock music)
- [Woman] They're so cute. - [Mom] Yeah!
- [Dad] What's up, squirrel buddies?
- Woohoo, squirrel buddies!
Squirrel buddies.
(synth rock music)
- [Adley] I want this! - [Dad] Ooh.
- Perfect!
- [Woman] Do you want like, this one in the bunny,
or do you want it like this?
- [Mom] Oh, that looks so good.
Look how cute!
- [Dad] Baby bear! - [Mom] I know!
(pins falling over)
- [Dad] Woo! - I can do this!
- [Mom] Oh no.
Oh!
- [Dad] Good job Niko! - [Mom] Yay Niko!
- [Dad] I think he's enjoying this, I'm not sure though.
(laughs)
- [Mom] Yeah.
There you go!
Oh yeah! - [Adley] Yes yes yes!
(pins fall over)
(all celebrate)
- [Mom] Yes!
- [Adley] Yes yes yes!
(all celebrate)
(synth rock music)
- [Dad] Whoa!
(pins fall over)
(all celebrate)
(synth rock music)
(pins fall over)
- I got a strike, and you didn't film it?
- [Dad] I didn't see it!
(pins fall over)
Oh, almost a strike!
(pins fall over)
- [Dad] Woo!
Hey!
Did you do that?
- Look!
(shrieks)
- [Dad] We're heading back to the hallways
and running (laughs) - (shrieks)
- It's been nothing - [Niko] (shrieks)
- But fun today. - [Niko] (shrieks)
- I think we're gonna try and get these kids to bed
way early, like I'm talking 7 o'clock early,
'cause that's like 8 o'clock Utah time.
Even if it wasn't, let's just get 'em to bed early.
Huh?
- Yeah. (shrieks)
- And then I think me and Jenny are gonna try and sneak out,
and go on a secret water slide date tonight,
once they're asleep.
You're gonna hold down the fort
while we go on a secret water slide date?
Yes!
- Niko, Niko, Niko, Niko! - Niko, Niko, Niko, Niko!
- [Dad] Come on bud, you can do it!
- You can make it, come on!
- Niko, Niko!
- [Dad] Come on, bud!
Come on! - [Mom] You can make it!
- (shrieks) - [Mom] Come on!
Come on! - [Adley] Come on!
- [Mom] Niko!
- [Adley] Can he come?
- [Dad] No! - [Mom] Niko!
- [Dad] (laughs) That's the wrong way!
We were almost to the room, and he just fell!
And he didn't have any more energy.
- [Adley] I got my little baby!
- What? - [Dad] Oh no.
You got him?
- Yeah, I got my little baby.
- [Dad] You trapped him?
- Ha ha, get him!
- (screams)
- Run! - [Adley] Open the door!
- He's coming!
- [Dad] We almost got him in, corral him in!
- [Mom] Run away, run away!
Oh no, hide, hide! - [Dad] He made it back!
- (gasps) (roars)
Tricked him. (finger snaps)
- [Dad] Oh, we did it!
Babe. - [Adley] Take my shoes!
- [Dad] That was the best day ever.
- Guess what?
I got you something.
- [Dad] What?
- This is for you. - [Dad] Oh.
Thank you.
Guys, look how crazy this is.
There is a
zit on my eye.
I don't know if you can see that right there.
It hurts so bad,
I'm gonna survive.
And we're gonna go on a hot date tonight.
- (laughs)
- [Dad] What?
Hey, no, wait no, no, hey! - [Adley] (giggles)
- [Dad] No, hey! - [Adley] (giggles)
- [Dad] Hey, hey no! - [Adley] (giggles)
- [Dad] What are you doing? - [Adley] (giggles)
- [Dad] Um, well, do you want to end the vlog?
How are you gonna end it? - Take that!
- [Dad] Oh, hey hey hey!
- Like this! (laughs)
- [Dad] Wait, what are you doing?
- Like this.
Right here. - [Dad] Okay, I'll go
through here.
Ready.
- Set, go.
Thanks for watching, bye!
(smacks) - [Dad] (laughs)
- Let's go.
- Kids are asleep, we have an hour and 20 minutes
before the pool closes.
Water slide date. - Now let's go.
- Yes.
- We're gonna get in the water slides
as many times as possible.
(techno music)
- Oh!
(shrieks)
(laughs)
(screams)
It's dark!
I can't see! - [Dad] (screams)
- [Mom] (screams)
(both scream)
- [Dad] (laughs)
- Oh my!
- [Dad] Woo!
Whoa! - Whoa!
- [Dad] Oh my gosh! - Oh my gosh!
- [Dad] That was insane! - That was so scary!
Woo!
(techno music)
- Woohoo!
Woo!
- [Dad] (laughs)
- Whoa!
(water splashes)
- (grunts) - Woo!
(techno music)
(smacks)
- Woo!
(smacks)
- Nailed it.