♪ Oh, it's drawing very near ♪
♪ My favorite time of year ♪
♪ The snow is falling And the cold wind blows ♪
♪ Christmas is almost here ♪
♪ And I know that Santa, Santa, Santa has his jolly little eyes on me ♪
♪ It keeps me warm and filled with glee To know Santa had his eyes on me ♪
♪ I light my house like a Christmas tree Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lee ♪
♪'Cause Santa, Santa, Santa Has his jolly little eyes on me ♪
Hi, Squidward, what are you doing today?
♪ Stringing lights so Santa knows In no uncertain terms ♪
To go away!
OK...
♪ Santa, Santa, Santa Has his jolly little eyes on me ♪
♪ He sees everything I do ♪
♪ With his left eye on me And his right eye on you ♪
♪ Oh, everyone try Some hot fruitcake today ♪
♪ Eat it all up And you will shout, "Hooray!" ♪
♪ Everyone can get behind A mouthful of warm sunshine ♪
♪ Everyone eat a Christmas time cliché ♪
[popping]
[smashing]
[spraying]
♪ Everyone can get behind A mouthful of Christmas time ♪
♪ Let's all eat Some hot fruitcake today ♪
Ready for Christmas, kids?
Aye, aye, Captain!
I can't hear you!
Aye, aye, Captain!
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple Under the sea? ♪
♪ Spongebob SquarePants ♪
♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪
♪ Spongebob SquarePants ♪
♪ If nautical nonsense Be something you wish ♪
♪ Spongebob SquarePants ♪
♪ Then drop on the deck And flop like a fish ♪
♪ Spongebob SquarePants ♪
♪ Spongebob SquarePants Spongebob SquarePants ♪
♪ Spongebob SquarePants It's the SpongeBob Christmas special ♪
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
♪ Bring joy to the world It's the thing to do ♪
♪ But the world does not Revolve around you ♪
♪ Don't be a jerk ♪
♪ It's Christmas ♪
♪ Be nice to babies and animals Old folks too ♪
♪ 'Cause that's how you'd like them To treat you ♪
♪ Use turn signals Don't screen my calls ♪
♪ Don't you wreck the house When you deck the halls ♪
♪ Spit your gum Where it won't wind up on my shoe ♪
♪ Squeeze toothpaste From the bottom of the tube ♪
♪ Don't be a jerk ♪
♪ It's Christmas ♪
It's Christmas!
[laughing]
♪ When others are talking Never interrupt ♪
♪ Don't put people down Or leave the toilet seat up ♪
♪ It's the time for family And holly and turkey ♪
♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky Jolly not jerky ♪
♪ Santa brought Nearly every gift on your list ♪
♪ Why whine about The one that he missed? ♪
♪ Don't be a jerk ♪
♪ It's Christmas ♪
It's Christmas!
♪ Don't be a jerk ♪
♪ It's Christmas ♪
♪ It's shaping up to be A wonderful holiday ♪
♪ Not your normal, average, everyday ♪
♪ Sounds like someone Felled my old coral tree ♪
♪ Spongebob, Patrick Why'd you do this to me? ♪
♪ The world feels like it's in loverly ♪
♪ Go away before I harm you bodily ♪
♪ This Christmas feels like The very first Christmas to me ♪
♪ There'll be shopping, decorating And plenty of snow ♪
♪ Hey Patrick, who's that Under the mistletoe? ♪
♪ What? Who me? Would you look at the time, I should go ♪
♪ People seem a little more brotherly ♪
♪ Here's a special something To you from me ♪
♪ Even the trash On Christmas smells sweetly ♪
♪ This Christmas feels like The very first Christmas to me ♪
♪ What do you want Can't you see that I'm busy? ♪
♪ Step outside We've got something for you to see ♪
♪ Spongebob Take this stuff down immediately ♪
♪ Chestnuts roasting And burns in the third degree ♪
♪ Tonight things are as good As they seem to be ♪
♪ A star on top Will complete all the scenery ♪
♪ This Christmas feels like The very first Christmas to me ♪
[chuckling]
♪ This Christmas feels like The very first Christmas to me ♪