-Ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight.
Give it up for The Roots! [ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Talk about the magic of television.
We'll edit this out, but did you see what happened?
-I saw you jump.
-I suffered a trauma is what happened.
[ Laughter ]
Dude, I just saw -- I just saw a giant cockroach.
-Ew. -Did you see that?
-Yeah.
Yeah, the biggest cockroach I've ever seen.
You know, it -- it -- it stared at me.
[ Laughter ]
It looked at me, and then it scuttled.
-It scuttled? [ Laughter ]
-Scuttled away behind the curtain.
And right now, I'm fully traumatized.
Sorry about that. [ Light laughter ]
It's bizarre. You know why that's here.
You know whose fault that is? -Oh.
Roots, you know who it is. -Robert Irwin.
-Yeah, "little" Robert Irwin. [ Laughter ]
Our animal expert. Our 15-year-old genius.
[ Audience "Oohs" ] Sorry.
[ Laughter ]
He did the show like a month ago.
He brought those cockroaches. -Oh, I remember.
That was gross. -We do love him.
Do you remember those? They're disgusting.
Dave, do we have a tape of the cockroaches?
You got it? We can show it?
Show this. You guys have got to see this.
Oh, no! Don't leave one here.
Don't leave one here. -All right, here.
-Please don't leave one here because I know how they breed,
and I know how cockroaches work.
-Can you grab that one? -No.
[ Laughter ]
So one of them is just there.
Anyway, Robert Irwin's here tonight,
and he's gonna get a piece of my mind, yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
All right.
Let's pretend that all never happened, all right?
Should I do it from just sitting down?
Sorry about that. -All right, guys, here we go.
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
-You guys, we've a great show tonight.
Her new comedy, "Wine Country," is premiering on Netflix soon.
Our pal Tina Fey is here!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Plus, he's got some brand-new animals to show us,
15-year-old Robert Irwin is stopping by.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And finally, we have great, great music
from the one, the only Florida Georgia Line!
[ Cheers and applause ]
But before we get started, it is our fifth anniversary,
so I just want to say a huge thank you
to everyone who works here at the show.
Crew, the producers, the writers, the staff,
The Roots, Higgins, Lorne.
You all work so hard to make this show every single night,
and none of this could happen without you,
so thank you all so much.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And to you at home,
we love trying to make you laugh every night.
-Is anybody buying this gratitude speech?
-Oh, please. I've worked here for 10 years.
He doesn't even know my name.
-He actually called me "Linda" the other day.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Are you doing anything big to celebrate the big 0-5?
-I am. I'm going to the strip house
and having myself a giant steak.
-Yeah. [ Light laughter ]
Haven't you been there like three time this week?
[ Laughter ] -That's my jam, man.
You gotta let me live. -Yeah, all right, fair enough.
-Also, I've been trying out different dry rubs
for the second edition of my barbecue books.
-Guys, we have a great show tonight,
but first --
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
Oh, my gosh! It's Hashtag!
Guys, Hashtag the Panda! Wow!
This is such a great surprise!
Oh, my gosh! Hashtag!
It's such a great surprise.
I had no idea that you'd be here.
I had no clue that --
Ben S-- [ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Ben Stiller?!
What are you doing here?!
Come on. What --
[ Cheers and applause ]
-You know, uh, it's no big deal, Jimmy.
It's just I heard it was your big fifth anniversary show,
and so I thought I would drop everything I was doing...
[ Laughter ]
...fly across the country, cancel my whole week
so I could come here and see the look of surprise
on your face when I surprised you.
[ Laughter ]
So, uh, surprise. [ Laughter ]
-Well, I'm totally surprised.
Audience, aren't you surprised?
[ Cheers and applause ]
We were all surprised!
[ Cheers and applause continues ]
[ Applause stops ]
-You're such a bad actor.
-Hey, Ben, Ben...
Would you mind dancing out?
-You can't tell, but I'm giving you the finger.
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
-There he is, everybody.
♪♪
Ben Stiller, everybody.
[ Cheers and applause ]
There he is.
♪♪
Hashtag the Panda.
♪♪
Uh, well, that -- that -- that was fun.
Higgins, wa-- wasn't that fun?
-Oh, that was. That was real fun.
-Yeah. That really was.
Ben Stiller, everyone. How cool was that?
[ Cheers and applause ] He's the --
Guys, when we come back, Tina Fey is here.
Stay tuned for more of "The Tonight Show."
And remember, no flipping.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
-[ Sighs ]
What the hell was his problem?
-Guess he didn't like the surprise got blown.
-Surprise got blown?
Please, he's a grown man in a bear costume.
-What was his problem?
-His problem? What was your problem?
-What?
-Dude, I told you not to plug that stupid barbecue book.
-No, when I asked you, I said,
"Do you mind if I plug by barbecue book in the warmup?"
You said no. -What'd I say?
No, no, exactly.
No, I don't want you to plug the book.
-No, you said no, you didn't mind if I plugged it --
-No, I said, "No, don't plug the stupid book,"
is what I said. -No, you said no.
I said, "Do you mind?" and you said, "No."
I'm not a mind reader. -Whatever, man.
I don't know what you are. But just whatever.
Plug -- Plug away.
I don't care.
Do I look puffy out there? I feel like my face --
-Oh, no, no, not at all. The Keto's really working.
-Really? -Yeah, you look kind of like
a ham on those cheekbones. -Oh, really?
-You're looking really good. -Thanks, dude.
-Yeah, man. -Killer.
You guys look good, too. -Thanks.
-Thanks.
-What's up dude? -What's up, dude?
-Tina Fey is coming out right now.
Just a heads-up -- she seems super mad about something.
She'll be fine. She's a total pro.
Yeah, she was just like, "He knows exactly what he did."
-What the heck did I do? -I don't know.
Six minutes. End with a clip.
All good. -Yeah, everybody's crazy.
Everyone deserves each other.
I should've been a mailman.
[ Motor whirring ]
[ Breathing deeply ]